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  1. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It's this thread, but no clue, it would have been back in Dec 2013 when the whole thing started. She is sane and rational, and we had a good relationship, married 11 years. The last couple years she got big into fitness, I kind of became the babysitter/breadwinner while she focused on her. I...
  2. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah, just to clarify, people keep mentioning my ex being a spoiled princess and fucking me? She's been working since she was 16, as far as I know she's never gone more than a couple of weeks without a job, and that was only when she moved to be with me. She makes like 30k a year, not great...
  3. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    But I'm the oldest child! And yeah, I wasn't pissed off, I was laughing when I wrote that last post, because I went "Ahh, fuck it, I'll tell them whats up." and came back to a bunch of "Onoes gave his kids dumb names!" and "I almost feel bad for making fun of him because he's such a...
  4. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah, it's funny because I was totally going to tell you this morning, but got distracted at work. Now you guys blew it. And God damn you all are some terrible fucks. Seriously, helping someone move for a couple hours is a huge "have to be doing this for 100 secret motivations" issue? Her...
  5. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I did actually make the comment about halfway through "Wait, where are all your Crossfit buddies? Why I'm I getting called in on this, I don't have any muscles. haha" and she went "Well, boyfriend is teaching a class tonight and I just didn't think it was enough stuff to ask a lot of people for...
  6. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Could that happen? Sure. I don't see it happening though. She's in a really happy place in her life, dating a yoga instructor dude who seem's like a really nice guy himself. I stopped by to drop off some stuff for the kids (a school project) the other day and ended up staying for dinner and...
  7. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I spend the night helping my Ex wife move, lol. I envy you Haast. On the bright side, being on great terms is better than terrible terms, and once the kids grow up I expect to be on no terms whatsoever. Either way though, sure glad I'm not married anymore.
  8. Onoes

    Destiny: Rise of Iron 9.20.16

    Titan it is (the person I'm playing with is a warlock already, mix it up I suppose.)
  9. Onoes

    Destiny: Rise of Iron 9.20.16

    So as someone about to start playing this, is there a class thats underrepresented but needed? I watched some gameplay video's for all classes, and they all look fun, so no real preference. Thoughts?
  10. Onoes

    Destiny - Gamertags

    Edit: Wrong thread.
  11. Onoes

    Keyboard and Mouse on a PS4

    Yeah, thats the issue. I'm not buying it because I want to "pwn some noobs" with cheats. It's because years of being able to run down a FPS hallway, jump out a window, spin in midair and kill the guy chasing me, spin back around and kill the guy below me, land and keep running with no break...
  12. Onoes

    Keyboard and Mouse on a PS4

    Yeah, ordered it this afternoon! Thanks for the help.
  13. Onoes

    Destiny: Rise of Iron 9.20.16

    Keyboard and Mouse on a PS4 Anyone have any experience with this? I've been trying to look into it, but I suppose since it seems kind of frowned on, I'm finding jack all on reviews. It seems like the Xim4 and the Titan One are the most popular devices to achieve this? Anyone have any first...
  14. Onoes

    Keyboard and Mouse on a PS4

    Well, since I already have several thousand hours in learning how to shoot people in the face with a mouse, it seems redundant to learn a new tool when not necessary. Now, I haven't really paid any attention to Destiny, so I'm not sure if I'm forced to PvP or something, in which case, I...
  15. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    For me it was 2 months. Seems like my Testosterone is working too well? haha
  16. Onoes

    Keyboard and Mouse on a PS4

    Anyone have any experience with this? I've been trying to look into it, but I suppose since it seems kind of frowned on, I'm finding jack all on reviews. It seems like the Xim4 and the Titan One are the most popular devices to achieve this? Anyone have any first hand experience with...
  17. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I assume that I earned some karma for it at least, as both the girls I'm currently talking to are great looking, so there's always that. My coworker has now also convinced me that what I did with the large girl doesn't count as sex, as I couldn't stay hard or really do much of anything. I like...
  18. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    She looked like this. Not her, but this is pretty spot on. Won't happen again. :/ I've haven't been to the site because I've been talking to the two other girls I met there in most of my free time. They are both super interested, and that's all going well. So, wish me luck.
  19. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I've only talked to the one guy who told me how amazing she was so far, I ran into him last night and went "Ohhh thank you soooooo much for that." And he apologized and said in high school she was amazing, or maybe he just thinks she was because she was his first. I didn't know that before...
  20. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'll try to keep this one shorter. Fat girl flirts with me. I acknowledge but don't flirt back, because I'm not interested. I mention it to a friend, my friend tells me she's the nicest person on the planet, and he knows a couple people she's dating and all they do is go on and on about how...
  21. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah noodle, thousands of times sounds weird to you? I bet I had sex a thousand times alone in 1999 (that was a... good year). I would say 3 times a day was about average that year. So yes, thousands of times is not an exaggeration. Would it blow your mind if I said I would guess I've had...
  22. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Me? No, I'm at work. Also, don't get high. :P
  23. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Add me to the boat of people who think you pull out guys are functionally retarded, and that's coming from Onoes. I don't even know how you would compare the two options, let alone try to claim that condoms are less effective. If I had a bowl of acid, and you had two options, put your hand in...
  24. Onoes

