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  1. Onoes

    Hawaii

    EXACTLY what I was going to say. Hated Oaho and Maui, the best way I can explain it is "You are just in southern California". That's it. If you want a honeymoon in SoCal, you could just go there and spend less. If you want an awesome tropical island vacation, Kaua'i or the Big Island 100%.
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    Wizardhawk's memorial thread (a cautionary tale of dental care and garlic)

    Who's the board idiot now! EDIT: Ohh, thats not me you quoted. Well fuck, still me.
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    Parent Thread

    I have a friend who just stopped going to school at 11. His mom was a single mother raising 3 boys, and the oldest dropped out at 17, the middle son at 14, and the youngest at 11. Basically the oldest dropped out and the other two were like "WTF? HE just gets to stay home? Well then I'm not...
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    Wizardhawk's memorial thread (a cautionary tale of dental care and garlic)

    At your home you should always have a note up that says "If I am found dead or in a coma, go to Rerolled.com and look for a thread posted by "Noodleface" after the incedent. That is the man responsible for my death."
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    2. Best Thread Of The Year (2013 Rerolled Awards)

    I can not believe I'm in second place here, and I didn't even vote for myself. I would like to thank all the people that made this possible. Had I known I would have included the ending to the story, which I never posted because I knew it was just going to be a ton of people informing me of my...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I was really surprised that the night we decided to get a divorce, one of the next things out of her mouth was "So, should you call friends or your dad or something to see if you can go stay with them?". She basically assumed I would be moving out that night. I just said "Why would I be...
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    2013 Rerolled Awards

    That really hurts noodle. I expected more out of your smiling pumpkin face.
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    2. Best Thread Of The Year (2013 Rerolled Awards)

    Hahaha, Mother Fucker. I don't know why it's so surprising that anyone remembers anything about me, but it always is. Maybe its the 7 or 8 years lurking before starting to post that does it. Anyway, thanks! This completely caught me off guard. Would not have expected to be nominated in a...
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    hahahah my luck! I really thought about just uninstalling it yesterday when I realized I had replayed the tutorial thing for close to 15 hours! The only reason I didn't was because I went "Well, I have a couple of long flights next month so I really should be ready with something to play...
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    Yeah, I rebooted probably 30-40 times over the last two days. Ever time I would get my roll I would Google "Puzzle Dragon monstername reroll" and see what people said. Every time people said " Reroll that garbage, it's garbage!" Finally, last night around 1 am I got one that people seemed...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Not so much a blurb about marriage, but on the current sex discussion- While a lot of the stuff we are talking about in this thread is very relatable for a good portion of us, so much of it is ENTIRELY unrelatable, to the point where I can't even wrap my head around it. I guess it's just...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Wow, so much in common with so many of you. I swear I checked this thread last night, thought about posting, check today and like 20 different posts from people I totally connect with. Especially Dashel, You sound exactly like me close to 2 years ago. I hope it changes for you, it didn't...
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    Weight Loss Thread

    It's a Christmas Miracle!
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    Puzzles and Dragons

    Anyone have advice to getting into this now? I've been playing Spirit Stones the last month, but I keep hearing this is the game to be playing. I remember that I had installed it at one point, and reading that your starting guy made a massive impact, so to keep wiping your device until you got...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm just going to be excited that I now have a future path that might involve blowjobs at some point!
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    The microwave was $95 off the shelf at walmart, yeah, they ranged from like $70 to $200. The beds are for my kids, she is taking our bed. Yeah, I'm shelling out some cash right now, but if a couple thousand dollars makes all this easy, then I'm not worried about it at all. Honestly, I'm...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I don't think it really hurt the relationship any, but I'm sure it didn't help anything either. It was a weird situation, because on the one hand, I was the most irate I've ever been in my life on numerous occasions, I mean, if you ask anyone who knows me, if being pissed off\angry is a 1 to 10...
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    Virtual Reality

    Covers entire field of vision from my understanding.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm pretty sure we are just both on the same page. We were headed out to do a few things yesterday, and she said "How are you feeling about all of this, are you ok?", and I said "Yeah, you know, up's and downs, but I think we are doing the right thing." and she said "Yeah, it's kind of...
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    Rerolled Pen and Paper Gaming Group

    This is a random question, but this is probably the thread for it, so here you go! A friend of mine is wanting to start up a D&D 5th edition game. He believes the last playtest packet was released mid October (the 13th possibly), with the fan testing shut down earlier this month. Does...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    This thread gets so off track, so fast. >_< Wife found a place to rent today, she can move in Sunday. I have the next 13 days off work (Other than 98 Macbook airs I have here at my house that I need to install crap on, blarg), and she has the next 9 days off, so it's pretty much the perfect...
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    Virtual Reality

    *Raises hand* Maybe it was a childhood spend growing up and learning from the Carebears, but yeah, sign me up for the max/best/uber version of this. 4k? Yeah, I mean, since there is no "Have a surgery to get ocular implants, or brain jack installed" version yet, I suppose I'll take a 4k...
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    Parent Thread

    Hahaha, exact same situation. Getting my 5 year old up at 7 is a nightmare every day. Every day except Sat and Sun, where he is running around laughing at 5:30-6 am.
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    Ever work at a position where you do absolutely nothing?

