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You?re a bigger buzz kill than Buzz Killington.

HAHA! I literally live walking distance from the Clermont. If you do drop them off there, let me know in advance so I can laugh at the utter horror on their faces.

Heylel, I"m doing a bachelor party this weekend as well. We got a hotel room off 12th street, think we"re just gonna go to a pub like Der Biergarten and maybe a strip club (Pony or Tattletales, fuck the Cheetah). Just take them to a good beer place, or go bar hoping in decatur. I always have fun...

Take her with you to get it drained, sounds like a good first date!

No wonder she left him, if he is anything like we"ve seen in his posts he probably treated her like shit.

A little less text and a little more "Wakandan dick" would have made your comeback something to remember.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Zehn - Vhex again.

Didn"t he try to break up with her multiple times and she always went into "panic attack" mode? At some point, you gotta do what you gotta do to get away from the situation.

I"m glad I wasn"t the only one thinking the same thing.

Will you two fuck and get it over with? Jesus.

words.

Go out with her and bang her a few times, who gives a fuck? Sounds like the only time you notice her is when she is walking around in her apartment. Just turn the TV up or listen to some music to drown out the background noise.

Anybody else see Citten posting in this thread in about a month complaining about all the loud sex the girl living above him is having with her new boyfriend?

Maybe she likes watching Sunday Night Football at a bar?

Don"t get rid of that N64 controller, bro. Gotta have it for some Mario Kart action.

Nothing will get her hotter than seeing a bed covered in towels to fuck on. You got this.

Yes, but one of them doesn"t know he"s a troll.

That"s what I"m going to do. This radio station deserves the shittiest concert possible and 7FB will give it to them.

Anyone know the radio station"s response yet?

Are you Ronald Weber?

This is amazing.

I second voting for Ultimate Failure. If they won, it would beepic.

You live by the tits, you die by the tits.

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That"s two pages hand-written? What is she learning in school, coloring inside the lines?

I love this thread. +1.

You should create 6 fake FB profiles and start messaging all of her fake profiles.

You answered your own question without even knowing it. She has a boyfriend, that"s why she stopped contact with you. I can guarantee she was questioning her relationship during a rough patch and decided to cheat to see what else was out there. So she fucked you, but things with her boyfriend...

The cops are on the way.

Yeah I never understood why people would take on other (significant others") financial burdens with college loans. Make her put that shit in her name.

Why did lenartard post for advice, then delete everything? That"s fucked up, I come here for reading entertainment and I got cheated.

Sister fucker.

Taking the high road leaves you single and mourning the relationship you had with her. Sounds like a great plan.

You don"t date a friends ex, especially without asking said bro if it alright to move in. Malkav is probably a spineless dickwad who can"t stand up for himself.

I went ahead and found out what was captivating you by putting certain words in bold.

Yep, that"s going in the ol" signature.

The only time a MMF is acceptable is while performing an Eiffel Tower.

Go out with the other two who said they wanted to date more. Delete that crazy women"s number from your phone after you give it to kegkilla, of course.

They want to show off, that"s why they want a ring. It"s just a fight you have to concede.

Or you are just a cheap bastard who wanted to use the ring you found in your cracker jack box. Whichever.