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Above and Beyond coming to my small ass city on Feb 18. If I buy tickets for this will I enjoy it if I'm not on molly?

Sounds like most year old relationships, hooker or not.

It was nice when I wasn't the most retarded Dolphins fan on the board.

Can't go to the gym today or tomorrow. Fuck. Panic mode setting in. If I die this weekend, please give my tuconets to Bisi and please can someone take over posting for me in the NFL thread. It's really easy to do, just be a depressed Dolphins fan and save everyone in the thread by calling...

"The Cowboys have won the NFC but have elected to defer home field advantage"

I'd do it myself.

You have the terms bro.

If she ends up being a murderer and I survive it's all you.

That's rude.

Sorry bro, I just don't find it attractive. There really isn't much I can do when I'm not attracted to a chick. I like dat 12 year old boy frame. and yeah, when I was with the ex it was the same way. Often times favors were exchanged for sex. "Can you give me a backrub?" "Sure, but...

Miami Dolphins Must Keep Bill Lazor and Ryan Tannehill Together | Bleacher Report ... ouch

Synthol, not even once.

Priorities. Believe the Dolphins were playing the Bills in primetime that night so don't even remember what game it was.

Well like 3 weeks ago I asked a girl if she wanted to go running with me, we went running, had breakfest, then she came back and we watched football. During football she started making out with me and then we were in the shower together like an hour later. People tend to over think things...

Come on bro, it's different with your wife and someone new.

You posted to the wrong thread, that's a paddlin.

you don't really sit down and say "Hey, so ... we're going to be fucking right?" I'm not really going to go into the details lets just say words were exchanged and yes we more than likely will be fuckin. Also jiggly butt? This Wakandan for real? I don't go for fat chicks bro, this one's lucky...

She's not one of J49's hookers, we're not meeting to just have sex. If you can't think of a scenario where two friends meet up and do things together then I'm not really sure what to tell ya. Also I'm not some poor bitch, this isn't a motel it's a 5 star place.

Kang's gonna Nog. Congrats on taunting moron.

How about you go back to the fast food thread fatty.

It sounds like you work at Geek Squad.

I like to keep the mystery up, will I kill her, wont I kill her? She wont know until it's too late.

She's probably taking it in the ass from some other dude that pays more. She is a prostitute after all.

What do you have fucking PTSD from getting owned by me too many times? Relax buddy.

You know when you think about it, for a larger company that you can get away with pocketing 14k on. 450k really isn't that much for a yearly profit. Now if there were like 10 of you doing the same thing then it would be a little different.

The only trope that is over-hyped is that somehow some teams are immune to it. Playing in the cold sucks ass for everyone.

No that wont work, I'm a lover not a fighter. This is why I've accepted my fate and said my goodbyes to everyone already.

I've spent the past couple nights laying awake in bed thinking this over. She's going to have to be really deceptive to get any type of equipment into the room that is going to be able to restrain me, especially on such short notice. She's got no idea how the rooms are setup so whatever she...

Nah. Front Office gave him all the tools he needed to succeed this year. Injuries hurt our season, but almost any team can say that in the league. His refusal to make substitutions on under performing players (DALLAS THOMAS), poor clock management (GIVING EVERYONE FREE TIME OUTS IN THEIR 2...

That all just seems like such a hassle though, how are you going to keep the hotel room clean while you chop me up? Even getting me into the tub would probably be too tough for her. Maybe she'll just do me a favor and leave me dead in the room.

This is old news. I'm not too upset, if they couldn't get Harbaugh then I say let him finish out his contract.

She's going to have a hard time transferring my body to her house without anyone noticing. I'm almost double her weight!

Rams will crush Seahawks next week. Bold prediction, heard it hear first.

It's a perfectly valid comparison, you take the risks of your actions into account when performing them. Or in J49's case, ignore them completely.

I don't care how much he loves me, I'm not buying his game.

I guess, I wouldn't really want my body tailored for whore fuckin though. Not really beneficial to cum 5 times in 5 minutes when you're with someone you actually give a shit about.

If Man spreading is an issue, fat bitches are an issue. #biology

You don't consider getting fired for theft a big deal?

If you think stealing 14k from ANY company is something that wont get your ass terminated instantly, you live in a fairy tale world.

I do no want to do that.