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    black-ish

    I refuse to watch a show that makes racist jokes about American Inventors.
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    Lena Dunham got RAPED........BY A REPUBLICAN!

    I really feel sorry for the poor Republican that she raped.
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    Lena Dunham got RAPED........BY A REPUBLICAN!

    Tomorrow when Republicans take control of the Senate it will feel like Lena getting raped again.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Most gas stations have 20 plus gas pumps and only 2 diesel pumps but you can bet your sweet ass even if only 3 cars are getting gas two of them will be blocking the diesel pumps.
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    Boardwalk Empire

    I really wanted to see her have to eat old woman ass. Gillians should be careful those nipples could take someones eye out.
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    Invent a Holiday

    Title: Orange Koolaid day. Date(s): Everyday Description: Black people celebrate teen pregnancy, welfare and high crime rate.
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    Favorite Porn Star?

    Whatever slut is fucking Rocco this week, he really knows how to torture a girls asshole. I was also a big Gauge, Teegan Presley and Ashlyn Gere fan and lately I have been watching some of the new young Russian sluts and Remy LaCroix.
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    is it safe to watch porn on my work computer?

    I know of a company that found out they had 80 people in one office viewing porn daily so they fired everyone they disliked and gave those they needed or liked just a warning.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    It pisses me off that nearly every store now wants you to have a loyalty card that they expect you to lug around on your key chain and when you use it they have the gall to tell you how much you saved by being a special member so what I do is everytime I shop at one of these stores I make them...
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    Adult Beverage Of Choice This 4th of July Weekend?

    I went to deep Ellum one with a girl I hardly knew, she tattooed my name on her ankle and later that night I fucked her in the ass and I never called her again.
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    First World Problems

    good one!
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    I have never read the books but a few of the stories in the show for me seem way underdeveloped. I really don't understand whats going on with the two gay boys looking for a tree but it sucks almost as much as Frodo and Sam. I also am having a hard time buying that Mance is this badass since...
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    If you HAD to be born in any other country

    For me it would have to be Japan mostly because I have been with a dozen or so Jap prostitutes and my penis looks massive in their little hands.
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Ok here's the deal and I probably should not even tell you guys this but my cousin dates a guy that works on GRRM computers and it seems that GRRM is so tight with his money he is using something like a 20 year old computer, anyhow while changing out the fan on one of his computers he found...
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    If you rape a girl and it turns out she liked it does it still count?
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    Pathfinder - Pen and Paper RPG Books

    I was a huge fan of Living Greyhawk which was totally player driven but both Pathfinder and 4th dropped the ball in their living campaigns. 4th edition added a couple things that I do love first of which is how they handle healing and I love that some of the abilities arn't turn based and can...
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    Pathfinder - Pen and Paper RPG Books

    Some of my friends will now only play 4th edition and some only Pathfinder, I have played them both and i much prefer Pathfinder. It seems that those that really love to tinker with there characters prefer Pathfinder/3.5. The truth is though if you have a top notch DM the system does not make...
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    Pathfinder - Pen and Paper RPG Books

    I am sure that was the plan but as a GM its my job to create a challenge and if the group has more healing that challenge is ether focus on the healer every combat or send in even more monsters.
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    I was stoked last season when i seen the Iron Whore gathering up the 50 best killers one of which the spear dude with the big scar but the fight scene this season was a huge letdown.
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    Pathfinder - Pen and Paper RPG Books

    I love Pathfinder but not all changer are for the better and here is a few examples of what I don't like. They took Archery which was already broken and made it even more so,now mini shot is not a full round action, and you can pick a feat which allows you to apply the total damage of all your...
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    Pathfinder - Pen and Paper RPG Books

    The advanced player guide offers Animal Shaman builds that are solid in combat and you keep your spell progression.
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    I would love to see a spinoff with The hound and little Stannis scabby, they would make a perfect couple.
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Why does the red lady want to take Stannis scab faced daughter on the trip? Does she plan to have sex with her to create a smoke baby?
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    Worf vs. Khal Drogo

    carl drogo is much like a pirate and worf is alot like a ninja and we all know pirates own ninjas.
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    True Detective

    I probably should not be telling everyone this but my cousin is working on season two and i have insider info. Season two will be set in Boston and will star Ben Affleck and Matt Damon, from what I gather the season is about two homosexuals who hate Jesus and Robin Williams.
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    I'm dead

    New level 100 life tap has a 1% chance of creating an essence emerald.
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    The Art of the Steal

    It was like Ocean 11 without all the suck
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    They should replace the actress playing Brienne with the one that plays mother Russia from kickass2.
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    Most screwed up thing your parent/bro/sis/gf/bf has told you?

    Three days before my sister killed herself she told me that if I keep raping her she would kill herself.
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    True Detective

    Watch frailty it probably the reason they picked Mcconaughey for the role.
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    True Detective

    Its a bit hard to buy woody as a late 30's ladies man.
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    What is your opinion on GMO plants and products?

    I inject them into my cock 3 times a week, no signs of growth yet.
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    Boardwalk Empire

    I liked Gilian's character but it was played out so I am happy to see it coming to an end. I would love to see more focus on whats going on in NYC and Chicago or even better some sort of spin off.
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    Make Up Your Own Movie Tie-Ins

    Natalie Portman dressed as a hooker goes up to a thug standing outside a building in Moscow and in Russian asks to bum a cigarette, the scene cuts away to Natalie Mixing different chemicals and soldering something, the scene cuts back to Natalie and the thug and he says in Russian " This is the...
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    Operation: Adebisi O'Mara

    Just drive by one night when the kids are all gone and shoot up the place, then call her a couple days later and say I heard about what happened
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    Gold Rush (Discovery)

    I think im out after " the mother load" last season turned out to be a Million dollar operation pulling 1.5 million in gold.
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    Trayvon Martin, Had it coming? or not?

    Since TM was shot over 700 other black teens have been killed in Chicago but this is not news worthy since it was black on black. The fact is your about 97 times more likely to be shot by a black than all other races in the USA.
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    Weight Loss Thread

    I am 43 years old 6'1 286lbs. I started back in the gym and diet today. My plan is to skip all cardio and hit the weights hard as far as diet I plan to cut out most sugars and bad carbs I will weigh every Monday and post how well things are working.
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    The most amazing monologues ever

    The Outlaw Josey Wales written by Philip Kaufman and Sonia Chernus, from the novel by Forrest Carter Josey: You be Ten Bears? Ten Bears: I am Ten Bears. Josey: (spits tobacco) I'm Josey Wales. Ten Bears: I have heard. You're the Gray Rider. You would not make peace with the Blue Coats...