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In other news, in the last 2 weeks I've spend $5,100 dollars on house upgrades, with a few hundred more to go I'm sure (Painting the entire interior this weekend), but its looking so much nicer. My fucking poor Ex-wife. I'm not in any way being a dick about it, it's just a lot more free time...

Just a quick and easy thing, I pulled out all the gross yellow recessed lights with bulbs and replaced them with white LED ones today. I took the pictures in the kitchen because of the amount of lights close together, not sure that the pictures really do them justice, but it's much nicer. I...

Just coasting. Been with her a couple times, haven't gone all bondage master yet, as so far I've been over to her place both times. We were supposed to get together tonight, but it looks like her babysitter is sick, so thats not happening. I'm busy doing a lot of home improvement stuff, so...

Roger that!

No future wife - lesson learned No serious relationship with this one- lesson learned I got this.

Should I just add "I had a vasectomy, I can't get anyone pregnant." as a signature? I swear we have gone over this a dozen times. Do I need to post a pic of the scar on my nuts?

Living room done! I had them put a Herringbone pattern in on this one, really happy with it. All thats left to do now is put baseboard back on. I'm thinking about painting the whole house first. Haven't made up my mind for sure. Ohh, and also cleaning my insanely filthy house after 9 days...

I can't say I'm not excited.

Well, last Friday (err, friday before last) the girl I had the few week thing contacted me. She told me she made a huge mistake, and wanted to know if I would be interested in dating. I told her no, sorry, but I can't just trust her when she ditched me out of the blue like that. She said she...

Yeah, it's all just tile. Lazy, tricky, tile.

Got all the carpet pulled out of my house, tile work has started! Barely anything done so far, but looking good.

Newb question probably! For playing single player, is there a specific follower I should be using for best results? I'm a monk, if that matters. If the answer is yes, an explanation of why would also be great. Danka.

I got this bad boy last night, almost 50% stun chance? YES PLEASE.

First Purple named monster I come across? FOHSGRAVE That can't just be random right? I cracked up.

He is a cruel and vengeful God. Although to be fair, I think every one of my "firsts" was with religious girls, so while not religious myself, I had a high respect for the church's ability to churn out girls easily talked into things!

Just went to a wedding maybe 6 months ago, where the bride was 36 and claimed to be a virgin. I believe it. She's fat, mean, and SUPER Mormon. She still lived with her mom. A guy I knew through a guy I knew was marrying her, because they met playing WoW. I met her, and I get along with...

Bliz name is Onoes#1842, I requested an invite in game a couple days ago, but here's an official one here as well! :P

Eliminated round 1, damn straight! I was going to stop loaning you jerks money if I made it to round two. Also... uhhh, I still haven't had anyone actually pay me back yet? Just saying....

I have a friend who does this. Single guy, doesn't like hanging out with woman, doesn't want anything but to have some sex and go back to his normal life. He takes a vacation once or twice a year to places where he has a few different girls every day, over the course of a couple weeks out of...

I'm in the same boat as Wombat, I would prefer a girl with a higher partner count. I've slept with maybe 8 or so virgins, and it was never anywhere as nice as someone who knew what they were doing/knew themselves, etc. Being a virgin just comes with a slew of hang ups and issues that annoy me...

We can both do better. We need to get a picture of Lindz punching me in the nuts, while I'm surfing cars on Craigslist, and she's wearing socks like gloves. Are you not entertained?!

Ditto, I just bought Reaper, and am reinstalling now. Pretty sure my only char was a max lvl monk, stopped playing long before the paragon levels/infernal machine stuff. So.. I'm sure I have some catching up to do. Clan invites how?

And yeah, I'm guessing I weighed 150 or 160 back then. On Jan 1st 2014 I weighed 217. As of this morning I'm at 193.7, so I'm down about 25 pounds in 2 and a half months. It's definitely moving in the right direction. At some point I'm going to have to start working out and not just dieting...

I haven't been threatened or hurt in probably 15 years? This girl is smiling at me and shit, swings her arm down and nails me in the nuts. I tense up, and my elbows come down, but I mostly just froze. I was trying to process, I was thinking maybe she meant to slap my leg, or maybe she was...

One last old picture of her, I'm the guy just starting to get fat in it! And here is what I looked like when I met her. This was taken when had been dating maybe two weeks. This is the me I would like to return to. Skinny, fun, punky me. I was really happy with myself, and I had a...

Here are a couple pictures of myself taken this week, for a friend across the country. A female friend. Who's married. I've been talking to her quiet a bit. I'm trying to make sure I keep you guys entertained in the future. Here are the couple I uploaded here before of my now Xwife...

Ouch, bunch of dicks up in here. Man child? I mean, I suppose that's technically correct, as I do feel like a 15 year old in a 35 year old's body, but still, ouch. Here's some pics. Here was my friends band I was up on stage with Friday and Sat, was a blast (other than the nut punching...

Ok thanks, I'll keep hanging on to them! Thanks!

So, this is a use my stones godfest? Or hold out? I have U&Y, who is my leader, and Karen who I don't right now. Otherwise I'm just using random dragons for my team.

Shit, it could have been the same girl! Twilight zone!

New problem, why didn't anyone warm me about this? So. Here's a little something insane. Jons gig ends and I pay the waitress who's been helping me all night and go up on stage to see if he needs help. We talk some and then he says he needs to go backstage to change and we can leave. I say...

And again

Spotty Internet fail.

I just assume you are all fucking up as much as me, and not sharing. Having a blast out here, I'll post some pics when I get back. If anyone's in downtown San Diego, I'll get you drink if you come by! At Moonshine Flats, it's a big ass cowboy club, lol. I'll literally be the only guy in the...

And it's done. Judge was awesome. We got everything we asked for. Joint everything, I keep the house. My wife went, even though she wasn't asked to, and the judge called her up to chat a little too. The judge ended by saying how if every divorce was like this, she would be out of a job...

11 hours 30 minutes to Divorce. I'm ready for this, but wow, the nerves and stress are really kicking in right now. As soon as the thing ends I'm headed to San Diego to visit a friend. He's the lead singer of a band, and has a show tomorrow night and Sat night, so I'm really looking forward...

I would totally argue this. I grew up with 4 sisters, and dolls and playing house. I understand what your saying, a lot of guys can only focus on football and hunting or whatever, but I really feel like that changes more and more every year. As much as I think my kids mother is a good mom...

Same boat as almost everyone here, didn't go to mine, I was not popular with my class and any friends I made from then I am still in constant contact now. I think there is literally one friend from high school I don't talk to anymore, and its because he got heavy into drugs and shit after high...

Ha, I noticed that yesterday and clicked it. Imagine my disappointment.

Obviously I would be a great roommate, we wouldn't need tv or internet, I could provide the entertainment with my daily hijinx! :P