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Alan wake: remastered; 7/10. Great atmosphere, okay combat mechanics ruined by dog shit combat situations. Story is, all over the place both in terms of how it tells its narrative and the narrative it is telling. I like Twin Peaks and David Lynch’s work so I enjoyed it for what it was. Just...

Triangle of sadness sounds like something a lifestyle guru would draw on white board in a movie making fun of lifestyle gurus.

Half the board (including me) right now;

There will be a certain irony to this movie if it ends up being a boring piece of crap like it sounds like it could be.

Tell Oprah I said hi and that she’s a fat bitch.

I could have gone my whole life without knowing those details, fuck you for posting that.

Captain blood stream from GOG at time of posting. Looks better than Pantheon.

Now that our kids are old enough to leave at home the missus and I take vacations and I am astonished at the people clapping. Why? Because we didn’t die? Do you clap when the bus driver gets you to your resort safely because you are vastly more likely to die in that trip than you are the one by...

Ball-point, felt, nib? What happened to the pens that didn’t pass the test? What about pencils, did he test those or was that a different department?

Nah, not interested enough to watch the first eight.

What’s the asterisk for?

I hope this is absolutely nothing like the show, and thus not even needing to be called “Miami Vice”, like the one starring Colin Farrell was.

Average seems to be late 40s/early fifties with some outliers.

Good looking, impressively stupid; she deserves to be rich, famous, and among the first to die in the event of an actual revolution.

…when the light of the Sun stays up later than you do.

Advertisements. I hate commercials. So many pages on the iPhone look like browser windows from before we had ad-blockers. Over 1/3rd the of the screen was covered by ads on a recent Newsweek article I tried to read through. Ads on streaming services. Ads on Facebook reels. Ads in video games...

https://www.firesofheaven.org/threads/blade-runner-2049-2017.1762/

https://www.firesofheaven.org/threads/most-underrated-and-overrated-movies-ever.6990/

Only if she got paid;

Sam took a 10 grenade shit today, bet that felt good.

This whole site.

I thought he was already in jail, why did they let him out?

Any excuse to have PoC killing white folk.

Everything about Badlands looks cool except the Predator which looks smaller and more female, Alien girl boss teams up with android girl boss? I wish I didn’t see it that way, and that it didn’t spoil the potential for me, but here we are. Potential spoiled, movie unwatched.

Did the government “color revolution” 4chan?

It’s not about Her, It’s not about Him, It is about… …Them.

This could finally turn it around for Vang… I mean, Star Wars.

The Batman 2 is just going to be Batman getting his ass kicked and probably raped. How else do you follow a The Batman movie where he fails at every turn?

Wait, they want me to sit through the credits fucking twice? This is getting cruel and unusual.

I am on Chapter 13 of Death Stranding, holy fuck I am going to be here for a while before I can save and quit. This is fucking pretentious nonsense and someone should be hit for this horse shit.

You responded to an 11year old post, in an 11 year old thread, by someone who hasn’t posted since 2017. How does that happen? I am not judging, I am genuinely curious.