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What a shitty answer. Forge. So I could create my own cybernetic arms and legs. Q: How often do you think/dream about FrankenCock?

A: Lots of places one needs a permit to build a structure, but none to put up a trampoline. So it is an easy and inexpensive way to give livestock shade. Also, if you have seen the pic of the horse field ( I think horses) with the giant table and chairs, that is what those are for.

I have to imagine that it would be a cool experience either way. Who knows.

Does anyone here have experience with couchsurfing.com? I've heard it's pretty hookup heavy.

Obviously he's dating Jennifer Lopez.

Grumpus, is this the girl that you've known for 19 years? Or have I gotten thing mixed up?

When people leave used fly swatters in inappropriate places. -Oh sure, put that rotting fly gut covered thing down on the kitchen table next to breakfast, brilliant.

Uncle Buck. no contest. What is the best city you've ever lived in/what made it so great?

Old women are the worst.

Don't worry, the right will be up in arms about this activist judge. /lol

Me and the tight/crazy girl usually start with a rubber, fuck for a while, take a break, and then continue without one. I have no kind of idea what the odds % are on that. Yes, I need to have 'the' talk with her. thanks for the info

Science question: When not using a condom and successfully puling out, what are the chances of becoming a very upset daddy? How potent is precum and the like?

apologies for the lack of response, I was busy with work, the woman, life, etc... update: bitches be crazy. seriously, I'm now afraid of this girl coming out of the shadows and stabbing me. after less than a week she told me she loved me and then an hour later told me she was leaving town...

Not a broken heart, but my penis is a bit sad at the moment. I've been seeing this girl but during sex whenever I start to get really into it, she slows me down telling me that it hurts. I'm no donkey dick, the problem is that this girl still has tight vaginal walls. I know, right. I havent had...

^^oh jesus fuck, I have people that do this shit. "oh sorry, I'm used to my ipad". fuck.

The fact that the dog from the tv show Empty Nest never got a spin off. That dog was hilarious.

Ashe Marie @mfc (I think). She does a lot on cam, and it's fun to watch, but god damn she will prattle on about the boring shit she did all day.

Looking for an IPT invite. I'm living in Thailand, so seeding is no problem for me.

ok, I just got back from camping for two nights, and she tried to message me when she knew I was gone. So, yeah, I will just be causal towards her and look for an opening.

yeah, she's a waitress.

Advice needed: A girl at my new job and I have been getting close. And for the last two nights we have been chatting on facebook, I would say things like that I would smack her ass and molest her at work she told me that she was into it. Now she says that she has rethought the situation and that...

FTFY

Your mother rotten cunt in a barrel.

You and your jimmies seem to be the problem. Jerk.

People that expect a dime a dozen foreigner, who is just trying to make enough money to not sleep in a shit filled gutter, to risk their job because he is an impatient little shit.

rape isn't about sex, it's about power. Rerolled respects the powerful.

It's funny. You guys have stopped calling him midget, and started using his name.

When people don't text or call before coming over. Fuckers.

God I hope so. So, would it be out of line or off putting to ask her to buy some dick glue? Also, OnetoOne, it's too late to pull out now (he he) I already shaved my balls.

Advice needed: I have a girl coming to my house tomorrow for lunch. My original message to her was something like "I'm moving out of the country in a few weeks, so if you're into hooking up message me back". After a pic swap I suggested that she come around for lunch and beers, and 'chillin'...

I think we should take a few seconds and remember the best character of the series.

started a voice account. this will work. thanks all.

I have been meaning to check out voice. Thanks for that.

yeah, I hadn't thought about that. Thanks. M'Kay.

I need a bit of advice about online dating: I am reluctant to hand out my cell number to mostly random women on the internet. What is the general rule of thumb with this? I'm thinking it's probably something like, if I can't trust a woman with my number, I shouldn't put my dick in her.

I watched both OSS 117 movies over the past two days, I thought that Cairo A nest of Thieves was much better than Lost in Rio (I think I got those names right). But both were good silly fun.

too bad it isn't on netflix instant.

idk, I havent seen the guy thats gonna do it. If he looks like Bradly Cooper, then yes.

I'm going to be taking a flight in a few weeks, does anyone know if it's illegal to have a raging boner during my full body patdown?

I wouldn't want to leave any of the women on reddit heart broken. unrelated