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1 year old is fine. a 1 year old feral cat presents a challenge of taming it. But a 1 year old shelter cat isn't a problem at all.

Because yall've been right all along. White people are stupid.

They had a choice. Get rid of 2 cats or get rid of 1 cat. They chose to get rid of 2 cats. I've never ever had a single problem getting a cat. heh. I've picked 3 of them up out of parking lots as kittens... and they were good cats. You don't -have- to get them that young, but it does help...

It's like a straight up commercial for Doom for at least 20 minutes. It's not like the Carmack interview.

Jobs pretty easy, tbh.

Cats don't fart much, but when they do it's rancid. And entirely on purpose. They will find you just to fart on you.

In my experience black cats seem smarter. It's gonna take some time for it to adapt to you. Litter doesn't matter an awful lot. Most of the claims of odor nullifying are... Well, I'm not the best judge I'm largely desensitized. So maybe they're spot on. I just use basic clay litter though...

Every now and then I realize exactly how mundane my thinking is. Thank you, Eliza, for braving the screaming terror of infinity.

Not alarmist at all. The worst he did was compare it to Spanish flu, and in context even that was not alarmist. He is a professional pessimist. Which doesn't mean he's wrong, it means that his work is to seriously consider the worst potentials in order to mitigate them. THat's a necessary...

Florida ain't gonna shut down. The feds would have to threaten to withhold relief from the next hurricane.

I got spam too. I may be crude, but I'm not a savage. I wonder if those chicken atrocities will taste better when I'm starving. Hope so.

Disaster, big f. I accidentally picked up Libby chicken Vienna sausages instead of the regular mystery meat ones. These things are vile. I offered one to my cat and she licked it and then farted. I'm going to risk another trip to the Kroger this afternoon. If I don't return you can have my...

Hrm. Yeah, she's not the goblin that I remember. I probably got got by one of those gotcha TMZ "lets pick the worst possible picture" blogs. I mean you can see the botox... but still.

The way that redhead females age is such a shame, because McFadden was a McHoddy back in the day. But like all older redheads, she's kinda scary now.

It looks like a movie of cheap stereotypes. That voice is a bastardization of Jerry Lewis and his "Hey Laaaady!" They're trying to make a Jew joke with the robot that can detect gold. It was a 90's movie. I haven't watched it, but the clips of it make me think it's a really low brow stoner...

Grape drank. It's a blue food dye that does it, yep.

White people get hungry, man.

I'm not sure that woodscrews into the long end of a 2x4 will hold all that well, honestly. They pull out easy if you go into the grain like that. But if you're not hanging anything heavy on them, might work fine. There's lots though. Check out deck screws, too.

She said your death must come first to make this dream more real you'll never be free again.

That's a really good movie, too. I mean the king one. Obviously flash gordon is.

Oof. Thoughts and prayers to that dude. Maybe it can work out. He's putting a LOT on her not being a shit. 19k on a ring is insane, either way. For that get her a cracker jacks ring and buy her a car.

It was a family guy gag, I think. Now for the weather with Carl.. and they cut to a black guy in a raincoat who yells "IT GUN RAIN". Then cut back, "Thank you, carl!". That star exploding clip does -exactly- the same thing. They cut to the black guy who says, "That's one big ass explosion!"...

I'm stuck in a bowiehole now and can't pull out. Nor do I want to. At least it's the right thread for it.

Oh fuck, I got caught. There's a STAAAARMAAAAN waiting in the sky! He'd like to come and meet us, but he thinks he's blow our minds!

It shares that with Red Rain by Gabriel. There's a sort of song that if they did not over-commit it would be horrible. But the fact that they're willing to take it SO far flips the annoying into "ok, you convinced me".

I guess Rock and Roll suicide is sort of hack at the beginning. But then it gets so sticky with sap that you'd have to be a real asshole to not feel it.

All of Ziggy is such a good album.

HOT TRAMP! They love you so!

Of course I'd have a discrectionary monthly budget for blowjobs. BUT IT WOULD BE A BUDGET. GOD I SUCK.

Well, I mean... I was like "Dude I'd put a hooker on retainer! Yeah!" But then I thought "Now wait a minute. if i've got millions, why in the world would I want to do that?" There is really only SO much money that you can spend on pussy and it's one of those bizzare counter intuitive cases...

Man, I'd be boring if I won the lottery. I was thinking about it and all the shit i'd spend it on is entirely practical. At some point I got old.

I think it was called Enemy? It's about 10-15 years old at this point. That was a great movie too that he did. It was right on the cusp of "is this artfag shit? How seriously do you expect me to actually take this?" for the entire movie up until the final moment. It's rare that a movie pays...

That movie with the spider was the bees tits. And it all came down to three seconds at the end. Those three seconds... I've never seen such a precise keystone to an entire story fitted so perfectly. And he did it with an expression. Jake is good, and he's picking good writers.

IT GUN RAIN. I don't mean it mean, that shi t was hillarious.

I mean he's 5. he has no real concept of what he's saying. He wouldn't understand PC Master race either, but it would be funny as shit when he drops that on his folks. Because they do know what he's saying. Their trained little monkey!

Tell the boy about the PC Master Race, and tell the other boy too so that he can take -that- back to his parents. And tell him noodle is what we call a console mexican.