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Sometimes you tell your wife, who is not a cokehead whore, what they want to hear. Wife and not being a cokehead whore are the key things here. You're putting way too much thought into what should basically be a one night stand.

Get in a time machine and go back to whatever point lead you to this situation. Try again.

I really wanted to like this. Sound/Visuals were amazing. I didn't really have trouble with the dialogue, but I was playing it pretty loud on my surround system. I feel like the whole time-flow concept could have been cool, had someone who was much better with sci-fi writing helped with the...

Yeah, but she's absolutely filthy in bed, man! It's a tradeoff.

Digging my new weapon.

Ahhh. The good old days.

Nah, but I might wife her up for that grub.

Thanks. Going to show this post to my wife, so she'll believe in my dream to quit my job and be a YouTuber!

I found one of the PS4 playtesters in game!

Sony pulled this from their store? What an absolute cluster fuck. It almost feels surreal to be enjoying this on PC...

No Christmas this year.

I enjoyed Code Vein on PS5. That's a nice add.

Is it just me or is hitting shift to run like hit and miss? I feel like sometimes i have to press it a couple times for it to take.

This game is really awesome and REALLY fucking janky. They should have cancelled this shit on PS4/Xbox1 and focused on making the PC version as perfect as they could, then release it for PS5/XbSX a bit later. I feel bad for the console peasants who got this on last-gen machines.

Hey! I don't know what that is!

https://v.redd.it/f78hsod47d461

I couldn't wait for my CE to arrive tomorrow, so I bought it on Steam. Getting a hefty 900k download speed right now, on gigabit internet.

Is this also with raytracing enabled, possibly?

I like that this has literally nothing to do with Last of Us, but for some reason I'm ok with it being in this thread.

Me on the way home to check my Magelo profile:

Hah! I actually sold it a few months before my daughter was born. It was a sad day. I've since replaced it with an M2. It's nicer, faster and can fit a car seat in the back.

Oh, I'm not even arguing against the idea that it's a risk. I definitely did not seek out someone with a kid. I dated many women before her and none had kids. That said, what are the statistics we're basing this on: " Reality is a happily family and good life with a person who already has kids...

I would never take dating advice from anyone on this forum(because nobody gives me better advice than myself). I remember when I was first dating my wife and I was friends with Tyen on Facebook. He came here saying "Soygen, don't take care of another man's kid!". I'd be lying if I didn't find...

Thanks for remembering the holiday spirit.

Every time I see a notification from Err in the Fast Food or Cooking thread, I know it will an affront to my people.

I took my two lawn chairs and put them on the side of my house. #secured

Send me smooth butthole pics as punishment.

What do you mean? Like spend full days training it?

Sorry to hear, Borzak.

If you have a good PC, there is literally zero reason to buy anything other than exclusives on a console, in my opinion; particularly a console at the end of its lifecycle. I guess some exceptions for multiplayer make sense.

God dammit. If this gets pushed to 2021, it will complete the tragedy this year has been.

This. Original audio is the way to go.

Is this worth playing Early Access? I don't want to read too many spoilers, so skipped the last 10 pages.

Was leaving my office a couple weeks ago and accelerated onto the main road and heard a "POP!". Car lost almost all acceleration and went into limp mode. Got home and looked under the hood, the charge pipe for the turbo burst apart at the connection to the engine block. Annoying that BMW uses a...