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I am now married to this forum..

Da fuq?

Goodspeed, LulzSect

I WANT THIS TO GO DOWN IN HISTORY There is no way that joke could have had a better outcome..

Your assuming he isn't like, some clutter cuck.

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...you're mean..

No, he died years later from his lifestyle of heavy drugs, and alcohol abuse. Got high as piss one night, passed out, never woke back up. I wanna go that way.

Eh, it'll work out or it wont. At least now I have a reason not to go to Christmas.

Her explanation for that was she wanted to get the truth out of my Son, and felt that it would take me not being home to get that.

Also, time to teach him Snitches get stitches. (kidding)

She never didn't believe me. And upon showing her proof/my son's next day confession..She is forcing him to go to the grandparents and tell them he lied. The problem lies in the fact that the in laws have NEVER liked me. They see my teenage, hate the world, angsty cause its cool, street...

Oh, he's been beaten...He was removed from his birth family, for physical abuse.

We'll see where it all lands..I guess..

Well, this morning he told my wife (who told me not to come home last night) that he was lying...She is making him admit it in person to the grand parents. I don't think its going to matter. There's history between me and the parents. MIL , when I was 16, spouted a series of curses and insults...

....I can't believe my life right now...My son, staying at my parents for treatment, puts a human sized hole in the wall cause I tell him to turn down his music. I was on the phone with him, while at work, and couldn't hear him. Then runs to my in laws (who live down the street), and tells them...

Yeah motherfucker. We can find you now!!

I hyped up the "I dont want an open bar at my wedding" talk with my in laws.. Cause it was a fucking noon wedding. A single fucking keg, some champagne, and a bottle of wine per table (as opposed to the ~$900 they spent on the open bar) would have been sufficient. ..Instead? I had 3 different...

Goddamnit @Khane you motherfucker. I was in an early morning meeting (a very boring, soul sucking one) when I read this shit, cracked up laughing without muting my microphone. My VP doesnt understand whats funny about asparagus.

Awh Noodlebro, don't be sadface man. You turn me on. I'd suck your dick.

Tell me I'm not the only one who sees about 12 jokes here?

PC master race

Cheating on me, motherfucker?

Alcohol?

I made that mistake one Noodlebro She told me to send the others again.

Yeah. I fucking fought hard to get my kid, IDGAF if he sucks dicks for a living; he's my kid.

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Snide jokes would of been a "fuck off dude I dont wanna hear your bullshit".. I dunno, I guess I'm just dreading Christmas already, cause thats when this all happened and I hafta go back this year. I can already see him trying to start shit... and he didn't have to call the cops. My wife's...

Considering he smokes cigars, I'm pretty damn sure I was accurate in my analysis of the situation.

Back country Missouri bred, he is.

coming from a non programmer who had to edit a web template to allow us to handshake via html 5 and allow javascript to function in a cross domain iframe......I barely understand what I typed. I agree with you.

No arguments. No bad blood ever before that. It was this past Christmas, which was the first one during which my son was out. I guess dippy missed the point. I stepped outside for a cigarette, he followed me outside. Not uncommon honestly so I began to spark up conversation and he was all like...

I mean, obviously I agree with this. Its just, I dunno, I feel bad about it for some reason? Maybe its cause it was in front of his wife and kids? Fuck him tho.

To be fair, I didn't stop at a broken nose and took it a wee bit further than I should have.

Also, Noodlebro. I feel bad for making fun of you. You handle your shit, and have a lot to deal with. Good on you, maaan.

Whoa, and I thought I was fucked up for breaking my wife's cousin's nose for talking shit about my son being gay. I actually feel more fucked up about it, cause thats a lot less issues than you guys are dealing with.

The fuck else are you doing at work?

MWAHAHAHAHAHA

Oblig: Not if you're Noodle, he never gets to hump?? This is all getting really tired now, I guess? Sorry noddlebro @Arative CONGRATS AMN