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  1. Grumpus

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Hung out with that 19 year old again, went to a lagoon park thing. Forgot that the gates close at 11pm and got my truck locked in. Didn"t realize what was up till like 2am. Little sister had to come pick us up and drive us home at like 3:30am. Good times, great success.
  2. Grumpus

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Fixed that for you.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    This part, the parent thing is a huge red flag coupled with the chub bro.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    The worst part is "Can I have 1 french fry? I just want 1, I don"t want to order my own"
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Wtf, are you rich? Calling someone overweight on a dating site then asking them out on a date is hardcore. /highfive
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Oh and if her sister is a 10, be super nice to the fat one and try to nail the 10.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Relationships are hard enough without having stuff like a problem with weight being on your mind. If you had to ask yourself a question about her weight now, chances are it will be an issue later.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    If you aren"t into bigger chicks don"t date any that are remotely close or are in the process of losing weight. The greater chance is that once shes settled into a long term relationship she will gain it all back or more. Stick to girls who are naturally active if that bothers you. Chubby...
  9. Grumpus

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Kinda this. The last 2ish years for me have been a fuck buddy phase with people around my age. I"m used to "Hey your single, wanna fool around to fill that space till you find someone decent" Not really what im looking for with this new chick since we actually have things to talk about other...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Oh and some details. We started chatting after the Game Of Thrones finale since she reads the books and is about where I am. We chatted a couple times for a 2-3 hrs at a time. She actually initiated talks about doing something outside of the gym. I assume that means shes interested. The age...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I don"t pay, I get paid. But thanks for playing.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I know right? How much did it cost you for your PC and a internet connection? I think its a bargain at $200.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Its like $180-$190 a month for Muay Thai and BJJ.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    That 19 year old I mentioned stopped coming to the gym because she cant afford it. We are going out on Wednesday. Horror story/aftermath to follow.
  16. Grumpus

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Why you gotta act like that bro.
  17. Grumpus

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    + or - internets for anyone who can find a better PoF profile then the one I posted. I"m bored. Just a fyi, I have seen that girl on there before and her profile changes a lot. So check in once a week for new lulz.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Is the pole a branch from a tree?
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Anyone looking for a date? alwaysupdating animals, weapons, venom, snakes, spiders, arc Some quotes from the profile.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Swing and a miss. Woman will always make time for guys they like. If she was interested she would have suggested some other plans.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I would say no thanks to this. Games are lame. If she acts like this when shes single and most likely trying to attract a man it will amplify when she has one. Stay friends.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I don"t ever wanna feel Like I did that day
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Jesus christ the last one. My penis is stricken. What do you do for work that lets you pull ass like that?
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Chick is vocal about it and seeking treatment. Not a hidden "I wish I was pretty" thing.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Having a eating disorder is the sign of a crazy chick right?
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I meant more that an intelligent woman would have a lesser amount of problems she doesn"t want you fixing, to complain to you about. I can deal with normal amounts of rambling about problems. I just seem to end up with woman who had more problems then some. Mostly my fault since I used to be...
  27. Grumpus

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Hardest by far, my brain does not want to do this. It doesn"t help that for some reason I have mostly dated females of below average intelligence. And that trait has been bumped up on the list of things I look for in a long term relationship.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    This. And when things go to shit don"t let him jump into another relationship. Someone like this is going to need time to unravel his brain after such a train wreck and really contemplate his and her actions and why sticking around was stupid. If he rushes into something else he won"t learn his...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Letting things go at their own pace kind of. But not without my own little evil genius stuff. Usually after class people stand around and chat or whatever. If shes in ear shot I try to bring up something I know shes into so that she"ll join the conversation. Me to some random dude I train...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    A week or so ago I tried to explain to a good girl friend/fwb why I i"m single by choice right now and why I wouldn"t go after a friend of hers who"s interested. Your story is the perfect example. 95% of females are to much gd work to even know, much less have a relationship with.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    That"s cool man. Now you got to see her real personality. You done good. Write her off as one of the bad ones and move on.
  32. Grumpus

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Red flag. Nothing is worth having to sit through his movies. Not even a life long lasting committed relationship with the 3 titted chit from Total Recall.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    The only way to find out if they will act like a adult is to be honest though. And a good FWB that"s mature and honest is something to keep around. If you are honest and the bitch acts retarded. Cut all contact. If shes cool, keep in contact, talk every couple weeks, catch up. When shit...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    On a more upbeat note. Arya is apparently looking for a date. apricottea baking, reading, board games, thrift stores,
  35. Grumpus

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    No I meant you"re a cunt.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    It was me, sorry I didn"t sign it. Come at me bro. Ill make you my bitch.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    FWB only works in my experience with 100% honesty. Be straight up. If shes cool with it keep in contact, you might need her later. If shes not post her titties here.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I edited it for you. You"re welcome.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I"m a BJJ coach, I choked her at work. It"s really an odd dynamic. You"re rolling around with people, lots of contact I roll with lots of chick"s. Its work though, I keep personal shit off the mats, like its not creepy or anything. Defiantly not a normal situation to ask someone out in...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    She can actually heh. She doesn"t like getting choked though.