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Apparently this is a bug, as you can go delete the handler's inventory and they go back to normal. Which I think I'm a little sad about - this should probably be a feature. You're running a criminal empire, you're gonna have some people skimming off you. It probably shouldn't be to the extent of...

The older I get, the better I was!

I mean, i've been accused of such things, but seeing as how it's just normal for me, I don't really think so. However, i have had more than one conversation that went something along the lines of "how do you not know you're huge?" "I dunno, all the porn I watch, I'm basically the same size...

My ex had an IUD for a good chunk of her adult life. It ended up causing severe issues, like super irregular periods (there were months she was bleeding more days than not) and a lot of pain. Replaced it, tried different types, all ended up the same. It seems like a good solution for a good...

Yeah, Mayo's website says it doesn't even require treatment a lot of time. I ain't gonna let it keep me up at night.

I like those adjustable dumbbell things. What I don't get is what makes them so fucking retarded expensive. You can buy 1 inch dumbbell handles for almost nothing, and plates are cheap, I don't get why they're all so fucking ridiculous. I got a pair of 5-25lb ones on clearance from like a Fleet...

Ain't that pancreatic that's terrible and swift?

Doesn't everyone get prostate cancer if they live long enough anyway? And haven't they stopped doing treatment for it because it's not that terrible?

I'm starting to worry I've had some sort of traumatic brain injury. I've lost 300 rating this week and all of my game reviews put me in the "strongly retarded" camp.

The problem we always had was depending on the time of the month, it sits "lower" and can absolutely be "interfered with" if you know what I'm saying. Also, I'm not particularly interested in fishing line rubbing on my dick.

Yeah, my ex had a lot of problems with them, my GF had a lot of problems with them. Snip is the way if you don't want anymore kids anyway. And I say that as a guy who's operation went about as shitty as possible. I'd still do it again.

Just use the fake weights.

I will never forget when I nutted blood afterwards and the doc tells me "oh, I wouldn't worry about that." OUT OF ALL OF MY SYMPTOMS, THATS THE ONE YOU'RE NOT WORRIED ABOUT?!?!

Well, he's good enough to taunt the dog. Pretty fucking miraculous recovery for that little bastard. Not a moment too soon, neither. Heard some weird shit outside about midnight last night and went out and there was a cat just hanging out on the back patio. Little guy is losing his...

"life skills" coach, living on "beef eater drive" fucking kids. The AI is laughing at us now.

Oh, you got lucky then. 10 years later, I'm still not the same.

My vasectomy story is in the appropriate thread. Short version - it works well for a lot of guys, but be aware of what you're getting into. Fyi, they do not tell you what you are getting into.

I think it's the fact that you can't see your triceps. I feel the same way...I envy almost all guys, even guys smaller than me for their arm size, but one day I realized that I'm seeing the sides and backs of their arms, and I never get to see that of my own. Every time I look in the mirror, I'm...

I've had the exact same feelings for near as long as I can remember. Us dying is literally the world ending, there's no discernable difference for me. If I'm dead, how would I know any different? I'm not into drugs though, so I haven't bothered with that avenue. Quite frequently though, I...

Day 3 of Flucanozole, and he's up around, and trying to escape every time we open the door. Tried to get under my legs while I was feeding the dog and I pitched him back inside. Now he's all salty, which is his normal state when he's inside during the summer.

GF took him back to the vet yesterday because zero improvement on the antibiotic and anti parasite and minimal improvement on the steroid. They put him on flucanozole, which is an antifungal and supposedly works super well in cats. Makes sense, been super fucking wet this year. Today he's up...

I dunno, this motherfucker somehow survived another day. No idea how. Near as I can tell, he's eaten 2 pieces of kibble in the last few days, because the smell of food makes him start coughing. His breathing sounds like my grandmother's was on her last day on this earth due to emphysema and...

You can use payment processors like Wise. Don't do direct bank transfers. But yeah, when my stash is gone from all my various ulcer issues, probably will stock up from there. Totally worth it.

Now imagine one of those watching over your children Dog was a better mom than that girl's actual mom. Goddamn, I can still hear Zoey cackling fiendishly playing tug with the dog. She found that shit fucking hilarious. Full on belly laughs as she's pulling Zelda around, thinking it's the...

Do yourself a favor and lie/cheat/steal whatever you've gotta do to get that script refilled so you've got some around the house. Tablet, and dissolving form. It is an absolute wonder drug.

7 year old German shepherds are about as close to the perfect companion you will ever have. Fucking shitbags is what's wrong with people. There was 2 like that in the shelters when I was looking for a pup, young adults, both had had their muzzles duct taped or wired shut and had significant...

Somehow managed to live thru the night. Still hasn't eaten or drank anything. Face is pretty fucked up. They seem to think the shit in his lungs is parasitic or bacterial, which is a helluva lot better than fungal. Maybe we toss him some ivermectin and hope that shit cures it like it seems to...

Looks like this poor little bastard finally met his end. Not the dog, she's already gone. But the cat who was trained to be fearless by the dog. In fact, I don't actually have any pictures of him without the dog. He's been living it up as the apex predator of the neighborhood for almost 10...

They probably just want to know if they can blame your condition on it, these days.

He's got a terminal case of TDS. Probably the worst anyone's ever seen

Of course you don't. Neither of them were born when you were in school

Lmao, one of my buddies who was in the military and I were in a group training about 6 people at work and one of the trainees asks Vic how many people he's killed. Vic politely declined to answer (hint, it's a lot), then he leaves the room, the rest of the group completely dog piles this guy for...

Think I need some help with my dog. Kinda outta my element here. For reference, I've had dogs my literal entire life. There are pictures of me with a dog we owned that I do not remember. So, I know how to handle them, I'm super comfortable with pretty much all dogs. I had a Rottweiler snuggle...

Skip Crazy horse. I did the same trip when I was a kid and 30 years later, I'm convinced that shit won't be finished in my kids' lifetimes. It's too far outta the way and nothing worth seeing Spend the day hiking in Spearfish Canyon instead.

Cortisone shot? I've been working in warehouses my whole life, and every single guy I've ever talked to says "I regret getting the shot, don't get one."

I don't make many posts in this thread, but I just wanna throw out another shout-out to @Sanrith Descartes and others for the retirement advice. I cashed out my pension at the beginning of November, to the tune of $64,000 and tossed it in an IRA which has 100% of its position in SPLG. Right now...

I tried doing it with water, but honestly, skim milk was the way to go for every flavor I tried. Adds minimal calories, but makes the flavor really pop

Gratz on your new dogs for life.

Just mix more shit in it. I love strawberry flavored anything. Literally the only thing I have gotten from DQ in the past 25 years is a strawberry blizzard. Every week the kids go to Chick-fil-A and bring me home a strawberry shake. Gold Standard strawberry? Fucking wretched. Gold standard...

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