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Try this theory. Embrace the weird. As long as you don't lose a kidney it will be a success. I like the make a funny face idea, especially if you're a joker like me. If you're not, the traditional signs are to make eye contact and do the eyebrow raise / head tilt. Maybe raise your glass...

The Florida panhandle is a republican stronghold. That's why they always try to call the election before the panhandle polls close. Explain this discrepancy!

In this case the character is AL legal, so I'm sure I'll be stuck with the most boring interpretation of the rules. But I'm writing 2d6 / 4d6 on my sheet because I like rolling dice.

That's weird, I actually remember seeing the 7 and 14 damage on the sheet the DM gave me, but when I searched online last night everything was saying damage dice. It's so rare I'm surprised they bothered to modify it. Doubling every damage die makes sense. I know you get to double sneak...

In that case, does the 2d6 / 4d6 extra damage also get doubled by the crit?

Got a question about the condition "When you roll a 20 on an attack roll made with this weapon" Does that mean a crit? Or is that a 20 after your modifiers. It seems weird to word it that way if it's a crit. The item in question is the Mace of Smiting. It does extra damage when you roll a...

maybe if he understood basic cock science, he wouldn't want to be a girl today.

I wonder if the show would have ever been bought without chevy. I know Joel was pretty big, but he was streaming big. Not SNL/Caddysack/Fletch big.

Could always try 'orange hitler'. I bet it uses an actual picture of him.

How are they political, exactly?

How would you do that, story - wise? He's dead in the show. BTW, I thought he was dead IRL too. I thought that was why they killed him off. I checked before posting though.

Was it like this? maybe reddit was just suggesting some good ole fashioned canadian health care based on your post history. (BTW you get the same thing if you look for kill yourself memes on google ... i think I just made it onto a new watchlist)

Testosterone doesn't affect your cock, just whether and how erect it will get. If your cock is thick it's because you jerk off with a twisting motion. Guys who crank down with a pulling motion have longer cocks. And that, my friend, is what we call science.

didn't he give an interview where he literally said he didn't give a fuck about the fans or the team? Aside from that he seemed to be full of nothing but platitudes. Like he had a -2 charisma modifer. He'd say the right things and no one would buy it.

No confusion bro. He's an asset. You're an agent.

Reminds me of an old standup routine. Can't remember who it was other than I'm pretty sure it was a black woman. She said all women are hos. Some are honest hos, some are closet hos. The closet hos may not be slinging that pussy on the street corner, but they're still using it to get things...

huh? Did you skip some words? It went away overnight? It's engulfed your penis overnight? is it like accidentally the whole thing? I always took that to mean you ate the thing so I hope that's not it.

That's what I've heard too. Of course your wife is just personal experience. My experience is that I've fucked lots of whores (some figurative, some literal) and I've only seen the roast beef once. That was a girl who only let me finger her. That's why I asked for the visual aid. If it's...

Wait wait wait, the FBI is being sold? To who? And how do you have shares in it?

I still think Brock Osweiler was worse. Sure the money wasn't as much, but they had to give up fuckin draft picks to get rid of him. Then the texans traded up with the browns to pick up Deshone Watson. el oh el

I'm gunna need you to provide a visual aid. If this is true then you should be able to put together a chart showing the vaginas of various porn stars throughout their career. I'll be looking for it in the porn section. Thanks in advance.

Be more specific. Do you mean they break without sex sometimes? Maybe that's just what sluts want you to think. Doesn't matter either way. That's the only verification you have. Its either there, or you can't trust her stated body count. Or do you mean how they grow back. Is that what...

The only problem with this is verification. Unless she's a virgin you can never know if she's lying about her body count. Yeah yeah yeah. "I know her and I trust her" It's still only God and her who knows the true number. Once you pop the seal, you know for sure for 1 day. Every day after...

Fuckin A. The shortbus made me laugh a lot.

I don't even know what your point is. Just because a woman doesn't look like your perfect woman, doesn't mean she isn't a woman. This is you "Yeah well I really like my girls to have 9 toes. On one foot and 7 on the other. Therefore any girl with suboptimal number of toes must be a dude"

You're confirmed gay though, aren't you? There's no question for straight dudes that that's a woman. Look at the hips. Granted they're not super feminine, but those are women's hips. Look at how she moves.

Looks like they worked a lot better than the ride my grandpa had when he came ashore in france. It was a deuce and a half they made water tight. They called it a duck. He said even though the beach head was secured and no one was shooting by the time he arrived, some of them still died...

Noice. Supposedly a fitness influencer who just found out her husband was cheating on her with her friend. But I didn't see her name. Gotta be honest here, I'm influenced by that display.

What the fuck was that in answer to? "What did you have for breakfast?" Who gives a damn what the court jesters think about space? Entertain us!

Yeah, I don't know if "under pressure" is an official part of the rule. It seems like it isn't, but it should be.

I tried those AI detectors on a pic I took myself. Looks like some of them fucking suck. Most rated this one as more likely to be AI than the McDlidani's pics. Hive Moderation Looks like the smartest one.

I can put this issue to rest. Here are the rest of the photos taken that day. Confirmed real.

Mind blown. If that's AI, why can't AI porn be that good? I ran it through an AI checker and ... I guess these results are inconclusive?

If she's hot, I'd still fuck an A until a woman worth keeping came along. although, with the end times coming, an A who was devoted to you would be a real asset. She wouldn't be squeamish about killing other people to protect you.

Didn't even notice that. Can't say for sure because I never had an older cousin that cool. Best I can come up with is that it's a button up shirt like this with a denim jacket thrown over it. Smart if you think about it. It gives him versatility in case he goes into a classy joint...

Besides, imagine the fucking dogs had taken control of your gun. It would have been the next school shooting and they'd be throwing you in jail for providing access to the firearm.

I bet your mayor is secretly housing illegals. They always do that shit on the down low at first.

On the surface I like that they're making no distinction between in the pocket and out of the pocket .... but I want it to go the other way. Intentional grounding no matter where you are in the backfield. It's sort of a bullshit penalty right now anyway. It's the same as a sack except no one...