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Not interested in bernie. The other guy is ok though. Comedian i've never heard of (seems to be most of them. I think a lot of these guys basically work in LA). But it wasn't a bad conversation.

ok, tbh, this is the funniest thing that Oswalt has done in years. LOL. It's genuinely funny though. I don't think he's entirely kidding... but of course he knew what to expect.

How did they pull patton? Also... why did they pull Patton? You know these guys watched the new MTS3k. I get the feeling that Patton's actually a really nice guy. It's just his comedy that sucks for the past 15 years or so. He shows up in so many small parts in so many random things though...

Food grade? Well no wonder Americans are idiots.

Retarded still sounds more impressive in german though.

Yeah, i'm not saying you're wrong death. It just really doesn't sound healthy.

Yeah, prednisone is gonna make her plump up. It makes you retain water. There's not enough diuretics in the world to counter it. And if she tried that it would only make her sicker. I don't know if you've got a healthy relationship with your wife when it comes to finances, death. It...

I'd be surprised if Zap wrote the thing that he retweeted. Maybe he did, and that would be shitty. It would be a real Discordian thing to do, punks not dead. Oh, no I see. It's in the english. Zap said "I posted a twitter post claiming to be". That could mean that he wrote the post he was...

On that. Zap retweets shit. I don't expect him to curate it or fact check it. There was another one that was worse, some tweet about it being a Mexican guy which I think was just a deepfake.

What, the "the shooter was mexican" thing? I was waiting for some confirmation on that. Because obviously no one on Twitter would ever just make shi t up.

Len up there is a Latin shitlord. I get that too and it's fucking hilarious sometimes. I think some people don't have a center, maybe. Mercy for gavin! He a good boi.

Brandi would do a kegscratch if he knew how. Gav ain't wrong. I wonder about the brando types sometimes. What's the reward? Mist just likes being yelled at, I get that. Keg was entertaining himself at our expense, I get that. But that's not brandos type. I dunno. I don't get it. And...

you married a witch. God damn peasant pagan nonsense. Lol. You actually married a witch. As long as she's cute. And bro in 20 years don't let her medicine you. Otherwise it's just kinda awesome. Is her name samantha? Plz plz plz.

I'd imagine he really can't endorse trump directly even if he wanted to. Which he probably does not personally. He can see his metrics. I'd think being too soft on trump directly related to less money this week. I actually don't mind him, but this is a trap for independent journalists. They...

Big p's thread was legit.

The Shaw is home, that's what. Down here at the bottom, with the jackboot stomping on our throats, there is no room or breath for isms. Only salt and chortles.

And yes gavin, I know he won't fuc k me and that I should kill myself.

I would like to nominate most for a "valued fundraiser" medal. And point out that selling the ability for users to shaw each other remains a bad idea. Almost tyen levels of I'll considered.

And why did y'all Shaw Gavin for telling someone to kill themsepves? Chrissakes, it's gavin. That's mild for him.

I'm a bad person for having laughed. Still laughed.

The thing is I don't think that vanessa has a kid, nor do i think he's going to adopt one in order to feed it androgens. So it's still in the realm of opinion. No actual harm is being done. I further don't think the arguments being made will gain traction among the medical community at large...

Vanessa writes giant mildly insane blog post, it's followed by about 6 pages of 4-7 guys (depending on the week) all calling him a retard. Rinse and repeat. She might be saying factually incorrect things and making wild assertions without merit, but it takes more than an old fashioned...

Fananna home Ring ring ring ring ring

Atlantis is a really fun myth, and probably did originate in a physical event. It's a good excuse to do underwater archeology. But unless you find an inscription on a building "Atlantis city hall" then I mean, come on. It wouldn't have been named atlantis.

And salt the earth, otherwise in five years you'll come back and find the giant roaches have organized all the local bugs to gather food for them and they're even arguing for including birds too.

Depends on how you want to define leading cause. Oncologists use "risk factor" for a very good reason. But he's talking about colon cancer or liver cancer i'm sure, which yeah obesity is linked to those.

vomit for sure smells worse. oh god and that sickly sweet smell of infection. There are so many gross smells in the world that poop just doesn't rate.

What's more impressive is that you didn't immediately dump him. What kind of faggot almost pukes smelling someone elses shit?

You're in for a good solid week of misery and weakness/fatigue. But assuming you're in otherwise good health I wouldn't be concerned. Fluids, protein, sleep. in other words chicken soup. And if someone can invent a machine that sucks the snot right out of your head that will be useful...

2021 is gonna be bangin!

You will be. Oh, you will be.

It's tongue in cheek. Heh. Milo. Tounge in cheek. Heh.

You do have to. Someone filed Medicaid for you, which is odd. But also not your problem beyond the inconvenience of it currently.

I gotchu fam. I got big ol sausage fingers, so we gonna drown that slut.

He's just a struggling boxer with 6 kids, a fiance, and a brand new rolls royce! I really got a feeling that dude is gonna be poor again in 10 years. Really fucking impressive that he can not just compete, but win the heavyweight title though.

No, I tend to like the dialogue too. It's the meta stories that just don't click with me usually. Dogs, Natural Born Killers, Pulp Fiction, The Hateful Eight, I liked those a lot. I like it when he starts crazy and stays crazy I guess. The only one I've really disliked was Django. Well, and...

Not really. I did think it was masterfully crafted. It started SO serious and by the end of it it was such a farce, and the way he moved through that transition throughout the entire piece was impressive. Not many people try and fewer succeed. It was incredibly well done. I liked all of the...

Milo is pioneering a straight pride parade? And he's doing it in Boston? Wasn't mass the first breaking for gay marriage? He is indeed a very strange faggot. That's actually a good idea, and a good place to do it. TOTALLY different connotation if you do it down in Mississipi. lel. Sniff...

Will be i assume. That's cute if you're just shooting at a tree. Not cute enough to excuse that though.