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But then they dip their fries in fucking mayonnaise

I know a lot of the country has actual severe weather to deal with and this is not meant to poke fun at that. But I'm pretty fucking tired of how modern propaganda has apparently ruined everyone's ability to enjoy normal summer weather. It hits 90 degrees around here and people are freaking...

"Hey guys this Game of Thrones show is great, I dunno why youre all complaining. Now back to watching S2E1..."

this is absolutely true and its probably the clowniest thing in modern academia which is a really fucking high bar, I need to emphasize this.

Solid show. Great scifi and likeable, believable characters. One episode to go. I am having an issue with the multiple Jasons thing though. Maybe they explain more in the finale, but WTF? The implied explanation at this point is that traveling in the box and making at least one choice...

You're telling me you wouldnt Veggie Tales and the Trump Prophecies, starring Chris Pratt, directed by Mel Gibson? I'm not gonna lie, I'd watch the shit out of that.

Its amazing that they can make a show about blond dragon riders, with a bunch of sex, and somehow make it both not hot at all and also kind of boring.

Sure, some of them absolutely were! Skinny jeans and overly manicured beards would also be a better indicator of faggotry too but I agree with the distinction you're making.

This comment seemed to out of place to me it got me thinking. I've known a lot of dudes with long hair in my life. Exactly zero have been gay. I've met a smaller number of gay guys in my life, but exactly zero of them had long hair. Did you mean to say something about skinny jeans or an...

My local grocery store made a new rule, only 15 items in self checkout. I've heard of this bullshit. Never thought I'd see the day it came home to my small town. Fuckin sad. Of course the regular checkout lines are full of fucking cunts with less than 15 items, obviously, because fuck you

You might check out the article. It goes so much farther than that. When I say its a scam, what I mean is that almost none of what gets tossed in the recycling bin, anywhere, gets recycled. But the article and the study it references point out that its actually a much bigger problem than that...

Starlight looks as disgusting as the character she is portraying. Fucking abortion storylines on TV always, always turn into full-on advocacy for abortion. Not just keeping it legal but advocating it. You're a fucking world famous celebrity with all the resources and opportunities that come...

We knew plastic recycling was a scam, but did you know its actually responsible for the microplastic crisis? https://quillette.com/2024/06/17/recycling-plastic-is-a-dangerous-waste-of-time-microplastics-health/

I never got the impression it only damaged eye tissue. Just that it also especially damaged eye tissue. I interpreted it as some specialized kind of nuclear reaction that caused massive damage ("stone burner") but that also its radiation was especially damaging to eye tissue.

seriously. is there anyone watching this and not rooting for homelander?

did they swap in Eddy Murphie as the new MM and skeletor as the new Starlight? funny choices but I'll keep watching

ah yes, the warm lunchmeat sandwich, aka the worst item on the Arbys menu

I'm trying to come up with another example of an "insult" in this same category as "ok boomer". An "insult" that immediately brings contempt for the speaker and solidarity with the target. I guess calling people "breeders" as an insult is the closest thing I can come up with, but its used far...

surely thats a softshell crab. softshell crab sandwiches are good. they're also, obviously, not a fucking burger

Every single streaming app I've ever used had a worse interface than the old pirate streaming sites had. Every one. Zero exceptions. Whats maddening is knowing that the superior format (a text list) is far easier to design. So they're literally spending millions on salary to make the interface...

my bad. heres a photo of Real Japanese Sushi to make up for it.

bad enough to call a chicken sandwich a burger, calling it The American Burger is just intentionally insulting

The tax consequences of declining birth rates are the absolute last thing that should make us worry about declining birth rates. An afterthought. A side issue.

It could be worse, they could have cast her as someones love interest and had some normal white actor spend the whole season pretending she's attractive

This is the tip of the iceberg, the stuff they couldnt deny any longer. Its turtles all the way down.

https://nypost.com/2024/06/05/lifestyle/gen-z-isnt-having-children-heres-the-scary-reason-why/ We are witnessing the greatest selective event in human evolution since the Black Plague. But this time its voluntary. More than half? lmao. With a selection differential like that you can turn...

Such a great show. Went to shit at the end but so good for a season for two.

No, you have a problem with getting confused about who's saying what. These conversations are made up of a bunch of different people saying different things, but you wade in here like "its Chris against The World!" and just start swinging, not bothering to tailor your responses to the posts you...

You arent wrong, not even a little bit. But it illustrates the problem perfectly. Social deviants like that line jumper get away with it because normal people arent willing to do what it takes to call them out and make them stop. Because the minute you react appropriately to their actions...

Lately I've been doing the smoke bomb things. Gopher gasser. Its helping. But those little fuckers, its like I'm living Caddyshack sometimes. They actually picked up one of the smoke bomb things, it looks like an M80, and carried it out of their hole and dropped it like 3 feet from the hole...

What you really need to do is get some gophers. Once those little motherfuckers eat half your garden, well, thats half as much stuff you have to store. Fuck I hate gophers.

Who said anything about linking the flood story to the Med? I made a very general statement that considering alternative histories almost requires that we have to doubt some of the official dating. Some of you people just want to fight, and its boring.

I don't know the details about this particular event so I'm not saying you're wrong. I assume you've got this detail right in terms of mainstream archaeology and dating, etc. All I'm saying is that aside from certain kinds of carbon dating (in relics from living things) the science of dating is...

Im sure you know this, but the classic old school solution is you don't need to preserve them, you need to store them dry and cleanish in a root cellar.

Imagine theres a plant that you could just smoke the dried flower buds and get high. Further imagine that those flowerbuds are fragrant little nuggets, that taste and smell really nice. Imagine that this product is legal and readily available in great variety at low cost. But instead of doing...

Its so fucking weird. I always read about these Japanese pooping innovations, that are seemingly all about disguising whats happening. Have they ever considered just making single occupant bathrooms? Seems like a whole lot simpler and more effective way of accomplishing the same goal.

yeah my fucking truck has one of those. what a shitty design. When the fuel pump goes I'll be replacing the truck cause 1200 is what I paid for the whole thing.

wut

Thats low quality bait. Queso is universally beloved by all who try it.

As far as I can see it, none of us is given any choice in whether we pay for the government spending, so I don't see why we should agonize over whether to claim benefits. If you qualify, you should claim it: you already paid for it.