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Khane makes me happy

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I've been a foster parent for years, and adopted my son through the system. I am adopting my second son through the system currently. This is in Texas. AMA

To be fair, this is the reason my 40k/yr in fucking dfw wasn't enough. Blow costs too much, had to hustle to afford the hookers and blow. You can keep your bullshit lambo.

Yeah, but I weasled my way into ~180k total compensation. Last month? I've been puttin in like, only 40 hours weekly too.

You've got what amounts to multiple years more experience here @Mist , basically. Move on to a badass job.

@Khane is 100% correct here, imho. I'm not certain his idea of a wake up call is the right move to make (guessing into his disturbed, but accurate, mind here) But you need to slap him, figuratively or literally, and explain to him his ass needs to fucking step up. Can't write cause he's...

I mean @Khane has been pretty fucking spot on a lot of the time

....fuck that shit

@Picasso3 in that mess on the table, confirmed.

...Are you fucking sure about that? @Picasso3

To be fair, Noodle is probably just using this forum as a way to vent

I'll take things you never thought you'd be serious while asserting, Alex.

Seriously @Noodleface bro. Love you, man.

I miss Jerle. Baseball bats motherfucker

This is really all budgeting..

Isn't Noodlebros wife a stay at home Mom and demon gateway?

Totally not true. Taxes, taxes favor married people. And Umm You didn't get arrested for your bathroom being soaked in the blood of innocents..

I mean, yeah. But sex is 1 part of a relationship. Desire comes and goes, ebbs and flows. We have to realize that our marriages are more than sex. But I think you hit it on the nose. See, a marriage won't always be passionate, sweaty, change the sheets fucking. This everyone knows. Your partner...

My wife to be my hooker? Shes good in bed...

Okay, I drive past it on 635 every day. Thats why I know the motherfucker.

Da fuq? Where is that? That building in the background, I fucking know it but can't place it. Also, The gas stations in Allen are fucked. I have like no gas....Not enough to get anywhere, at least. I did not prepare.

A fat bitch to sleep in your bed, @Palum

1) Probably another 5-7 years, but you will have some large service jobs coming up probably. 2) Dunno about deals, but Honda/Chevy/Ford all have comparable models. I'm honestly sure most manufacturers do. But fuck Dodge/Chrysler/Fiat/CuntRAM, they can burn 3) If you want a new car, its a good...

She wants you to take her forcefully at the renfaire. On a side note, will you two just bang already? This flirty shit is getting old. We want hardcore, creepy fallout from this, with insults, pics, and video slinging all which ways.

So park her shit on the street

If you're noodle: 4. Murder an entire cult to bring forth the demon spawn in his bathroom

This guy fucks

To be fair, my username on fohguild had a !, so I get into the ! club.

I stayed at my parents last night cause of a late work day, and had no wife there to bang me. I'm jelly.

YOu hit the nail on the head. That vapid bitch actually believe its okay to throw her fucking hands up, and be like "well, you want it more than I do. so fuck someone else and leave me out of it." No, as a man, we don't want you to throw your hands up. You giving up on a "base" part of the...

You are quite obviously in it for the long haul. Kudos. Now, onto my honest observation of things, cause fuck it I can. I am willing to bet that outburst was because she desperately wanted to please you, and just couldn't bring herself to do what her perception of the ultimate form of that...

lol..Been around since Aychamo was sticking hi-liters in noses, and I only get promoted guy? Fuck

I almost want to ask what mine are....but I'm scared to. So fuck it..What are mine?

The fuck is wrong with these women? Not saying your wife is like that, but if fucking your husband is a chore...fuck.. And to give that as advice on a blog? That cunt is going to be responsible for marriages ending.

G, you've saved my marriage. Godspeed, and may god rest your soul.

Lumi calling a mother fucker weird, and in a later post, insane. Yep, we've entered the twilight zone

and this is why I stick my fingers in my wife's butt at every chance I get.