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beer is good stuff though. Too much of it is bad obviously. Get her a little child sized stein! And teach her beerhall songs!

I hope they sneezed on it! And that was more of a shower thought than a aliens thought.

It was a buncha black guys, so they legit might have just been laughing at the white dude. Fair enough. And they legit all had home garages. I hired one of them for something else on that car. He did good work.

I got laughed at once because I paid a shop 200 to do it for me. Apparently it's super easy if you have a lift and a wrench.

Thick California accents are the worst. They lilt words preceding pauses, and it makes them sound like they have mental problems. Like they're trying to figure out how to make the mouth shape for the next word and it's gonna take a moment hold on.

Yeah, that's a bad spot. There's not a single thing you can do about it either, so there's a message of hope. Just have him over to interact with the grandkids. But don't let him drive. And be firm with, "because you'll kill us pop, and I ain't trying to die today". My parents are going the...

Yeah, for him it's an actual impediment. He says it himself, he's literally got an elmer fudd voice.

Gonna depend on your state. In NC i'm fairly confident the law is that you have to be separated for 6 months before filing for divorce. Which only means no co-habitation. If you're living with each other you're still married. But that's NC. California honestly who knows. It's probably...

Jesus, you married a midgit.

@ieatbutt likes fatties. More butt. Checks out.

Yeah, they are. You sorta get used to it, like Arthur Isaac. It's funny how much difference it makes.

Not even then. It's kinda like jerking off just because you haven't jerked off in a while and think you probably should. Because who goes a week without jerking off? I mean honestly. Nah... don't.

God damn everything about that political ad is perfect. I think i'm gonna posterize that.

Yeah, Bojack does a few character studies very well. I like Princess a lot. For all of her being an animated cat and the bland traditional backstory they gave her she feels like a real person. They cross that line of "oh we're all narcisissts and we know it and isn't it awful? but it's cute...

I was about 30 seconds away from epi penning my little brother yesterday. He's fine, some yellow jackets just tore him the fuck up. Had to call the ambulance out for him. Just your weekly reminder that shit can go sideways real fast. It's a freak thing, they had to have hit a vein. I killed...

yes. always remember to spay and neuter.

Oh man that's the best.

Skim that thread. He went from mildly nutty Tad straight into squirell shit. I'm fairly sure that some of his signs and symptoms are in textbooks for the thinkin doctors.

Tranny whisperer. Lol. Tad had a mental break of some sort. Cocaine? Meth? Dunno, he's incomprehensible. Nessas just weird.

Best line of that episode. "Yeah? Fuck your bees! " Solid belly laugh.

I love it. And I love that so few will notice it's a sour gummi. Delicious!

The good place has been mentioned a few times. Gotta +1 it. It's too good for network television. Bb was so weird. S1 is so awful. S4 is a great comic book, legit fantastic. Jesse's entire character arc was genuinely moving. But the bad parts are so bad, and not in any constructive way...

It's interesting. Left to themselves humans create religious structures. You're right though, it's not some instinctual knowledge. I guess it's just the first step in abstract tool making.

Well, to be fair, past a certain point it's not that we can't prove a hypothesis or that it's hard it's that we have difficulty forming a sensible one. And I don't mean sensible like a stodgy englishman. I mean sensible in the way that answers are beyond the comprension of our senses abstract...

Yeah. I've got that problem with a lot of shows as well. And books. It's even easier to notice with books. You get one, you know through the synopsis that you'll appreciate it, but for some reason you just can't get past the first ten pages. Sometimes you go back to it X time later and...

Understandably freaked. the ct would have shown drain bamage, and the tech even without being a radiologist would be able to notice a large abnormality. So be reassured in these two facts. And check your blood pressure. If you're running 140+ over whatever you might be in for some bad...

I cliked through to "summers hottest trend: tie dying your butthole" and was not completely disappointed.

The vulcan science one is legit lol.

I know y'all want sparticus, and I do too. But the smart hedge here is Hercules the legendary journeys, and what we need to hope it is not (with a non trivial chance of being wrong) is legends of the seeker.

Bath salts for your brain. Get everything clean. Clean clean clean.

I thought this thread was going to be about actual cats.

Seems like it's a move up. Fox is a much larger studio and McFarlane probably has about as much creative control of his products as anyone. Family Guy, Cosmos, and this. They'll cut him a check and say "go make us money". Not that i'm versed in the internal politics of television production...

I hate it, I really do, but they fucked it up SO badly in S2 that I can't imagine a scenario in which S3 raises to the bar of "decent", much less good. It's happens that a series falls off that sharply but it usually takes 2-3 seasons rather than a single one. The first season of dexter and...

It doesnt. I accidentally left brewers vanilla bean on the counter one time. Hours later I found it, it had about 1/4th melted and the bulk of it was the consistency of crisco. Haven't bought it since.

The wooden bumper lives forever in my heart. TECHNICALLY STREET LEGAL.

Don't get the breyers. That shi T doesn't melt. It. Doesnt. Melt.

Well damn dude, don't stack them so high. No wonder you're zonked.

Those stories always make me sad. And most of the time (unless it was murder) it's like... Don't charge them. Jesus. You're not making it worse, or better.

No shi T man, and they let you build it without a permit?