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I was thinking "Harem of homeless women". Turn my house into a female only homeless shelter, payment due in the form of sex, but you get all the amenities of home, plus soup! What could go wrong?

This is so harsh, but had me nodding all the same >_<

Yeah, I'm not going to, I get it, I just like to "fix" things. I just have to keep thinking about how me trying to fix this is only going to make it messier. So, no email.

New Email! ~So hard not to respond, but I'm not responding!

Pffft, she's done with that now, she's back on match.com or whatever now :P

I swear to all that is good and holy, I'm super dad. The kids are never around any of this, and have no idea. They really, really don't. Time is split 50/50 so ALL shenanigans are done during kid free time. This is my weekend off, but what did I do at 6:30 this morning? Went and picked my 5...

Yeah, she hasn't sent anything since yesterday morning, but I'll let you know if that changes.

/shrug. I mean... it was worth this. If she was spray painting my house or something yeah, that would be terribly bad, but sending me some shitty e-mails and texts? I'm not bothered. Plus, if I aim never stick my dick in crazy, doesn't that mean no sex with women ever again? I just need...

Yeah, like I said, no more responding from me. The weird thing is that she doesn't talk like this at all in person. She's pretty well spoken, and other than occasionally throwing in something about "Well, he's a Libra, and they are very drawn to that..." or something, sounded intelligent. I'm...

I feel the need to defend myself on two points here too by the way. A.) My kid issue. He's 3 1/2 and normally when he gets upset he will just say something like "You're mean and not my best friend anymore!" and I tell him to go to his bed for time out for 5 minutes, and he does, and then he...

Let me just preface this by saying that A.) At no point did I tell her I wanted to fuck her friend Sarah, or fuck a girl from Chipotle. She asked me if I was attracted to her, and I said sure, but only in the same way I'm attracted to anyone who looks good, and that she can't see every cute...

I responded because she really was sweet, crazy but sweet. I felt bad ignoring it, so I responded. Won't happen again, she's officially burned my bridge of understand and tolerance.

When stupid easy shit is difficult. When I feel like something should be so easy that a chimp could do it and I'm struggling, especially if it causes me pain. Like trying to thread a needle and jabbing myself in the hand with it, or hammering something and bending the nail, doing it again and...

Do you seriously want me to post them all? I can, but it will take a fucking hour to read, its all insane babbling. And B.) Well, I am Onoes, so of course I responded. I sent a "I'm glad we can end this on a positive note, thanks for the apology" email last night (of course it was much...

Yeah, I woke up this morning to 8 more emails, a couple of them are probably 4-5 pages long if I was to print them. It's clear she's super sad/upset by the contents, but she's going to have to deal with it. I don't know what I can do, short of rushing over to her house and holding her and...

Ohhhh and here we go. It's almost midnight and I just got an email from her - first communication since yesterday. Here is what I'm dealing with, and again, I ONLY ever fucking worshipped this girl and smothered her with kindness and compliments. So, without further adu, her apology / attempt...

Won my first match, lost my second, waiting on the other guys to finish to see if I get 3rd or 4th in this draft. I did snag a Vampire King in the draft though, so either way, I'm already happy!

<- what about this guy?

Noodle loses the bet of us getting back together. I had a rule before I was married, that if someone hangs up on me, I'm done with them. If you can't keep your shit together enough to have a phone conversation, you are not going to be able to effectively communicate when actual shit comes up...

Yeah, I grew up with a parent who was all about guilt, that shit rolls right off me. I'm feeling totally fine. If anything, really relieved I'm not going to have to initiate this, as it was bound to "need" to happen at one point or another. She clearly wanted a lot more than I did, and I'm...

Thanks! Grabbed it sight unseen before I watched the 10 minute video. I can always use more 2 player games.

And the super nice but crazy girl just went nuts. Apparently 3-4 weeks is the length she can keep it together before flipping the fuck out. Well, it was fun while it lasted, really glad I got the kinky sex in while it was on the table! As far as what the deal was about? A few days ago I...

100% agree. A girls pussy and lube level have so much to do with it. The more friction you have, the more your cock gets gripped, the faster you cum.

Exactly. Maybe 2 days a week I get between 6 and 9 hours, and feel fine again.

My wife was "maybe" 20. Once she came, she would pressure for me to just finish fast, not in a "I want you to feel as good as me" way, but in a "I'm ready to be done now" way. This girl was still grinding on me when I dropped her off at her hour. She's texting me today about how sore she is...

Technically I said 3-5 hours, and actual sex was 2 and a half hours total (1.5 hour, break, 1 hour), and I would argue that during the hours break there was still a lot of touching, kissing, and light playing. So yeah, definitely not 5 hours, but meh. As far as that being way too long, I...

So, I ask every godfest, Is this the one where I blow my 60 stones? I have Umisachi&Yamasachi and Kirin(Although I've never used her) from starting the game, the rest of my team is all just dragons.

Mission pretty much accomplished. Picked her up at 6, by 6:15 I was undressing her at my house. Bedroom stuff went about an hour, took her to the other room and blowjob while I controlled the vibrator lasted maybe 15 minutes? Took her back to the bedroom, got a washcloth, put warm water on...

I'll work the Truck into something at some time :P

Again, this girl is the wettest thing I've ever been a part of. I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't experienced first hand. She weighs maybe 105 pounds, but loses a fucking gallon of juice every single time we have sex, it makes no sense to me. I bought an old person rubber sheet thing for...

I could do that..... She's coming over tomorrow, well, thats the plan anyway! Time to break out my new treasure trove of kinky sex stuff! FINALLY.

Had to Google sex trophies. I was not disappointed.

Yeah, but after.. 20+ hours of unprotected sex.. if she lied, I'm screwed already? I understand bitches be crazy, and I understand not smart, but a fairly moot point now ehh?

Wow, so I was already thinking "Should I just create a new thread "The Misadventures of Onoes" or something so I don't keep shitting up the divorce thread with my day to day goings on?", but it seemed like maybe that would be too narcissistic, but now that Lindz has won the thread...... Is...

Yeah, tons of white for me as well, my least favorite color >_<

Hahah, ok, so how about this? Last night I ended up working late. I called my now "sex friend" girl, well text her, at just after 11 and said "Are you still up? I'd like to stop by." I stop by and within a few minutes we are in her bathroom pulling our clothes off (her daughter was asleep...

Haha, it's funny to me that you guys are more upset about any of this than I am. I suppose so is about everyone I know, but I really can't be bothered to be upset. It's like finding out your friend had been stealing money from you for years... after you won the lottery. WHO CARES. Thats how...

Haha, yeah, it was a vinyl decal thing that was a gift. I actually took it down while cleaning last night

Seriously, there is no way I would ever get back together with her. I have no problems talking with her and sympathising, but emotionally, that rope is severed. And I typically don't talk with her, we are not talking every day or anything. Those are literally the only 2 conversations we have...