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  1. iannis

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    There isn't really any management for fibro. It's an excuse to give white women painkillers. In the 50's and 60's they gave them valium for the asking. It's real enough, I guess? If it's not then almost half of all women are degenerate addicts.
  2. iannis

    American Gods

    it's an old idea, pratchet had it from him and he from someone else. I remember as a kid I read something from fred saberhargen. The book of swords or something like that. YA fantasy that has this as a central theme. Gaiman just did a modern variant of it. But he did it well.
  3. iannis

    Home Improvement

    Yeah, that's supposed to be a trellis. One that small was intended for vines. Morning glory smells nice, and will take the sun. It seems to prefer partial sun, but I've got vines exposed to full that do fine. Roses, it your willing to nurture them for the years until they get established...
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    Home Improvement

    Yeah, that's got a few bad spots in it. You can see two big humps. Re laying it and edging it is not amiss.
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    Home Improvement

    I kinda like a distorted patio. Something about it looks more natural, less regimented. Obviously it sucks if you want to put furniture out there or if it causes water issues. My patio is a giant slab of concrete though. So there's that.
  6. iannis

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Cook, clean, fuck. Pick two and be good at them.b If the conversation is good and the sex isnt, I'll take that deal for a lot longer than the reverse.
  7. iannis

    The Astronomy Thread

    I wonder when we started saying brand new instead of just new. You think it was television? Or maybe it goes back to herding. Is that a new cow? Yeah it's branded so don't get any ideas.
  8. iannis

    Naked and Afraid

    Woah. They still make this? L got so bad. Some of the earlier seasons were ok though. The scripting was less important.
  9. iannis

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    A migit and a woman vanquished an ancient evil which killed an entire nation of men. I would say that's a progressive message. Unless you're a racist.
  10. iannis

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    By the time you marry them you've made your choice. Unless it was because she got caught. In which case you quietly cheat.
  11. iannis

    Spartacus

    The crown jewel of goreporn. Also soft core homosexual porn. Season one, lol. All the oiled up muscle dude. THAT SHIT WAS SO GAY. But we also got titties, so I'm good with it.
  12. iannis

    Home Improvement

    Well, your shower is just bizzaro world. I have a faucet in a bathroom that's reversed like that. Honestly, it won't ever matter. It's just an oddity. Easier to fix with a faucet though.
  13. iannis

    American Gods

    Lol as soon as that scene started I was like...oh no. I manned up and stroked along anyway.
  14. iannis

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm trying to teach mine to wash dishes.
  15. iannis

    American Gods

    I would, just because it won't spoil anything. There is a divergence in the book show. They're focusing on different aspects. Even in the book the plot isn't the most important thing. I'm the show it really isnt.
  16. iannis

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Probably am. I got that yellow fever tho. I got it bad.
  17. iannis

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm usually not into Latin chicks, but exceptions can be made.
  18. iannis

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Plot twist: cleaning makes noodle's wife horny. Because she realizes there ARE other things she would rather be doing.
  19. iannis

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It's generally best to just not think about all the different ways you ingest nastiness. It is the best way to become Howie mandel that exists. And plus, it only kills you once. All the other times it's perfectly fine.
  20. iannis

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    She was cute before she got old enough to be sexual. All little girls are cute! And all dogs go to heaven. But no, she wasn't ever gonna win that fifty dollars in the beauty contest.
  21. iannis

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Sexhurt is an acquired taste. It's probably not healthy. But nothing is, in excess. A little now and then
  22. iannis

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    I wouldn't be hyped. The timing here with the last season of got makes me think this will be released, it will be seen released within a year, and it's mostly a namegrab. The game might even be good. I'm not saying it has to be bad. I'm just saying this is marketing, not development...
  23. iannis

    The 100

    Whew! I know I'll watch this eventually. And be disappointed in myself.
  24. iannis

    The 100

    Wait, what? I thought this ended. All the adults died and half the kids died. Did raven die? I can't remember. That Persian princess was the prettiest of them. Clarke got some tig ole bitties, though.
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    It feels like half the season took place in that one stone cell. I skipped a LOT of scenes. Cersi is talking to the zealot again? Oh, ok.
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    he's drunk AF and they're keeping him from falling over!
  27. iannis

    The Netflix Thread

    Netflix kinda pisses me off sometimes, too. It keeps recommending arrested development, and it has the "new episodes" tag on it. There hasn't been a new episode of arrested development in over ten years. That new season that they did a few years ago was 80% edited together old episodes. A...
  28. iannis

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Oh, I agree. That's why I think that if it wasn't disney it would be a stupid plan. But they do have a lot that they can offer for the exclusivity so it makes a lot of business sense. My objection really is more about sustaining it long term. Maybe the name is strong enough alone... but with...
  29. iannis

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Could be. I guess the last jedi is the last one I'll ever watch. Seems fitting. Even that was about four too many. Lol. Things like this do change though, and my prognostication is Disney is going to have a harder time with market share than they seem to anticipate. I do think it will be...
  30. iannis

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    well see. I think it'll flop so hard that it will. They'll put it on their own until the buys dry up then try to farm it out. Only the GOOD stuff will be exclusive. But I could be wrong. Tlj went to Netflix super super fast.
  31. iannis

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    I'll probably watch it a year or two later when it shows up on netflix. Because it will flop, and Disney will licence it to Netflix for some term in order to bolster the money. And I'm sure I'll enjoy the rlm review of it more than the movie itself.
  32. iannis

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Technically she plights him her trough. What he does with his trough is only between him and the guy in the sweatervest.
  33. iannis

    Health Problems

    Yeah, that's unusual. Sounds shitty. Don't think it means you're gonna die. Just sucks.
  34. iannis

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It'll take a minute.
  35. iannis

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Oh, I've got a spin. She's priming you for another kid. Don't worry if it's black. Sometimes that skips a generation.
  36. iannis

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Like a hot dog. I thought you were a super taster!
  37. iannis

    Love, Death & Robots

    I was afraid that's what it was going to be, but it's way better than liquid television was. LTV was ok I guess. But it seemed like all they really had was like Aeon Flux. That's all I remember about LTV. So much Aeon Flux. I guess maybe beavis and butthead started on LTV? I think it might...
  38. iannis

    Vampire the Masquerade - Bloodlines sequel? Remake?

    Yeah, odds were high this was gonna be a smelly fart. Oh well. Stick to EU4 or something, Paradox. You can't really fuck that up TOO bad.
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    The Netflix Thread

    I wonder if speilberg would have had an easier time or a harder one if netflix had been an option for him. Maybe harder. Probably harder. Netflix will throw some money around, but Speilberg has been heading multi-hundred million dollar projects for like 30 years. That's more that netflix...
  40. iannis

    How much money do you make?

    Man sometimes you come into a thread expecting snootery and elitism and you find UNBRIDLED AGGRESSION. that went from 0 to 60 faster than folers lambo kuntash. I'll be part of your entourage, foler. I'll be in charge of jumping on the uggo grenades.