    I'm wondering how you manually changed it. The first time I saw this was at a k12 school myself, where all of the sudden my tickets blew up with "my screen is upside down!" and "I can't work with my everything sideways on my computer....". I went to the school, sat at the first computer and...
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    Parent Thread

    Any reason you couldn't do formula every other time during the night? At least that way you could alternate which parent is up dealing with it. P.s. My wife never produced milk due to a breast reduction when she was younger, so my kids were on formula the entire time. If breast milk and...
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    Screeners

    I just finished watching that, and really enjoyed it. Had no idea what it was, never saw a preview or heard anything about it. Just saw it near the top of a torrent list, recognized the actor in the screenshot, and went "Ohh cool, some kind of space movie, sounds good." I mean, it wasn't...
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    Wildstar Launch Thread - Server: Stormtalon | Faction: Dominion

    Ha! I actually just gave this thing away again last night. I had a friend who swore by it for wow, and so I picked one up. Used it for a couple weeks and finally gave up. I gave it to another friend, who also gave it up after a week or so, and gave it back. Gave it to a friend who was...
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    Ever work at a position where you do absolutely nothing?

    I love the amount of IT guys in here. I'm also in IT. I used to keep a sleeping bag and pillow in my trunk, and on slow days I would take off like I needed to go check equipment or respond to a call, and would just go park my car somewhere, climb in the back seat, fold my seat down, unroll...
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    The Hobbit

    I'll be the first to complain! I did enjoy the movie, as I have all of them, but found it really hard to ever feel invested in any of the action scenes due to the fact that every single person on the planet but orcs is immune to harm. I was doing my best to try and ignore it, but when orcs are...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah, its not a sliding scale. If we select mostly with mom it could mean that I only see my kids weekends or something, OR it could mean I move away and never see them again. There's no middle ground. Either we split time as evenly as possible, or its assumed the part time parent is...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah, my dad too. In fact, he made a deal with my mom when I was 12, that she let him have me full time, but he would keep paying her child support like I was there. I was surprised at how low the support is to be honest. I guess the AZ divorce system had an overhaul in 2011. That being...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Ohh yeah, I have no intention of ever with-holding, I hope that didn't come off scum-baggy or anything. I was simply trying to show just how much she is *not* trying to screw me, and how well we are still working together. Obviously, no one here knows me personally or anything, but I'm truly...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm not sure. Honestly, the first few years of the relationship I was annoyed at how much she wanted to screw. Multiple times a day, every day, for years. It's not as fun as it sounds. It gradually slowed down, but we were still regular, a few times a week, up to the birth of my first son...
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    Wildstar Launch Thread - Server: Stormtalon | Faction: Dominion

    Not at all worth $200, or $100. I've had fun playing it, but I haven't spend more than a couple hours in it, in 3 weeks? So yeah,
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    Wildstar Launch Thread - Server: Stormtalon | Faction: Dominion

    While not fantastic, I chuckled, and my coworker said "Hey, you laughed, that counts". So, check your messages, and enjoy! ^_^
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    Wildstar Launch Thread - Server: Stormtalon | Faction: Dominion

    Well... off to a slow start? I'm going to bed, will someone win while I sleep, we'll find out in the morning!
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    Wildstar Launch Thread - Server: Stormtalon | Faction: Dominion

    They will see theirs I believe, because here is the email text - Greetings, Citizen of Nexus! Sweeping changes have been made to the game since you last saw it, including: A new Challenge system. Earning gold/silver/bronze will now increase the chance of winning your selected reward...
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    Wildstar Launch Thread - Server: Stormtalon | Faction: Dominion

    So, I've only got 2 email addresses, signed up with both. Got in with my main email a few weeks ago, with the two friend invites, gave the 2 extra out. Just got in with my work email, single user invite, no friend passes. Now, I'm going to give it away here, but I'm trying to think of a...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Ohh I forgot, unless I'm doing this wrong, and I don't think I am, I'm going to be paying fuck all in child support. I need to verify my salary with work in the morning, and verify her's, but its looking like the total per month is going to be about $265. I will have to pay half of day care as...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Damn this is confusing. I've been working on this for around 5 hours, and I'm still a little lost. I've got all the initial paperwork filled out at this point, or as filled out as I can get it (Every page asks for my case number... which I don't have, because I haven't filed yet. Also...