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  1. Mario Speedwagon

    DOOM

    @Utnayan buy me some video games for being right
  2. Mario Speedwagon

    DOOM

    I wouldn't play rocket league with your dick. Nathan Drake isn't even in it FFS.
  3. Mario Speedwagon

    DOOM

    Guys I played rocket league the other day. Story is so shallow. Nowhere near as good as borderlands 2. 2/10
  4. Mario Speedwagon

    DOOM

    Ut goes to fast and furious movies and complains about the lack of Shakespearian dialog.
  5. Mario Speedwagon

    DOOM

    We get it bro. You decided beforehand you would hate the game and now you have stick to it and try to ignore the raging boner you have as you rip and tear demon guts while jamming to some sick metal. We understand.
  6. Mario Speedwagon

    DOOM

    Didn't read those posts because everything you post in this thread is wrong. Rip and tear my friend.
  7. Mario Speedwagon

    DOOM

    @Utnayan, the only man on earth that thinks doom should have uncharted-esque set pieces and cut scenes.
  8. Mario Speedwagon

    Smartphones

    Anybody know of a quality of micro USB cable? I swear I used to have no problem but I've gone through like 12 of these fucking things in the last 4 months. Really starting to piss me off.
  9. Mario Speedwagon

    Keg 'The Hero' Killa vs Scream 'The Cuck' Feeder Fight Thread

    Definitely need dick pics to be able to set odds properly.
  10. Mario Speedwagon

    Board Games

    Someone got me pandemic for Christmas. It's kinda fun but I find myself not really likely cooperative games all that much. It takes away all the competitive aspects of gaming and a lot of the time seems to just devolve into the most knowledgeable player(s) telling everyone else what to do...
  11. Mario Speedwagon

    Keg 'The Hero' Killa vs Scream 'The Cuck' Feeder Fight Thread

    Is this a sex thing? What's going on here
  12. Mario Speedwagon

    Thank you, Fires of Heaven

    I can ban this account and let you post on your new one here full time if you'd prefer.
  13. Mario Speedwagon

    Thank you, Fires of Heaven

    If you make one more post pretending you "can't figure this out" or don't know what a messageboard is, I am probably just going to ban you.
  14. Mario Speedwagon

    Thank you, Fires of Heaven

    I should probably just ban this account right now shouldn't I
  15. Mario Speedwagon

    Thank you, Fires of Heaven

    He probably senses that his black muslim wife is finally about to murder him for being a shitlord white male and has to go off the grid. Godspeed you filthy race traitor.
  16. Mario Speedwagon

    Confession Thread

    I used Russian hackers to rig the moderator elections.
  17. Mario Speedwagon

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Businesses that have a neon "OPEN" sign that they never turn off. Why even have the fucking thing?
  18. Mario Speedwagon

    The Jew Haggle Thread

    Whoa. Just got a strong feeling of deja-jew.
  19. Mario Speedwagon

    No pussyshit Politics

    I think putting recommended posters to ignore in the OP of a thread is the most pussyshit thing I've ever seen.
  20. Mario Speedwagon

    No pussyshit Politics

    I have been copying all of cuckoldscratch's posts and will be forwarding them to the NSA along with his IP address Jan. 20th.
  21. Mario Speedwagon

    No pussyshit Politics

    I stand behind my vote
  22. Mario Speedwagon

    No pussyshit Politics

    Pathetic attempt to change the subject. Remember when you had an emotional breakdown over the election and tried to delete all your posts? I 'member.
  23. Mario Speedwagon

    No pussyshit Politics

    By "weeks after the election" do you actually mean "two days after the election" ? You realize I can see timestamps of everything you did right? You realize that your pussyhurt posts about "mod persecution" and "real fears" about Trump's NSA are still up for everyone to read right? This is just...
  24. Mario Speedwagon

    No pussyshit Politics

    It's pretty pathetic how you think you can come back and just pretend like you didn't meltdown and try to delete all your posts because you were so butthurt Trump won. Everyone watched you do it bro. If you just admit it instead of trying to deny it you might have a chance of every post you...
  25. Mario Speedwagon

    No pussyshit Politics

    All true
  26. Mario Speedwagon

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    You'll have to donate another @Soygen dollar. Sorry
  27. Mario Speedwagon

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    I'm going to have to ask all of you to post your pantheon donation receipts or I'll be forced to start banning people. This is a serious thread.
  28. Mario Speedwagon

    No pussyshit Politics

    Aren't worried Trump's right wing death squads are going to track you down for these disparaging posts?
  29. Mario Speedwagon

    No pussyshit Politics

    Remember when you had a mental breakdown after Trump won? Good times.
  30. Mario Speedwagon

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Anyone who has not donated at least one soybuck to pantheon is hereby banned from this thread.
  31. Mario Speedwagon

    Woolygimp's Blog

    He was murdered by @Mist
  32. Mario Speedwagon

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    All Italian food is the same, just with a different shaped noodle. You can't trick me you fucking greaseballs.
  33. Mario Speedwagon

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Toss some Velveeta, sausage, and rotel in a crockpot and eat like a king bro. Shits good.
  34. Mario Speedwagon

    Red pilling your children.

    Because black lives don't matter. You retarded or something?
  35. Mario Speedwagon

    The Fast Food Thread

    I saw a Canadian KFC commercial the other day and found out they have a popcorn chicken poutine bowl. It sounds delicious.
  36. Mario Speedwagon

    Red pilling your children.

    No I went to a couple matches though.
  37. Mario Speedwagon

    Red pilling your children.

    I went to a Catholic school and we wore uniforms. I liked it honestly. Shit was comfy and I never had to think of shit to wear.
  38. Mario Speedwagon

    CHRISTMAS EDITION Most underrated and overrated movies ever

    I'm going to have to delete this thread and ask you to try again. Calling die hard overrated is just a symptom of mental illness. The mental illness of homosexuality.
  39. Mario Speedwagon

    Christmas Theme on the Forums

    Now you're asking me to train my own replacement? How long before you outsource moderation to India?