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Yeah but since you were being trolled while trolling you only wake up 1 level and are still being trolled/trolling.

Crosses are for fags.

So shes a liar? Chics who want you will make the time. No matter how much is on there "plate".

I read your posts with a Rastafarian accent.

Its in this thread, get reading.

One of my ex"s sister was a lesbian. She was in a committed relationship with her partner for a long time. They are engaged now. Ex lived with them for a bit so I spent a lot of time around them. And I have to say, they are two of the most stable awesome people I have ever met and completely...

Whats wrong with short chics btw? Tall chics weird me out. I"m not that tall though, i"m like 5" 10"-5"11".

Get to school late on purpose one day so you can find her car and park next to her. Undo one of your battery cables. After class or whatever head out and try to start your car. When it doesn"t start ask her for a ride home. Clean your place up before hand so that you can invite her in for coffee...

Get her super horny and take a shower together. Make sure you drink a ton of your favorite Kool-Aid, or whatever beverage you prefer. While you two are getting all into it visualize whatever makes your boy flaccid enough to tinkle and dribble down her leg. Make sure the shower is hot enough so...

Yeah i"m doing this. In the meantime it"s an interesting case study.

No sir, not hard up. Getting my playbook in order before I move there. She will be around often, friend of sis and boss and what not. As far as the reality tv thing goes I could use the money. But no one wants to watch a reality show about canadians.

This chic isn"t a single mom yet btw, shes got like 2 months left if that makes a difference.

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Gotcha, so stay away from the baby baggage until I am old and desperate.

I was thinking the same thing. Imagine raising some other douches kids for 10-15 years and then having the kid rebel on you after all that effort of being a parent and the pull the whole "your not my real dad" bullshit. Fuck that.

Not sure what to say to this other than your way off. But thanks for that angle. I"m pretty sure they are gunning for it since she is apparently my type and that I like/am good with kids (I teach little kids and babysit my little cousins often) That and the setup since I don"t have a ton...

Lol shut your butt! (one of the best comedies of all time)

Yeah I get all that. I actually don"t even live in her town right now. I am most likely moving there this summer though and that"s kinda what started the whole thing. I"m letting this shit take its own course. I"m not making trips up there to meet her or some stupid thing. Just more...

Yeah that"s what I was thinking.

I wouldn"t go looking for prego girls, its not like a fetish I have or anything. However my sister and her boss have a girl working for them (also happens to be my sisters best friends sister) and she was dating some douche who split on her when she got knocked up. My sis and her boss (who...

Are you talking sex wise? Cause i"m talking dating a single mom to be.

What are your guys thoughts on prego chics or brand new mothers? I"m guessing stay the fuck away but any insights? Horror stories?

This. Even with those things I might be upset but like, I would still finish. Something stupid verbally though might get me out of there.

Trolling people with anal hair regrowth discomfort is fucking sinister bro.

I"m sorry I just can"t let this slide. Wtf.

Wow this thread exploded over night. Those who haven"t tried the finger probe. Do it to your lady first. Don"t even ask, just work towards it slowly when shes close to climax. You will get many thanks. Once your used to doing it you"ll get curious! You people are missing out.

You are going to try and get a shit block in your dick hole? Poop noodles are not a goal, they are an obstacle.

Wasn"t this just discussed somewhere? Urban Dictionary: poop noodle

You totally are. Especially trying to talk your whore/gf/wife into letting you put your penis in her anus. That"s the fun part. I take that back, the fun part is the penis in the anus part.

What are you, gay?

Tyen has been keeping secrets from you...

Fuck, you give dating profile advice? I"m PMing mine asap. Feel free to post results here, lets get this pity party back on track.

Needs Raj and Howard. Is Tyen Sheldon or Lenard?

Should I not be doing this?

The fact that a girl is in this thread taking attention away from the emotionally crippled norm that is this thread is breaking my heart. I wish I had a thread to talk about my heart being broken by a girl.

Shits about to get real.

What? Does Tyen live with Req? Also Trex, you need to meet Lumie. The true pro in these parts.

Trolls being trolled for great justice up in hurr.

Whats with girls cheating these days? I don"t remember the last time I heard about a dude cheating on a chic. But I hear stories of cheating girls every day it seems. Somehow the guys always come out looking bad to, wtf.