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I have a somewhat creepy question to ask. So people obviously cherry pick the best pictures they have of themselves for dating sites. Any way other then tiny eye or knowing there name to check out if they are just using angles/photoshop to cover up the ugly?

Quoting in case of posters remorse.

Gotcha

Anyone have a time machine to lend me so I can read the lol"s on this one in a couple months without having to wait?

I"ll second this, so awesome.

I thought being a man was coming home from a job where you make twice as much money than your wife. When you get home you fuck her and afterward wipe your dick on her self esteem. You then let her finish herself off while you grab a beer and settle in on the couch to watch football and wait to...

LOL awesome

No this is the classy way out.

He wouldn"t fuck her in the pussy without a jimmy on and the relationship ended because of it. "The pussy way out". Should have taken the ass way out and said "no condom? no problem but its going in your butt"

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Haha, I love this thread so much.

Watch some porn and never let your wife read this thread. Or talk her into a threesome.

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I find your posts shallow and pedantic. Grumpus

Good friend of mine and fucking/living with my ex should not be in the same paragraph together. A acquaintance maybe, a friend no, a GOOD friend? Fuck no. If you are with someone for more then a month unless you are a sociopath you are going to have lingering feels for them no matter how...

What time of night is it? If you go up there to late she might be banging someone else. Awwwwwwwwkward.

If you moved into vagina and she lives upstairs, does that mean shes lives in an asshole?

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Do you have a sister? Invite them both over to watch a movie. Tell your sister not to act like a cunt and befriend this obvious skank. Serve them drinks, lots of drinks. Girls bond when the are plastered. When they start throwing up don"t help either of them. Let them hold each others hair back...

I went through basically the EXACT same thing. Lesson learned? Do you, bitches be crazy.

Chloe (2009) - IMDb

That is actually a pretty good idea to make a profile for a friend. I browse PoF every so often and some of the best profiles are made by chics wingwoman. Also for the lulz, some girls profiles seem a little off. This one is just batshit crazy. traumatizedgirl machines, trucks, weights

Is school college and are they doing the long distance thing or does he live in town?

Large Mammary Receptacles

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Voted, gl.

The girl updated her profile with new pics.

Yes.

Have sex in the shower and keep your eyes level so that you cant see the river of poop flowing between your toes. And if you take her out for dinner, make sure its cheese filled or whatever else clogs colon"s. And candles if its stinky poops.

Google results for combinations of "Shit" "Pie" and "chart" Spoiler Alert, click show to read:Thankfully I found nothing. Why would you click on a spoiler that could have a shit covered pie in it?

JerleMinara. I"m sad to say that we will never be. I loved you more then words can say but I"ve found someone who has a cock for me on a nightly basis. I will not name our first born after you (since you soon will have no reproductive organs). I will return to you and we will resume our...

Thought this should go here instead of FSR.

Wisdom.

To all the guys on dating sites, remember.

Saw this and though of this thread.

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From Life Knot Married and divorced before finishing high school? Is that like, some kind of record or am I missing something.

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Oh shit, I better post all this stuff on 4chan while I still have the chance!