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Fuck I want to punch someone after reading that.

Those pictures just scream "put it anywhere". Good show, man.

A dozen of us outside in a van, with an ear-piece communications set up. The van will have a communication setup to a chat room with the rest of us taking votes on what to say at every moment. No matter what wins, he says it, no matter how inappropriate. Yeah, that should do. "I have been...

I wish you all the best if you want to grab her, but right now all she knows about you is you have that baggage. Reverse the situation. I know if that"s how I met a girl, I would just move on, lot"s of fish in the sea and all that shit. It"s going to take extra work for her to wash away that...

Agree 100%, first impression shit and all that. Her opinion is set, and she can find 5 guys walking home that don"t immediately creep her out. I"m trying to find an analogy here, and the best I can come up with is if you test drive a car and you immediately don"t like it, you have no inclination...

This is a smart forum, usually I gotta say "Head shit". The morning will come, and that light WILL come through the window. You will also be sober. And no absence of light hides fat.

Waiting for Furor to quit Blizzard and start an FOH guild in SW:G then salivate everyday waiting for front page news + fat lightsaber lewt pics.

If I went to a buddies house and he had a bunch of "How to score chicks!" books lying around, my first thought would not be about how much of a pimp in training he is, instead I"d probably call him a creepy motherfucker and advise him to get rid of the books before any girls come over...

I could not agree more. It"s her way of saying "I"m already fucking someone else, and if I do decide I like you more, and you find out about it, I can pull the "well remember we were kind of broken up then so it doesn"t count!" line of bullshit. The bitch, no offense, is currently swinging...

She was with another girl while with you? A lot of guys do the OMFG that"s so HAWT!!! but if was in a serious, loving relationship with someone, that shit wouldn"t fly. Guy or girl, it doesn"t matter, it"s another set of hands on my woman.

Well nothing is fool proof. But if you think about it, the good looking friend already knows (or at least is under the impression) that you"re a good guy, and she never had to talk to you. It also works under the impression/goal that the girl(s) you"re after are willing to go behind the uggo"s...

Another trick I"ve seen performed is "the mouth piece" and it looks pretty smooth and successful. Identify a group of women, friends, that came together. Odds are, their will be one that knows she"s the least attractive in the group, and the rest of her friends do as well. The kind where you...

Every time I"ve been single and done the clubbing thing in the city, I"ve gotten 2nd base action INSIDE the place. I never really took it any further, the thing about Vegas natives is that we kind of don"t really dig the tourists. When you live here, see the shit day in and day out, people...

You also just described Las Vegas. We have 3 types of girls here: hot as fuck cunts, good personality homely girls, and taken.

I saw a "Malcolm in the Middle" where Francis did a "I"m a gay but I think one perfect girl could make me fall for her" line. He had about 20 girls all busting their asses to be that one, like a challenge. It was pretty damn funny and I actually wonder how realistic that approach could be.

I believe it was the new series of X-Men, #3, when Moira had developed a way to brainwash mutants, and about half of the X-Men were working for Magneto, living on asteroid M, while the other half of the team were flying towards it in a plastic ship. Both sides fight each other, gets pretty...

Has he remarked on his "hard-coredenss" yet?

How do you handle that chat for longer than 5 seconds? My god, it"s a 400 people that 4chan would reject as members. Leper colonies would shut the blinds and be quiet, hoping they"d leave.

700 people. 700 people are watching 2 fully clothed girls mouth breath into a grainy web cam. The next time any of those 700 is out at a bar, or hanging with friends, and nothing having a good time, before you utter "Man I"m bored!" you remember this shit.

As a general rule, avoid girls that express their age using months and days, use terms like "and a half", explain "they"re ALMOST age X", or worse than all hold up fingers and declare they"re "this many". If they do this using only one hand and haven"t mastered the dexterity necessary to hold up...

First guy that gets busted here is going to roll over on him so fast. I wonder how many people grabbed his videos and now have them in a folder labeled "Trade for immunity".

After the numerous deals we struck with certain...internet video companies...legally we can"t anyway. No worries.

Not so much me, it"s a community here, that stuff always made me feel like a spectator, I"d rather participate. Guys like Sam and Searyx made it feel like everyone that was too opinionated, or hyper, or combative, or high spirited, or just someone that wasn"t rude or a dick, but honestly loved...

You"re preaching to the choir, and I agree with you. But a general interest, if nothing more than a morbid, car accident rubbernecking fancy, has been demonstrated by a great number of people on this site. Hell I think the restarting of this thread shows that it"s believed not all the stuff on...

I think ideally, this tread could serve as a filter system for Yahoo crap, FOH letting it"s own know the channels worth a crap, and which ones that are age-questionable with 600 "keyboard on head" spammers.

Sounds like her being preggo is just one of her thousands of issues.

That Bopbobo room looks like Nigerian Scam TV.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GOD NOOOOOOOOO some fucking idiot just ruined that site for me forever, decided to fap and broadcast it.

She"s full blown nekkid, now. People are calling loop, and her camera"s refresh is worse than flying into Shattrath at 8pm on a Saturday with a 486/33 PC.

No, he really did this. I did show him the PA, though. He thought he had 0 bots on, so it never occurred to him. Ironically, earlier in his life he was so ridiculously good at Quake 2 he got banned from the master servers. For being a bot.

Once had a friend that ran an Unreal Tournament 2003 server from his house. All of us would join in, etc., but told us one guy stumbled upon it by mistake. My friend says this dude plays all the time, and they"re a great team in the game. He says he doesn"t think the dude speaks English, though...

When you get the rooms with 200+ people, it"s pointless. The chat spam flows like the Niagra Falls of fail.

The problem with super skinny chicks is the lack of titties. If I can"t reach up a chick"s shirt and get a good handful I"m not interested. Their is no room in my bed for 2 fucking mosquito bites.

It"s funny the people questioning if they"re under 18 and then you notice how they"re rarely on passed 9. Fucking street lights came on, and they logged off.

The milks gone bad!

Man if it hasn"t been rickshawed by now...

You actually wrote to a congressman asking why you can"t diddle 14 year olds. I know you"re trolling, trying to be funny, a perv, or some combo of all 3 but when your 14 year old daughter brings home her new 25 year old boyfreind that"s trying to explain to you how laws concerning age of consent...

I"m sure Icepick, your cell mate, will be VERY understanding and accepting of your world view.

Exactly. I love his logic. "Well 100 years ago in farming communities it was cool so I should be able to run a train on Sally the Super Slut from supersluts.com, 14 years old or not!"

The crazy thing about the law is that they don"t let you choose which ones you want to follow. And please don"t compare hooking up with a 14 year old you saw flicking her bean on a webcam to marrying a girl in your village in order to pump out kids to help run the plow and milk the cows. Just...