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  1. Mario Speedwagon

    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    I had a doctor's appointment today that I couldn't go to. I didn't bother to reschedule and now I'm being charged a cancellation fee. You owe me $25 Lumie you shithead.
  2. Mario Speedwagon

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Honestly I like the art the for those races far more than pretty much any other recent MMO, except for the SJW halfling. They might look like total shit in game though, assuming they ever get that far.
  3. Mario Speedwagon

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    lol sovereign citizens The first 90 seconds are worth it.
  4. Mario Speedwagon

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    It's already a hundred times better looking than EQN. Where do I donate?
  5. Mario Speedwagon

    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    I think of all the lumiepocalypses, this one is my least favorite. I mean it was just totally lacking in effort.
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    The comet hit guys. Posting from heaven right now. It's pretty disappointing tbh.
  7. Mario Speedwagon

    Fantasy Football: 2015 Advice Thread

    Grimm who would you say is the hands up best WR in football?
  8. Mario Speedwagon

    Fantasy Football: 2015 Advice Thread

    When somebody wants to give you starting players for your backup QB, you do it literally every time.
  9. Mario Speedwagon

    Service Providers (Internet, TV, Etc)

    I live in northern WV. I can confirm Inque's story. Only choice is comcast or frontier which basically means your only choice is comcast. Frontier is basically a shittier product for pretty much the same price and equally shitty CS. It sucks here.
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    Smartphones

    Hands-On Video Appears For Blackberry Venice Looks pretty sweet
  11. Mario Speedwagon

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    It wasn't a mistake. It was a lie. You're a liar. Getting called on your lie and then saying "lol derp" doesn't make it not a lie. You've told the same lie about me consistently. Worse than Khaliar, who is literally worse than Hitler.
  12. Mario Speedwagon

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    And you are a proven liar and hypocrite. Worse than Khaliar.
  13. Mario Speedwagon

    Fantasy Football: 2015 Advice Thread

    I had the 11th pick out of 12 and yep CJ was the only "top" back left. I can't decide whether to try to trade him now while he still has some value or just hold onto him and pray it works out.
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    "Doc is a perpetual troll who has never even attempted to make an actual point." -Tanoomba September 17th, 2015 "I will absolutely give you credit for making an actual point, though, Doc. I'm not even being sarcastic. Good on you. I knew you had it in you." -Tanoomba August 25th, 2015...
  15. Mario Speedwagon

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    "I was wrong." -Tanoomba Literally the only time you've ever been right.
  16. Mario Speedwagon

    steve jobs

    My total lack of interest in the story of Jobs life is really competing with my Fassbender man-crush here.
  17. Mario Speedwagon

    Fantasy Football: 2015 Advice Thread

    Forgot to mention .5 PPR. I was leaning Brown largely because of Chicago's shit defense
  18. Mario Speedwagon

    Fantasy Football: 2015 Advice Thread

    Pick one: John Brown James Jones Blount Sankey Roddy White Sammy Watkins Fucking flex
  19. Mario Speedwagon

    Steve Jobs: The Man in the Machine

    I would rather have a blackberry than an iphone. Exclusive: New leaked images of the BlackBerry Venice
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    Steve Jobs: The Man in the Machine

    Made billions of gold. A great success in their chosen field. Comparison holds. Steve Jobs himself couldn't have shat a better comparison out of his cancer ridden anus. I applaud your perceptive awareness Bisi.
  21. Mario Speedwagon

    Steve Jobs: The Man in the Machine

    Steve Jobs did push people to remember the importance of personal hygiene by being a smelly faggot. Just like basement dwelling fat WoW nerds. Literally the perfect comparison bro.
  22. Mario Speedwagon

    Steve Jobs: The Man in the Machine

    It did spawn legions of fanboy faggots. Just like the iphone. Perfect comparison bro.
  23. Mario Speedwagon

    Steve Jobs: The Man in the Machine

    Nokia 3310: Amazing device, solidly built with only the features you need. A man's phone. iphone: Colorful, childish garbage for casual faggots. Your comparison checks out Bisi. Glad you're coming around.
  24. Mario Speedwagon

    Steve Jobs: The Man in the Machine

    Everquest was better than the iphone. This is objective fact.
  25. Mario Speedwagon

    Steve Jobs: The Man in the Machine

    Ok you're right, it's not a fair comparison. Jobs' accomplishments look pretty pathetic in comparison to that list.
  26. Mario Speedwagon

    Steve Jobs: The Man in the Machine

    Steve Jobs is basically the Brad McQuaid of the tech industry. He had The VisionT and then other people created it. Only thing separating the two is marketing ability and opiate addiction. Oh and only one of them tried to cure cancer by pouring guava juice into his rectum.
  27. Mario Speedwagon

    Steve Jobs: The Man in the Machine

    If it weren't for Henry Ford, we'd all still be riding horses.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    All those words jacking yourself off when this simple three word post would have sufficed.
  29. Mario Speedwagon

    Soccer/Footy 2015-2016

    This is why I don't make an effort to watch more Arsenal matches.
  30. Mario Speedwagon

    Fantasy Football: 2015 Advice Thread

    Is Bell even good though guys? He slapped up a fat zero last week and is projected for the same this week. Trade him!
  31. Mario Speedwagon

    Fantasy Football: 2015 Advice Thread

    Do it bro. Don't listen to these No Fun McGees here. Trades are fun!
  32. Mario Speedwagon

    Steve Jobs: The Man in the Machine

    Bisi thinks that without the iphone we'd all be using phones the size of actual bricks with physical buttons that only accept an input of 500lbs of force delivered by the tip of your penis. There's no accounting for this kind of foolishness.
  33. Mario Speedwagon

    Fantasy Football: 2015 Advice Thread

    Should do it bro. Blockbuster trades are fun!
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Man spends years and millions of words defending woman he claims to have no sexual or financial interest in Just found this hilarious satire bros. I mean you'd have to be an idiot to think its true because no one would ever do something this ridiculous. For fuck's sake, he claims to not even...
  35. Mario Speedwagon

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    So what you're saying monica erronius is that a Wakandanrdly use of the word would have been more prudent and preserved our freedom to engage in American Inventordom?
  36. Mario Speedwagon

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    I'm excited for the week 6 Convo meltdown after the Sanchize era has started, the eagles have only won one game, and pantheon's The Big Update still hasn't dropped.
  37. Mario Speedwagon

    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    I'm sure you shortly after cut him open to "see what his insides look like". Confirmed psychopath.
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    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    Lots of psychopaths and anti socials get by just fine. If you can't or don't understand emotional bonding with an animal then there's probably something wrong with your brain. Trust me, I'm a doctor.