    Board Games

    Well shit, now I totally want to get into that foamcore stuff. Just a couple nights ago I got Battlecon: Devastation of Indies and went "This looks like a fantastic game, with a terrible box.", which is true of probably 70-80% of my collection. Time to start a whole new craft? The idea is...
  25. Onoes

    Path of Exile

    Bummed out, started playing a few days ago on the hardcore tournament server thing. Just died at lvl 36, went to use my skill point and something just wrecked me. My own fault! I was going ranger, mainly used rain of arrows and poison arrow. Any suggestions on what to try next? I enjoyed...
  26. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm sorry, is that not what cruize control is for? (Also, I imagine road conditions vary from state to state, but here in az, there are a fuck ton of 50+ mile stretches of road with no turns, no bumps, no other traffic. Just you, driving in a straight line, for an hour plus. It's not that...
  27. Onoes

    Board Games

    Bought "Castles of the mad king Ludwig" and everyones been enjoying the hell out of it.
  28. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Also in the same boat as a few of the guys in the blowjob topic, I think I've ever only had one girl spit, and even then, she didn't run to the bathroom, she would just let it fall out of her mouth on herself or me, depending on the angle. I dated a girl once who, if she wasn't feeling like...
  29. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Change your physical appearance for attention!? BURN HIM. :P
  30. Onoes

    Buying a bed.

    Sent!
  31. Onoes

    It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

    Holy shit, tonight's episode was an entire giant parody that almost NONE of Always Sunny's audience would ever get, it's insane. The episode was a parody of the Michael Keaton Birdman movie that came out this year in a limited release but to glowing praise. The entire episode following an...
  32. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah, as much as you say toys don't do anything for you... it sounds like toys are your answer. Hell, get a Hitachi magic wand, and when she wants sex and you're not very interested just tell her to lie down, and start playing with her with that thing. There's no way you don't start getting...
  33. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Sutekh, I just spent a couple hours in a car with my Ex wife, swapping horror stories and shit of our first year apart. We're at a point where we can hang out, and 98% of the time its just like we are good friends, and 2% of the time, once every 3 or 4 months, she'll do or say something that...
  34. Onoes

    Favorite T-shirts

    I have both of these, and its always fun when someone notices.
  35. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    No idea what ipt is. The girl I was dating actually met me on Halloween, I had a hat on. I need to stop bringing the hair up, it always just devolves into this. We are all in agreement it's ridiculous, I just find the fun it facilitates to outweigh that? As for the girlast from facebook, she...
  36. Onoes

    Buying a bed.

    DONE
  37. Onoes

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Man, fucking annoying. Prepare for an emo post. So, yesterday I start flirting with a girl on Facebook. She is talking about some crazy aerobic stunt things in a video, and saying she wants to try it. I say that if she thinks she can lift me, I'm game to try. Har har. We go back and...
  38. Onoes

    Buying a bed.

    Sold the jurassic park truck a few months ago :P Bought it for $1,600, put new tires on it for $600, drove it for just over a year off and on, sold it for $7k. Bunch of haters in here.
  39. Onoes

    Buying a bed.

    I typically sleep between 4-6 hours a day, When I lay down to sleep I'm out in under 30 seconds and wake up in the exact same position, I sleep like I'm dead. I'm not worried about sitting comfortably in bed watching a movie fucking up me sleep any worse than sitting in my computer chair 5 feet...
  40. Onoes

    Buying a bed.

    What's your referral number thing? Like everyone sad, the hundred day return policy thing that's apparently super easy kind of makes it a no brainer to try it at least. If I'm hooking someone up with 50 bucks it might as well be someone from the board. I'm still up in the air about the race...