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I"ll keep reading this thread just to read the post where she breaks your heart.

So you"re dating a skunk ass hoe. Great success!

Does it count if she calls herself a stripper?

That"s sad to hear Brad. Just be supportive for her and her family.

Sutekh is right, we all need to learn to grapes what is important in life and not let oponions that differ from ours get in the way of that.

So I asked you to point out where I said something negative about having an unexpected child being inferior to having an expected child. You couldn"t do it. Then you quote someone else who decided to take one thing I said and completely distort it to give you some credibility. Something about...

Gryeyes, don"t you think you"re stretching yourself thin? How many threads can you troll and still put together coherent thoughts? I"m worried about you bro.

You are fucking stupid. I never said that people who weren"t expecting a child are somehow lesser beings than those who planned for it. Go look you tick on a dogs cock.

Well I was trying to be nice about it, but I"m just going to call you a fucking idiot, kick your dog, and call it a night.

I think you have a very narcissistic view on what having children means. You"re thinking that because you have kids everything that you can"t do the things you used to do. That"s just flat out wrong. You don"t think taking your kids to Disney World is a good thing? Or experiencing them getting...

People with kids are enslaved?

What are you talking about? Are you just blindly mashing your keyboard and making sure you put the word "fuck" in every other sentence?

Eventually you are going to find yourself hanging out with fewer and fewer people because you are going to share nothing in common with the people who have children. You"re going to be a less-successful, less-popular, less-funny Jay Leno going to work and hanging out with your significant other...

Be creative and send her The Virtual Package.

Get her to take an IQ test, if she scores low enough you can go to court and claim she isn"t fit to be a mother.

Go back to fucking your troll women and lurking. Thanks for stopping by!

Your 10 is like my 6. Seriously.

Galiem, you should call Maury and tell him your situation. When he proclaims you "NOT the father," you can do a dance so we can make a .gif outta it. Everybody wins!

There are some dumb fucks that post on these boards. Continue.....

She probably blew a fuse when she saw that post. He"s probably a eunuch by now.

Dabamf is right. She is just playing you to build up her own self esteem. Do yourself a favor and don"t look for her at your hippie festival.

When you get back from your trip, you should have a four-some with her and two other girls. Only good things can happen, right?

Does he sleep in those khaki shorts? Jesus fucking christ.

This thread just keeps on giving.

SoulKonsumer I hope you stay and keep posting on these boards Your posts are coherent and make a point, something Grob could never comprehend his entire time here.

Moral of the story: Don"t piss off people in real life who know you post here. And don"t be a douchebag.

1. You have shitty friends. 2. Why do you care what a bunch of losers say about you on facebook? 3. ?????? 4. PROFIT!!! Obviously you hang out with people that you think are cool and have a good time. They are not. They suck. Do not hang out with people who suck. That is the...

Brad, you are a fucked up individual.

Who listens to TheCutlery anyway? Seriously, the guy had one girlfriend and then he fucking marries her. The guy has ZERO EXPERIENCE DATING. I just read his posts and laugh at his "hai guys my life is so much better than yours and eher"s why..." posts that all sound exactly the same as the last...

If it"s the girl on the right from the facebook link, I"d say go for it.

No, you went full retard. She wanted to see if you actually cared about her to MAKE TIME FOR HER, and you bitch"d out.

Ok.

Most of what she said is true, though. Some people here just do. not. get. women.

Let me get this straight. You have been PAYING an attractive woman for language help, and you think there is a spark? Sorry, I see "friend zone" unless you explain why you think it"s going past a student-teacher relationship.

It"s not being pissy. Everyone in this thread yells at Eomer for over-analyzing everything about the girls he tries to date, yet here is another person analyzing something that means NOTHING. So what if they grew up in the same town, what relevance does it have? Why bring it up at all? You...

Why does this even matter? Were they friends or something? Jesus man, are you afraid this girl you are talking to is going to go out of her way to talk to your ex and ask what went wrong? Grow up.

I gotta agree, texting while on a date is low class. Next time she does it, just stop talking and wait for her to finish. That shit is impolite and she needs to know it.

Tig ol" Bitties.

It depends. How long have you been talking to Girl#1? If not very long, just silence your phone and let it go to voicemail. It should not be a big deal if you don"t return her phone call, and if it is then she is crazy and you shouldn"t be talking to her. It only took 7 and a half years to...

Seconded. It"s a god-damned tragedy.