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  1. Mario Speedwagon

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Some people think sucking dick for heroin is rock bottom. Those people have never met the sad, dead eyes of someone willing to suck dick for a scoop on the deadskins.
  2. Mario Speedwagon

    Big Picasso's thread or BPT for short.

    Damn. I bet the pussies be dripping when Big P trots across the dance floor.
  3. Mario Speedwagon

    Star Wars: Battlefront, as told by Dice on Frostbite 3 (PS4?/XBone?/PC?)

    It's almost like you faggots should stop pre-ordering fucking EA games in the age of instant digital content delivery.
  4. Mario Speedwagon

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Please scan and upload the meeting minutes so that I might derive a perverse pleasure from reading them.
  5. Mario Speedwagon

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Make sure to ask any potential employer what their stance on telling fellow coworkers to "get raped" over minor disagreements is. Don't want to have any misunderstandings down the line.
  6. Mario Speedwagon

    EQ Never

    The number of views on all those EQ Next videos is just...sad.
  7. Mario Speedwagon

    The Fast Food Thread

    That just sounds like a chicken sandwich without a bun.
  8. Mario Speedwagon

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    I hope Brady starts bringing a bike pump to games and working it on the sidelines to "warm up his throwing arm". Fuck Goodell.
  9. Mario Speedwagon

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Oh look Tan is trying to make a retarded semantics argument. Who could have predicted this turn of events?
  10. Mario Speedwagon

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Confirmed pussy shit. Get raped.
  11. Mario Speedwagon

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Greater acceptance and proliferation is causing those attitudes and ideas to be conceived of and accepted by people whom otherwise would not. It is LITERALLY causing those people to be more misogynistic than they would have been absent the influence of these games. I legitimately hope that the...
  12. Mario Speedwagon

    What did you just read?

    Nice mix of sci-fi and a hardboiled detective story. Think Chandler meets PKD. If you enjoy those things you'll enjoy this book. Quick, fun read. I mean you can't go wrong with an awesome cover like that.
  13. Mario Speedwagon

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Anita's whole premise for this video series and its importance is that the treatment of women in video games effects how people think and behave towards women in real life. Mainly, that the misogynistic portrayals of women in media leads to the proliferation of misogynistic attitudes in the real...
  14. Mario Speedwagon

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    I can't decide if he just thinks it's funny or if he's actually begun his MtF transition.
  15. Mario Speedwagon

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    He protects the "grown up" forum like it was his own retarded love child.
  16. Mario Speedwagon

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Anita's video implicitly encourages me to think that hitman positively reinforces killing strippers. I am invited to believe that it is specifically designed for me to derive a perverse pleasure from desecrating the unsuspecting bodies of virtual female characters. It's a rush streaming from a...
  17. Mario Speedwagon

    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    That MTV news channel is a goldmine of retardation. Jesus.
  18. Mario Speedwagon

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    She wasn't talking about hitman. She was using hitman as an example of a trope of how mozzarella cheese is melted on pizza. You are meant to derive a perverse pleasure from desecrating the unsuspecting crusts of virtual italian dishes. It's a rush streaming from a carefully concocted mix of...
  19. Mario Speedwagon

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    "frat boy mentality of 'majority rules'" Literally what the fuck does this even mean. Frat boy mentality....lol
  20. Mario Speedwagon

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Bocce is the gentleman's game.
  21. Mario Speedwagon

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Holy fuck do you know anything at all about video games? Every single action a player can take in a game was not pre-decided by the developers. There are millions of examples of players doing things, or finding ways to do things in games that the developers never thought of or even thought were...
  22. Mario Speedwagon

    What did you just read?

    The Dispossessed by Le Guinn: Pretty Great piece of sci-fi. Excellent job of building the world. Considering reading some of the other books in the universe. Not much more to say about that hasn't already been said better by others.
  23. Mario Speedwagon

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Unfortunately for the redskins, the only organization stupid enough to actually give something up to trade for RG3 is the redskins.
  24. Mario Speedwagon

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    You clearly baited him by continuing to say retarded things.
  25. Mario Speedwagon

    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    You've excreted more than enough evidence of everything I've said about you all over this board.
  26. Mario Speedwagon

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Convo don't get so butthurt just because I made fun of pantheon. I don't see how not making a meaningless preseaon prediction for the NFC east makes me a pussy. Personally, I think it's time for Eli to herpa derp his way to an accidental division crown after Romo's back falls apart and...
  27. Mario Speedwagon

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    I'll be too busy playing Pantheon to care.
  28. Mario Speedwagon

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Convo, what would you say has a better chance of happening come December: Eagles in first place or Pantheon in alpha?
  29. Mario Speedwagon

    Torrents

    If the streams are still working and all you want to watch is redzone then you don't really need the calendar. NFL/DirecTV redzone are on the same channels every sunday. I'm a little pissed that the kodi plugin stopped working though. Just says incorrect login info every time so I can't watch on...
  30. Mario Speedwagon

    SOE Becomes Daybreak / Russian shutdown

    This is a retarded comment. You can argue it's not necessary if you want but to say racial cities have "nothing to do with the actual feel of a world" is so stupid I can't believe you'd seriously say it.
  31. Mario Speedwagon

    The Fast Food Thread

    Jalape?o double is confirmed legit. An excellent fast food item.
  32. Mario Speedwagon

    The Fast Food Thread

    I had some T-Bell last night and boy is my butt burning today! Hahah am I right fellas?
  33. Mario Speedwagon

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Be sure to include your recent success as a ReRolled AmodT in your updated resume.
  34. Mario Speedwagon

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Enough about this sword bullshit. I'm sick of hearing about swords. Lith, can I get an essay on the finer points of axe and mace combat? You don't hear enough about those. Swords are for pussies. Also if you could theorize a little about what laser axe/mace combat would look like I'd appreciate...
  35. Mario Speedwagon

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    But with an extra 15k you could afford like 1, maybe 2 more pairs of the rawest of denim jeans bro.
  36. Mario Speedwagon

    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    Did you ever even watch Star Trek?