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That involves 2 dead hookers, a mule, and a map of South Dakota. Let"s hold off on that. For now.

This times a million. They may come in, say the voting was "suspicious as all fuck" and still give it to Brooke. We disagreed with their shit last time, no reason to think this time will be any different.

No, what"s creepy is this ISN"T our most fucked up necrophilia thread derail. Also, if they were REAL men, they"d ride "busas.

Never on the rag or say leave me alone They don"t scream and they don"t moan Don"t even cry if I shoot in their hair Lying on the table she smiles and she stares Occidio, maybe when we go to hell, we can sit next to each other on the plane.

No, you fool, settle down, you"re being hysterical. She"s still 3 holes. We just don"t want her to win this, that"s all. We can still take turns filling her out like an application. Besides, tears make GREAT lube.

The gangster in question: Street Style

Career planning

You know just made me toast my monitor and smile? I"m sure anon boy was under the impression when she won, the sexors was assured. Somewhere Brooke is blocking his email address and he"s eying a bottle of Drano as a cocktail.

Who was rallied, how is this happening? Inquiring minds and all.

56 to 44 one minute later.

We need to agree to meet them somewhere, and they dig some holes before they arrive! <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1PA1J0oDphc&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess"...

Agreed. Focus your attention on getting with a great new girl, not wasting your time and effort to fuck over the old girl just for a 5 second "OWNED!" feeling.

2 million in votes in 30 minutes? Even if she got all 4chan, SA, PA, and FOHSS members currently logged in at the time to vote for her, wouldn"t have been possible.

You magnificent bastard, I was trying to find the pic. Heh, "Lemme get a ride home!" +Internets for you

I can just see one of us meeting with a mysterious figure in a parking garage at night so he can give us a manila envelope describing what really went down.

She"s not admitting the contest was rigged, she"s just saying the use of scripts are/would have made it so. The sentence doesn"t read right, that"s for sure. She even goes on to say her votes were rallied in an honest way.

Dude how are you going to post that without a link? Hook it up!

So by tomorrow night it will all be over?

This is like finding him dead in the snow.

Or "Hey, I"ll be out of town, here"s how to change the site at time X tomorrow"?

No shit. "Our ace-in-the-hole pulled ahead, yank the plug!"

Anon fucktard better get to rock that shit for an entire weekend while doing blow off her tits, minimum.

We could flip this on her in the same way she did. Wait until the last 6 hours before voting ends, and we all visit every forum we know of. Worked like a fucking charm for her.

Nothing really "illegal" about her win, just..."shady"? In the end, it was really noting more than grass-roots campaigning. Well, unless they determine a script was used, then yeah.

Now watch them cancel the contest. "Well, Tasha has 4.3 million votes and Brooke has 5.6 million votes... Maybe we should call it?" -Is that what they said on the radio?

It"s over? It"s still letting me vote. NM, you"re right, it"s over.

Agreed. 10,000 of them that suddenly appear here and start regularly posting /b/ quality shit? *shudder*.

Anyone remember that episode of X-Files where Mulder wants to make a deal with Cigarette Smoking Man and Skinner tells him not to because he"ll own him for life? Because getting /b/ help made me immediately think of that.

He probably thinks he"ll get laid for it. Motherfucker might have just gotten her $8,000 and a modeling contract with one PM.

Alright, another question. Was Brooke hitting up a lot of sites for help before she was tipped off, or were all her efforts started with other sites AFTER the anon guy tipped her off?

Voted. When does the contest end?

I"ve known a few guys in love with "G" girls, and one trait about them always seems to show its" ugly head. The guys will have a great "friend day" with these girls, then that night she"ll go to a bar with her friends. She"s meet a douche bag that makes her buy her own drinks (and his), rips on...

Here in Vegas, I have a buddy that more or less lives of PoF, and that motherfucker gets more bumper than a body shop. And GOOD bumper. He"ll keep like 3 chicks on the "internet line", and meet up with like 2 a week, fuck them stupid, and move on. Once every 3 months he"ll really like one and...

Link might interest you guys. Or make you want to ridge-hand a chick. On marriage: Let's call the whole thing off - TODAY: Relationships

I"ve been in, and seen friends in, relationships where something just doesn"t "click". It"s hard to explain. One or both people have some minor personality characteristic/flaw and you just know if they could curb that shit, it would be a great relationship. These also suck. Some little...

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Teacher huh? Please tell me you"re like 17 and she"s 28 and just smoking hot. Allow us to live vicariously through you.

The thing is, I"m pretty sure she"s somewhere planning her next dick sandwich, while you"re doing this stuff. Go out, forget her, and fuck some strange ass. The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else.

Oh that"s crazy talk. Next you"ll be posting pics in the FSR thread or talking about WoW in the MMO general discussion thread. Get your insane ramblings out of here.

Jesus, why is it called "ex" girlfriends? A lot of those girls look like real keepers!