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A separate system being developed by one of my team is going to parse out emails, pick data out of those emails, and place into the appropriate fields in the database. That isn't something I'm worrying about. AlertDate would be required in each table. The web page is designed to pull each row...

I'm completely out of my element here...So I'm not sure if the above info is enough?

Need a customer table A backup alert table A monitor alert table Thats all I really need right now Customer Table needs to have name and ID Backup Alert Needs to have a tie to customer table, needs to have a datetime field, and a status (which will be one of 3; Fail, Success, In Progress)...

Unfortunately, giving up isn't an option.

I think I understand, but I also think you're drunk...

You are correct. I mean, I am decent with HTML, I've done some MINOR JavaScript, and know Powershell pretty fucking well. Will that help me at all?

I know ZERO languages, this is going to be my first dev project. It has to be serviced to a website. Going to be hosted on Server 2012r2 most likely, website published via IIS Let me detail out the project a bit, maybe you guys can help me on the languages I need to work with? We get a number...

So, some developmental duties have finally fallen on me. I need to write a website or web based application that will query a database every X minutes, dynamically update corresponding data on a website, and re-order based on Y conditions. I'm thinking PHP is going to be my go-to language for...

I mean, I just don't want anyone to feel anymore pain. Even if they fucking deserve it. I just want my son ok, and he seems to be now.

Rachel looks high. Score a sack off her too.

Update: My son called me last night to thank me for what i did for him. Parenting, it fucking pays off.

Honestly? Its just doing what any parent would do. If anyone can say I'm a better man for anything, its not giving into the urge to beat some serious fucking ass in that backwards ass town of meth-addled weasels...But I honestly have regrets about that part of it. I know nothing good would have...

So, I adopted my oldest When he was 13. Okay, so he dealt with a fuckload of fuck in Foster Care. 8 years of abusive families or families throwing him away. He's had a hard fucking run of it after being removed at age 5. Whole lotta fuck. One family even tried to perform an exorcism on him...

For learning this shit yes..

In the last few years working for a dev house, I have gone from not understanding a fucking word of this greek ass dev talk, to understanding most of it. I hate myself.

I was homeschooled. I turned out fine and successful in a job that relies on social interaction. It can happen.

You make compelling arguments.

I can't take her anywhere! A while back we did an escape the room challenge, with a zombie theme that had a zombie guy in it. She flashed the fucking zombie.

So, my VP did yell at me, because I did it on a day she had to leave town early. ..Sometimes, I sit in my office, look around, and go "WTF?" I work with children as executives around me.

Well, that's different I guess.

My wife cleans tho

I mean, honestly? Fuck that noise. That works for your family, so more power to you. But my wife, not given an outlet, will internalize shit and things become miserable if she can't get it out. She just chooses to come to me for that. I'm fine with it Does that make me a cuck?

I dunno, I get the need to vent sometimes. My thing is, if its venting and you don't want a solution? Just let me know that. "Hey Honey, I need to bitch. Grab a beer and sit down" is a regular thing to hear Mrs. Dubya say.

$30 dollar steak. I offered appetizers, they were turned down. As were desserts. People wanted meat, taters, and alcomahol. It was a Friday night, and the company catered lunch since we had everyone in house for an all hands meeting, in addition to our company wide Friday Breakfasts. I guess...

Noodle is a mythic fucking raider. He has powers man, you don't know what they are.

Was about a $30 dollar steak place, plus drinks

I just looked at the receipt from the celebration dinner for the first time while sober. Just shy of $800, was 13 people. My VP is going to lol at me when she sees this expense report.

I feel decent about progressive. I mentioned I was gonna call a lawyer right out of the gate on my diminished value claim. They offered 9k right after on a truck that blue booked for 10.5k I didnt even get to say.my number (which would have been 5k)

I just had my CEO walk in and shake my hand. For the first time in the companies history, despite record high revenue from software sales and maintenance, our professional services account for a higher percentage of revenue (a total of 54%) than what was a long time bread and butter of software...

Didnt have to fight much at all. I basically mentioned they could do it nicely, or I would call a lawyer. They bent over.

Word. Only time I have EVER bathed my dogs is when the one time one bolted out of the front door, and by time I found her she was covered in what I can only assume was used oil

Where I sit is that the truck is a utilitarian vehicle. If fixed properly it will still haul shit. I'm good with it just getting fixed right. But the fact that it's going to be an effectively worthless vehicle after this pisses me off. I intend to fight all day long on this diminished value...

The bed was hit bad enough that it bent the connector bracked in such a severe manner it rolled the corner of the frame. They want to bend it back into place and I'm like "Fuck it'll never drive the same again" I mean. Rolled it. Not only is the corner not squared, the right side sit visible...

Yeah. They tried to spout that line already. "The vehicle is being repaired to pre loss condition so there is no diminished value" "yes there is. A vehicle history report will show that it sustained frame damage. That will devalue it at the time of sell" "well we are in Texas you cant make a...

..and frame damage. I got a fucking text, not a phone call, from the insurance adjuster saying "oh, we'll fix it, fuck it"...No dollar amount assigned, no speaking to anyone..I'm having a bad day, so I'm pissed but I'm not gonna stand for keeping me out of the loop. This shit is pissing me off.

Well. Got in wreck on Thursday. Its Tuesday and the adjuster is finally scheduled to be out sometime today. I'm begining to like progressive less and less. The damn call center claims manager chick said "they'll be out Monday. But I suggest not dropping your truck off til Monday so it doesnt...

A woman becomes a mother when she is pregnant. A man becomes a father when they see their newborn child. Dont stress the mixed emotions and fear right now. When you see that kid fatherhood will be real and natural.

Texas requires a minimum level of liability insurance to register a car. Unfortunately, it is excessively easy to go buy a 30 day minimum liability policy for 19 bucks.

See kids? If you take a risk it might randomly pay off in an unexpected way. Or you end up sucking dirty trucker dick. Its 50/50

I have never met a whore named Claire. Congrats man!! Actually a cute kid for once. Most babies look like aliens.