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sloots are the girls that sex is still fun too and is not the game of thrones because they've lost the fight to gravity.

im going back to college for my masters at 26.8. should I hit up my frat at a different campus for sl00ts? How should I proceed? Like I don't want the old grills, i want the 18 yos. I really wanna win softball next semester too.

i dont drink vodka, but if I did it'd be glenfidditch.

You thinks she'll be good in 5 years? Because let's be serious, she's gonna be married off in the next 5 years.

Here's to porn (hopefully) in 10-12 years:

Ayo Maiden, let me put my rapier in your derriere grill.

Goes good in carbonated water.

...and pornography.

OP, you may agree with Roger Scruton (he doesn't think modern art is beautiful and has a better sounding accent and vocabulary than me) Why Beauty Matters > Documentary Addict

Faggot Bruce.

Marrying hambeast grants +3 to regen as a troll.

Poster of the year: Fedor. Also, can't remember the bros who were going mad crazy in photoshop in-that-one-fsr thread, but they geta POTY nod too.

Affluenza? Meet Dan Bilzerian. Instagram His father:Paul Bilzerian - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Why couldn't my father con billions out of people? *sniffle*.

Hi, I've boxed war/cleric/wiz through 47. If it's a camp you want to break, clerics are adequate with lull. OOC regen is so high my wizard never stops chain nuking - furthermore, nukes don't snap aggro away. I press taunt roughly once a mob on my war, and it doesn't break off war when my wiz...

Affluenza is when you have already VP decked out P99 toon, but want another decked out alt at the expense of other non-TMO members killing Phara Dar.

I'll suggest a nuker since ooc regen is 10% a tick.

I've completely lost interest farming LDCs. 4 more levels of this crap? noooooooo. 3 boxing is starting to feel like sitting in traffic. Granted, 10 years ago, the first time I 3boxed I thought it was cooler than shit.

How to make melees solo: A quest for a 100/1000 delay weapon + jboots.

Belfort is a juicer. There is nothing wrong with blasting tren ace and test prop, except if you are fighting in a supposedly all natty sports league.

Val Kilmer, "Ice Man"

gonna hardcore poopsock seafury island christmas eve. my body is ready.

Don't live everyday like your last, live everyday like your fist: Crying, pissing and shitting everywhere.

I'm reading the TMO's leaders doing this apologist crap. This shit is hilarious. They seem to labor under the illusion: a) Rogean owes them shit. b) Anything other than everyone getting IP banned is effectively getting off lightly. It's so funny to me. Like their leadership is like, "Rogean...

That'd be fun, you'd end up with 20 giants camping bot entrance which would be hilarious.

...and I reinstalled on my lunch break.

Even our legs have ZZ top beard; If you're from VZ.

in a night of sheer drunken genius, I deleted everquest. Thank the nines! I have a week before I re-dl sod from steam while I sleep to hunt 14 year old pixels.

I'd like an MMO with EQ1's opening cinematic style graphics.

Real problem: The tone of the writing in The Hobbit and LOTR are completely different. The Hobbit is primarily an adventure book (and not a very good one) - Hardy Brothers, Huck Finn. Ole' Frodo and his magical ring get Thorin and the boys out of some real pickles! But they shot Hobbit in the...

What has tits, a dick and is not a tranny? DO NOT CLICK:

Did you do the noob sk quest? I got a 12/29 on my warrior, 9/24 piercer on my rogue from it.

I can remember on Vallon Zek, 10+ years ago, it was a sin and considered poor form to attack a guy while he's engaged on a mob.

^ same boat with runes. I have half of the needed runes for half of my spells.

The hottest woman to like ever, ever exist:

The real malefactors of great wealth are 1.0x10^-7 of the world's population. With the way banking is set up, their wealth is too amorphous, fungible for them to be held accountable. I expect more American herbivore males, a 4 year degree's roi to decrease, and one heroic horatio alger boot...

So far: Out of combat regen is like 10/15% a tick, this makes wizards/mages fairly OP. Mage pet tanks better than my warrior. Warriors always land crippling blows when 'zerker frenzied.

I've never liked EQ servers where one raid guild has hegemony.

It felt so good to give up on n00b armor quests to go kill shit. So I ported to South Ro, got a texture pack error, moved to my right, and aggro'd Iksar guards hitting for 70s. I guess I'm going Unrest until the basement sucks. I do recommend doing n00b weapon for melees. 9/24 piercer...

imho. Why isn't Ms. Black the new the Hermione? Implying I wouldn't fuck her where it's legal.

I chickened out of running rogue/rogue/rogue.