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I posted this over in the Movember thread, might as well post it here. Please contain your boners. Me at the end of Movember, and the other one is my mustache as it is now.

Take notes. Write a book. Profit.

Tldr Cliff that shit

This is hard to watch. Looks like Rory isnt finishing him on purpose to keep him there to take damage.

Awwww fuck

Card of the year is not disappointing so far. My head coach had to go to a play at the theatre tonight with his wife and family. He is one angry dude right now. Also.

Dennis Siver looks amazing at 145.

Tapping that close to the bell has gotta sting.

That's kinda the point, its supposed to be a half joke.

I work at the place I bought the stuff, it was like 10$. It looks cheap to, its more of a joke then anything.

So I got the chic from the gym a gift, if she gives me mine ill pull it out and see what happens. I don't know a ton about her, but I know she likes horses and energy drinks heh. So I got her a little plastic horse toy, a unicorn puzzle (I got her addicted to Robot Unicorn Attack when she was...

I think i'm going to keep a jokey gift in my gear bag. If she gets me something ill reciprocate and see what happens.

Another thing is I fucked another girl at the gym that she hangs out with. I'm not sure how many girls i'm aloud to fuck there before I get in trouble. And they talk to each other.

She doesn't pay me anything. She isn't getting anyone else at the gym anything as far as I know.

She comes to classes I teach at the gym. Shes not part of a team or anything. No one else is getting me a gift and I have like 20+ students. Just happens to be the one i'm in to and who I always thought was into me.

Thing is i'm her coach (don't worry shes 21). I literally beat her up all the time. It's a very weird dynamic, I am in a very bossy roll with her. This isn't that other chic btw, the 19 year old. But she was a total free spirit so to speak.

No gift yet. But she says its in the works. She had told me an idea she had a couple weeks ago and I thought she was joking. Then yesterday she said something along the lines of "Plan A didn't work, but I found plan B and its going to be awesome!" I have a huge thing for this chic and have...

You obviously haven't seen the pictures of my mustache.

If a chick buys you a Christmas gift and you have never really hung out outside the gym, whats she thinking? Keep in mind that I have a fabulous mustache.

Penn, Submission, round 1.

This thread reminds me of being in a gear up guild. Its depressing.

So what you are saying is, there is an inkling of a chance that I will get to fuck LexxiStar. Today is a good day. (there really is no chance)

Explain. That site is fucking awesome btw. Regular porn is obsolete now.

So as payment for being un-banned here is some payment in the form of an update and pics. Remember that chic from the gym. We hung out for a little while, I fucked her a few times, she stopped coming to the gym and started acting her age so I quit it. Here are some low quality pics of her...

How do I spoiler attached images so I can post some titties for you guys.

NO WONDER YOU DONT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND! YOUR A HUGE MEANIE!

At Whistler? I live on Vancouver Island bro, invite me along and I"ll hit it. Or we could just meet up in Gas Town and get some free garlic bread at the Old Spaghetti Factory!

Oh well, i"m not investing myself in this anyways. Just having fun and whatever happens happens.

We don"t have black people in Canada

I didn"t say she was a whore. And that"s not what came to mind when she told me. The honesty was cool. I just wasn"t ready to hear that, it surprised me.

I was surprised how put off I was. We had been talking about celebrity crushes and we both said our big one was Natalie Portman and that kinda moved the conversation towards us having a threesome. She brought up the 2 dudes like it was nothing and idk, it just killed it for me. We do get...

So I have been hanging out with that girl a bit. It has been tons of fun, we get along great. I was starting to think things were to good to be true. So last night we got on the topic of threesomes. She said shes bi then also mentions that shes been in a threesome before and that it was with...

Yes, have you ever tried to eat a piece of steak on a paper plate that"s sitting on your lap?

Who"s cares what you perceive her to be. If you want to get in those pants, you gotta act like it. Get after it. The girl i"m seeing now I just went for it, like I never really have before. Super forward about everything that was going on. No fucking around. And I have never had better results.

You should have knocked on her door wearing nothing but a tool belt filled with dildos and told her that you can fix that leak for her.

That was a surprisingly decent movie. I"m going to try that Dirty Dancing move. Its going to take some practice. Below is a cartoon representation of what my preparations will look like.

Bitch sounds hard to please. You got a dog and a decent job, so you won"t be lonely and finding a new lady will be easy, ladies love money and guys with good jobs. Now its time to move on really quickly (not really but make it seem like it to make her jealous). Enjoy the strange and take...

So I bit the bullet and was as forward as possible with this girl. I said "I have to ask though, is there some kind of attraction here? Or just a friends thing" She was a bit taken back and said shes not used to such forwardness but shes defiantly interested. Great success.

Kinda a ridiculous night, one that would be impossible to duplicate. Picture below is where we were. Ocean is to the right, the moon was super bright, we were sitting on a cliff above the water, some dudes were about 50 yards away playing guitar and singing 90"s alternative hits and like City...