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Definitely rolling a bard this time around instead of cleric.

We're gonna have 3d dick picks before I'm able to surf the Cali coast without a wetsuit.

Pam makes me laugh the hardest.

Main actor needed to be Clive Owen, Gerard Butler or Charles Bronson. Fuck it, Charles Bronson.

Boxer-briefs gotta be the best fashion invention for dudes in the last 200 years besides assless chaps.

Are they going to revert the pet code? Because honestly, when I played on Fippy best dps? Fire pet. Best Tank? Fuck it, fire pet. Best aggro? fuck it, fire pet.

Or it could be summer fight cards = blockbusters. Not a bad plan. Summer is the traditional lull in sports when there's only baseball.

And those liberal scientists have the audacity to claim global warming! hahah!

This is off topic, but Mario Speedwagon did you ever play the BF2 mod Project Reality?

My testicles are starting to bang my knees. I'd much rather deal with the 405 in rush hour than 3+box with MQ.

Secrets, how do you not have job fulfilling neckbeards' fantasies?

It's my destiny to never play this game and instead play 15 year old MMOs until they are legal and then I'll marry one.

God damn I love Glass. He's a real musician like Bieber or Imagine Dragons none of that faggoty Hendrix or Rachmaninoff shit.

When Katniss shoots down the jet with her bow and arrow, it was the hardest I've laughed in a movie since the rape scene in Deliverance.

Yeah man, me neither. I went dressed as Buffalo Bill to a con and now I can't be within 200 yards of schools! smh.

I refuse to listen to EDM because like Disco and a2g squats, it is a gateway drug to the homosexual lifestyle. I will remain pure, listening to the broadway musicals of Hammerstein and the marches of Souza.

I'm never gonna cyber a 42 year old male wood elf druidess in the trees of Kelethin at this rate. FML

noooo my free mmrs. I'd actually have to learn doto to get out of the Mariana trench then!

It's warmer in California because Satan lives in West Hollywood.

Those tea partiers sure wanna party like 1776!

Woah, I totally didn't know Kentucky had power lines! Welcome to the first world, bros!

People who foul hard inside, but call every piece of contact they get if they try to drive.

How do you intend to fund African Wild Life Reservations without rich people hunting permits?

Congrats brah

Fuckin allowing pale blondies to play Bond. What's next, a balding Scotsman? Degeneracy, I swear on me mumm's tits.

I don't think any SOE creation will be able to tingle my dingleberries quite as hard as EQ did in '99, to my seventh grade brain.

What's the server pop?

This event severely screws up the servers. I feel like I'm playing WoW on an expansion pack release day.

how do I drop to women that I'm red pill and therefore their best bet at alfafa male cawwk? Like do I just go, "Hi, my name is Xeldar. I am The red pill".

Prometheus 2: David finds the Engineer homeworld and is turned into an Engineer gay-sex robot. Fassbender gets an assbender, he can only be heard saying. "Yes, this is what daddy wanted. Oh my"

I think the right analogy with Swamp Donkey ( I can't remember her poster name ) is Tyen was bringing his gf around the guys at a setting where the guys are clearly shooting the shit. If it's a one time thing that's cool, but nooo. She was a) generically vapid and b) Tyen couldn't keep her in...

Have photoshops spoofing shawshank redemption been done for the Shaw?

What gets me is how prevalent baseball bats are in Britfaggia for home defense. I'm waiting for the headline, 16 year old social loner goes Babe Ruth on his math class, contract to Dodgers pending release from prison.

It's a hilarious form of 'detention'. And unfortunately, the girl in my pic, was too old for me to get an erection.

yep. drinking to that.