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Get fucked in the ass and while the hole's still warm and malleable have a doctor take a look inside?

But was it a clean nut?

Also Anne Hathaway is a shit actor who needs to stop getting jobs.

What does my neighbor have to do with this! Movie was just kind of lame. A lot of parts didn't even make sense or have any reason for being there. Like when all the "combines" randomly showed up at his house and had to be reset. What was the point of that?! Or Matt Damon being crazy and...

Tobi and joindota are working with MLG I think to bring some shitty little tournaments that eventually lead up to a big LAN. 9/10 times I just watch the game without sound. Sad day.

This movie kind of sucked, which makes me pretty sad.

I'm pretty pumped that TL and Curse just merged and are finally bringing back a dota2 team. Hopefully they stay the fuck away from the moronic T2 misfits that are Fluff, IXdouche, and TC.

Why am I not surprised that Worldstar Hiphop sponsored a white chick with a fat ass running around in short shorts.

Bro I just googled it! I don't even have a dog.

Yeah, I was just thinking "I haven't seen Ayesee in forever where has he been!" After this tournament I wish he would go away again. Just bring back Tobi.

Yup.

That movie sucked. Yinz suck for referencing it.

Great, now that's on my amazon history ...

That would seem really uncomfortable for the woman unless she has freakishly long arms.

Heh, Cicero would be an upgrade from ghetto ass Syracuse. No lease on my apartment. Who knows what'll happen in the next couple months.

Yeah exactly. Not going to move back there just because the past couple weekends have been awesome. But I sure can regret leaving to begin with.

Not really, I just don't like this area really. It's pretty shit compared to Pittsburgh, not only in things to do but there's a ton of mondays haha wish things were that easy bro. Come on.

Worst part about this whole thing is that I lived in Pittsburgh for 10 years, was friends with this girl for a while but was in a relationship. Got out of relationship and for some reason hastily moved back to my hometown in NY and right after I did that she messaged me. I really fucking regret...

Haha maybe. It was like 6-7 times in 2 days and I started to get sick the day she was leaving. I was sore after that shit.

I have the flu. It was a fun weekend. We had too much sex.

Didn't you read before where I said I don't really like butt sex!

Round 2. She's driving to my place for the weekend. Will be here in a couple hours.

Haha mostly just joking, my grandma who I grew up with always thought people were trying to poison her and shit so I just joke about it a lot now.

Do you have to use some sort of lube to get your horns erect or is it a natty hard that I give you?

Buffalo, two forehead kisses, no horns. and thanks!

Pooper = no. Shit I barely could put it in the other one, she's really small. THE ONE = this is a really good question bro. For the longest time I've liked this chick. We used to work together and if I weren't with my wife I would've asked her out on the spot. Our interests are really similar...

I think he's done for the rest of this year and some of next year. It was pretty obvious it was intentional and with his history I think he's in some real trouble.

Try not to fucking remind me. I was checking on my phone throughout the day, if I were in any other situation I'd have been breaking shit. Fuck Mike Wallace I hope he gets cut from the team. Fuck our secondary. Fuck Kevin Coyle. Fuck em all. Relax Wakandan I was tired. Was a good trip. City is...

RIP Mike Wallace. Pulled himself from the game today, will be pretty upset if he isn't cut.

Sorry I wasn't with a 50 year old woman this weekend. That thought doesn't exist anymore. I survived and it was fun.

Yes. This is. Thanks dawg, Ill let you know how many plates I be spinnin soon, pfft women are so dumb totes mcgotes!

Nah man. You need to stop reading redpill shit, it's rotting your brain.

I collapsed a lung in football practice once, wasn't serious, just really fucking painful.

I was married for 9 years, that does not matter at all to me. But man that is a good observation that I didn't even think about. Thanks.

Tomorrow

Hopefully, just overly emotional right now I suppose.

Was talking to girl on Christmas Eve. She mentioned how she was pretty sick and asked me if I was sure I still wanted to go because she might not be up for doing things. She made a point to emphasize how she still wanted to go. I said I told her I didn't give a fuck if she had Ebola, I still...

Merry Christmas Azeth, and the rest of the thread here. Love you bros.

So the first person to die wins?

They are also one of my favorites, I thought I'd pull up their tour dates for this year just to look and nearly shat myself when I saw they were coming here. Probably going to get the tickets since they're only 60 bucks.