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My guess is it will go to whoever they can sell it to in order to get more money. It might even wind up on netflix. I doubt it, seems like there would be conflicts there that egotistical corporate officers would not be willing to suffer... but money.

Well I can't refute that. The titty definition on "wrong way" is above grade level. And the attention to detail on "No No Too Big" is precocious.

I mean if they caught something on video and it's not a known satellite then it's pretty much a UFO by definition. So yeah, I'd put some stock in it. Rule out all the normal shit, commercial satellites, space junk. Then start asking what countries or corporations have the capibility to launch...

Internet porn is doing bad things to kids.

I've always thought they should make little babystands for this problem. You wheel it into the clothes store, stick the little dude on it, and gauge the sizes directly.

32 is rough. By your 40s you expect it soon. 20s would suck bad too, but I think a different kind of suck. Condolences. Shunning family in the way you're thinking about is final. Think about it before you commit to anything. There isn't a rush to do that, you can still shun them in a year...

I don't want to spoil anything, but the payoff is worth the read.

Fish gotta swim, playah gotta play, vidjagame nerdbro gotta hate.I If I stop hating I think the resulting BP crash might actually kill me.

Spread another rumor. I won't care about that one either. If an order existed showing her rumor to be true, and therefore not a rumor, no one would be asking her if it happened. He could stand in times square and murder people at this point.

Going live for all your customers in one day with no staged delivery plan? What is this, the obamacare website? I'll be surprised if this actually works tomorrow. I'm getting it'll take 3-4 days. 2 million presubs is less than I expected though. A fair bit less. So maybe it won't crash and...

No, pretty much exactly. We do know that what we can observe with light is not possibly the whole thing. It's bigger. INfinite is a big concept and it might be. Doesn't have to be. Might just be big. You might as well refer to the rest of it as a bubble. Or our observable universe as the...

Seems like it doesn't really suggest it. Whatever the shape is, its becoming more suspciously not 3 dimensional. When they talk about flat, saddle, or curved they're talking about how lines interact over distance. Assuming that inflation is correct and that the CMB is the visible remnant of...

He was always on the edge of it. He sold the site, bought a camero, posted his dick, and called us all losers. Seems... ok.

Well no wonder she left you, you ripped up her pretty dress.

I vote straight ticket (D). Come at me.

Yeah, I've had two in twenty years. Neither were uncomfortable or odd. I was sitting at a stoplight one time and the road started breathing. I was just like "well, that's neat". The other time was the first time I watched "The Ninth Configuration". I had no idea what it was or what it was...

One of the best norm jokes ever: Ten years went by. Twenty years went by. No flashbacks. Those damn lying Big Acid companies.

This is historically accurate. What do you think Muir is? That's what they used to call WEED. And you see that box? YOU PUT YOUR WEED IN THERE.

Microwaves have a second setting? I always just adjust the time. I'll microwave shit for 5 seconds sometimes! I'm not as neat as dom though. My microwave looks like a uterus sometimes.

I mean the fix is basically PTSD counseling. You had a traumatic physical stress and your brain is doing what your brain is supposed to be doing. But what your brain is supposed to be doing and what is good are not always the same thing. I'd stop repressing with alcohol, if you are. That...

Well that is worrisome. I doubt that chemical solutions will solve anything, but they might provide relief. I mean legit ones, not drinking yourself into a stupor or gettin high. That's a trauma response and it will take some kind of talking therapy to resolve. But how to get you to stop...

Well watching the Solo movie is part of the problem! This is why I think Harrison Ford had an awful lot of creative control of his character. The story of Han Solo in the pillar movies does have an internal consistiency. And his character is the only one with it. They abandon that in the...

Yeah, but solo was reluctantly recruited to the rebellion. He was "the rogue with the heart of gold". Basically a fuck up that wanted to make his money, have his fun, not get killed, but also do right when it mattered. Especially if there was princess pussy in it. He was chaotic good. Being...

that's part of Han Solo though, he's always been a rogue. They tried it, it didn't work out, as his final act he tried to reconcile and do right by his son... who then killed him. I can see how that idea plays as heroic. He did redeem his failures, as much as he could. And he suffered them...

In the case of Harrison Ford as it relates to Star Wars I think it might actually be true. He might have had that pull. Being killed off might have been a stipulation for him agreeing to the project. It's not like the man needed to do it. And he hasn't been quiet about saying that he's...

I know in theory that's true, but with tapping just 2 water (steam) vents you hit a point where Oxygen can be viewed as a waste product in the production of electricity. And I don't really see much use for it except for refining it into oxylite and storing it that way. Which, is something that...

We don't just say play stupid games win stupid prizes, we live it. Too legit to quit.

That doesn't make any sense, and it contradicts everything that the actors themselves have said going back years. That Leia was supposed to be the focus for Last Jedi. The Last Jedi was luke and it was supposed to be luke. The last one was supposed to prominently feature Fischer. Ford...

I feel like this would be better if I couldn't understand what they were saying. LOL. That's right up there with "this performance displays all the charm of a date rapist".

By leaving it. The central tennants are not ammenable. It took generations of war and having their temple razed to reform judaeism. It took generations of war to reform catholicism. Well, Muslims been fighting for generations and they ain't reformed shit.

Knotts berry farm... I was thinking it was some sort of new kink. But no, it's just some boring ass florida disney nonsense.

It sure seems like this is one of the highest effort goat simulators that i've ever seen. I give him credit for having a vision. I can see what he was going for and probably accomplished. He literally made a walking simulator. And no one told him no? I know that sounds like i'm panning it...

It honestly is ass trying to do that on a phone.

Teekey vs. -- If you talk to Teekey about trump or Julian about God you're gonna have a bad time. Neither are so bad though. TheBeagle vs. -- I don't think Beagle is going to deliver long term. Ossoi vs. -- I mean.. he's no Punko. Uber Uberest vs. -- Because I still remember your...

In my head whenever someone used to mention BotS (blood of the spider, it's an old pull) i'd hum it to the tune of Eye of the Tiger. LoS/BotS were on the same server maybe? I remember those two guilds being linked somehow.

Brainstorm: the asshat gets a year long term as amod.

People might vote for me irocnically, mistaking it for an amod election.

Oh c'mon, a -little- empathy isn't a horrible thing. FrontButtHat!

I'm tellin you man It's hard in this economy. I'm up next round against brando.

This is the asshat thread. It's every OTHER thread that's the shitpost thread. Plus I think you just hate jews.