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I have seen way more gaping ass holes here then on any other social networking web place. True story.

Would you?

I had to read that 10 times before I realized you changed it to boner. I was thinking "lol anal tomy, good one"

I like your bamboo floors.

All the same, good job Cam. The fallout may be harsh but have fun big guy.

Every once in a while when I was on a job site that was a renovation there would be no toilets and all there would be was a hole in the ground that kinda looks like that picture. I would basically kneel down over the hole and try to pass the tip of my dick just past the opening to make sure I...

You have multiple possibilities of a three way here. Work out the math, you cannot possibly fail at all the attempts.

Angles dude.

I know your sweet grass isn"t real. You already admitted it!

Rav has posted pictures herself and you are talking about the rocks? You should see her grass, I could mow the shit out of her grass. Rav, repost the picture of your tight grass.

Someone is getting banned before this is over. I can smeeeeelllll it.

POST THEM All will be forgiven.

Zehn is understandably human and made a mistake in a relationship with a female. No ones genitals were mutilated. There was no surgery to perpetuate a lie. All of Zehn"s mistakes are fixable without costly doctors visits or anesthesia. And it all ended with him having a child which will give...

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I"m excited! Sexually.

What does that have to do with anything? Love is a word attached to emotions that fluctuate depending on the circumstances. Its like happy depression. Love can be great if both people involved enrich the lives of the other in an equal manor. 50/50 effort/reward seems to be a good one to shoot...

Why are you still talking to her? Change all your contact shit if you have to. That will stop the confused feeling you have. Given an amount of time that is.

Is that the ex wife?

By coming to message boards to seek attention?

Mother fucker i"m trying to eat a banana over here!

Go have a beer and rub one out, then call her back and say no.

No! Man I get it. I get the line of thought. Hey if this chicks moves in and shes fucking mental I can get layed or I wont be lonely or whatever. I could see how that could cross your mind. Maybe. Or maybe you just want to help her out? Cool, being a helpful person is alright. But...

Not that kind of situation in my opinion. I am genuinely concerned...no punch line here.

Ravv you said you talk to Cam, can you verify that this shit is real? If it"s true Cam needs a serious bro intervention. Funded bro trip to Vegas to clear his head. Maybe try and contact the dudes from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind in hopes that shit was real.

For the sake of the continuing awesomeness that is this thread I am all for Cam"s terrible decision. For the sake of humanity however. Dude, don"t. Seriously, it"s that simple. Don"t do it. Who cares if she commits suicide or ends up becoming a hooker. Just do yourself a favor and wash...

Dude, don"t.

Take own advice naow

lololol

Yeah I don"t get it, she sounds like a keeper.

I would say I am immune to it. I have never had one in my whole life and my immune system sucks balls. Have taken prednisone a bunch of times even. I think it"s that some people don"t symptoms but could still carry it or pass it on.

That is a good way to attach yourself to a leash. You should have created a air tight seal over her vagina with your mouth and coughed all over her ovaries. Then made her douche a bottle of Nyquil.

Reinforcements as in guys who know how to really hold their dinks for ya? No wonder a normal strip club isn"t good enough for you.

Dear Females Everywhere; I have noticed an influx of you getting the nose piercing in the picture to follow. Please stop getting it. It looks terrible on every single one of you.

Wakandans be stuntin and frontin. Bitches be showin they bits. When bitches showin they bits Wakandans better run that shit to be all up in that nasty ass cooch. After yall hit that and aint be quitin? Shit Wakandan! Better keep that game or ya be sitting handlin yo own dick. All up in yo own hand...

Or you could just have a lot of money right?

They just stick a insulin needle in there from the videos I have seen. She knows I do BJJ anyways. I actually went ahead and told her and she doesn"t seem to give a shit. I figured since I intend to do BJJ for a long ass time it"s better to make sure shes okay with me getting fucked up now...

It should look normal after its drained since I have only had it for a day and a half. But some people get giant bandaged around their ear and head. Do I just say "Hey I have a fucked up ear and gotta wait till I don"t look like a mummy to hang out" Whats worse, first impression looking...

Dilemma. After I asked that question about finding more pics I decided to bite the bullet and ask her out. Its a go whenever no set date yet but now I have coli flower ear from BJJ. It"s not super terrible but I have an appointment tomorrow to get it drained. Never dealt with this before so I...

You"ll get over it. A good thing to do is to join a dating site and just browse every once in a while. Don"t message anyone, don"t respond to messages. Just read profiles. It allows you to realize at your own pace that there are lots of suitable women. When browsing just isn"t enough anymore...