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  1. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Water? not acetone? Son, am disappoint.
  2. Hoss

    Mugshawtys

    A foler talking about man things. Lean back Nirgon, just link the yahoo answers page where you read that.
  3. Hoss

    Cheated out of my youth

    She got in trouble for dressing too provocatively at school. hnghhh The initial paragraph was kinda stupidly written as it sounded like she was a teacher in San Antonio after being run out of Missouri. But really she was just hiding out there. Kid was 16 and his dad knew about it and...
  4. Hoss

    I lost my pet today and I’m really sad

    I had a basenji once named Q-tip. Hard headedest fucking dog I've ever seen. He grew up with my shepherd and when she died, he suddenly got very close to me. Like his goal in life was to have as much skin contact with me as possible at all times. I let him sleep on the bed and he'd run me...
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    The D&D thread

    Is that what they call murder hobos?
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    The D&D thread

    Tell your friend we all appreciate him giving that psychopath a harmless outlet for his disorder. If no one played D&D with him, he'd probably be out on the street kidnapping people and forcing them to play. No but really, he sounds like he has issues and I hope DM'ing is therapeutic for him.
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    Echo

    I identify as TRI-pedal, thankyouverymuch
  8. Hoss

    Reacher

    I thought the same thing because they said something about swapping the loads. But what we actually saw them do was swap the license plates. So they didn't switch the trailers or the load or anything unbelievable. They just swapped plates and went along. I kind of assumed the original plan...
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    Echo

    In solidarity with the deaf hero, should I watch the entire series on mute, or only the scenes with her? I will also be sitting down, so no need for me to amputate anything.
  10. Hoss

    Hunting Thread

    Our processor actually grinds up beef brisket to mix with the burger. I think he does 2 lbs of deer to 1 lb beef. He calls it a 50% mix, which I initially thought meant 1 to 1. But he explained it to me a couple years ago that it means the brisket is 50% of the weight of the deer meat. I...
  11. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You misspelled best. Only caveat is to never give it your real name or address. So, work crazy is a dangerous place to stick your dick.
  12. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I gave my wife a vacuum for valentines day once because she was bitching about ours. Dyson ball, hell of a vacuum. Turned out I read the room wrong, but I pivoted and was like no baby the real gift is that this is a man's vacuum and now I'll be using it. You gotta be agile. That ball vacuum...
  13. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I like a fan as long as it's not blowing over my head. My wife likes a fan too but I had to re-aim it so it pointed it at our feet.
  14. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    ez pz. Just black out her eyes like J49 did. Even if she ever comes here she will never know it's her. Or at least she'll never be able to prove it.
  15. Hoss

    2023-2024 NFL Season : Arizona's QB Search Continues

    Cool, never heard of this. I dunno though, the green from last year is kind of a stretch. That looks more like Miami was supposed to be there. But if it holds true, who are we thinking? Baltimore / san fran are the obvious choice being #1 seeds. But I like Baltimore and Tampa better. My...
  16. Hoss

    Hunting Thread

    hmm. Never heard of that. I assume the worry is lyme disease? Is that a legitimate concern?
  17. Hoss

    2023-2024 NFL Season : Arizona's QB Search Continues

    I heard about all that, and all I could think of was how it makes the "wwe scripted" theory that much more plausible.
  18. Hoss

    2023-2024 NFL Season : Arizona's QB Search Continues

    I don't think that's quite true, but it's close. I think DQ has one more shot at head coaching and if that fails his NFL days might be over. Teams will probably give him a chance but hopefully he's not interested till he's won a few more rings with the cowboys.
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    The D&D thread

    I should take notes. My wife takes notes of everything but I just can't make myself do it. So do you use the same characters? Do the DMs coordinate on leveling and what kinda gear will be available?
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    2023-2024 NFL Season : Arizona's QB Search Continues

    holy shit! lol My only excuse is that I live in the present. Except for the times I'm living in the 90's.
  21. Hoss

    Hunting Thread

    yeah the dream is to be able to hang them for a few days. That's way better than icing, but we can't do it. We hunt for a weekend at a buddies place that's hours away and nobody has a walk in cooler. We're in the south so it's usually not cold enough to keep meat out unless you have a walk in...
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    2023-2024 NFL Season : Arizona's QB Search Continues

    I did a double take too. I don't remember if they did that last year. I hope the winner of that game has to play saturday. I know they won't actually do that but stil .... fuck the eagles
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    The D&D thread

    Every week nominally (it gets called off a lot, especially during football season because we meet sunday). 3-4 hours each session. how does that work? Are you running 2 different campaigns? Are both DMs doing the same campaign? Or is it just one shots?
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    2023-2024 NFL Season : Arizona's QB Search Continues

    Is it too soon to start the playoff thread and ban the losers who's team didn't make it?
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    What tickles your pickle

    Oh shit, I thought this was the FSR. Look again bro. There's numbers in the corner of each panel You gotta read this shit like it's a math test and solve for some missing panels.
  26. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    Because the AI is catholic and every sperm is sacred?
  27. Hoss

    Hunting Thread

    Well yeah i understand wanton waste, but shooting a deer and leaving it lay is nothing like having it spoil through ignorance or equipment failures. If they were that strict on it, it could be a wanton waste charge if you don't track the deer down quick enough and it spoils in the field. We...
  28. Hoss

    Hunting Thread

    Sad news to report. I'm really pissed off. Buddies and I went hunting just before christmas and got 3 huge does. We always keep the meat on ice for a week or 2 to get the blood out before taking it to the processor. We took it immediately the first year we hunted together and the meat was...
  29. Hoss

    2023-2024 NFL Season : Arizona's QB Search Continues

    So now we know 68 also rubbed his chest. I hadn't seen that in previous angles. So if there was a fuckup, it was mostly 70 and a little bit on the rest of the lions for not hearing the wrong number announced. I still say he was coached to make the motion and simply not say anything. "i...
  30. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    Just got a new laptop. Opened edge to do the one and only thing edge will ever be asked to do. Download chrome. This is what it showed me. I laughed and laughed. Get fucked edge. THIS IS YOUR ONLY JOB!
  31. Hoss

    FOH Shower Thoughts

    Have you ever thrown any silverware out on purpose? If not, then all of them have been on accident.
  32. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    IMO, lean into it. I used to have that problem and I kept alcohol wipes nearby. Made sure to bust them out and wipe the screen down any time someone touched it with their greasy dick skinners. People got the message sort of. Those who could not learn eventually started cleaning the screen...