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why in the fuck...would a golf course ever have the pin placed on a 35 to 45 degree hill?...it would make sense if it was a putt-putt course, because those are supposed to be stupid in that kind of way...unless they want to make that hole a par 8, this is the 2nd most retarded thing a golf...

best money shot ever...

...they aren't random

along with that...i'll just go ahead and say everything Disney...which pretty much would cover...most media...

lol...well then, n/m

...i can relate

probably my favorite one...

earworms...when a song or tune gets stuck in your head and you can't get it out...it wouldn't be bad if it was something good...but it's always something horrible...and in my latest case, associated with disgustingness... my latest one...been rustling my jimmies for about a fucking month now...

i think...you may need to re-upload...

that...sounds fucking delicious... i...am confused to the top GIS for fucking delicious...guess i should've used the safe filter...i'll put some that make more sense... ...have mixed thoughts on the yoohoo

lol...took me a while to read that...

paint me like one of your french girls...while i watch you poop <--you're mom's dildo is erected... ...i'll let you figure this out

i got photoshop cs6 earlier today; first time ever having any photoshop...,...,...i have no idea how to begin learning that shit...thankfully it didn't umm...cost me much...

those are called gambling addicts...,...,...when i was delivering beer some years ago, i was amazed (at first) of how many times i would run into some older woman at a liquor store who would buy about 100 dollars worth of 1 or 2 dollar scratch offs, go to their car, scratch for a half hour, go...

it's called APA format...i'm required to do it in all my work...

i am hereby suggesting a one week ban for those who request for source, sauce, or any variation thereof... as said before, this isn't 4chan, nor would i want it to resemble it... gif GIS for "sauce" edit: this pic is quite counterproductive to my argument...

was gonna post that one later...

oh my god...when KFC first came out with the double stack or double down or whatever it's called...this happened to me...so...fucking...rustled...but back then, i was pissed... edit: oh, and care-a-mel...

why i don't do phone sex...

umm...yes, texting is very stupid because you need to look away from the road...but...the talking, not the holding of the phone is the issue... you can hold a phone, puff a cigarette, sip your drink, or shift, with one hand with no problem...it's the concentration of being engaged in a...

does anyone else ever have a hard time differentiating between the smell of dried urine and Cheerios?

i found out that if i dug a whole straight through the center of the earth, went through, and survived, i would not end up in China...instead, i would be somewhere in the mid-southern Indian Ocean...

as much as i'd like to create a witty solution...i'm not coming up with anything...but you can clearly see inverses with the black t-shirts...ex: "a" turns to "z" and "c" into "x"...so i'm assuming a 13-letter alphabet, with 13 inverses...and i agree with the exclamation mark thing...

how people tend to believe that using hands free devices in their car to use their phone or mess with the radio/stereo is a much safer alternative...

i actually used to do this in the car...

lol...haven't seen the abyss used in a while... umm...here's stuff...

i'm drunk

i am just as confused as you...

i, as well...hate changing my password...my password(s) have never failed me yet...so why change? butt...butt...,...,,,....,...buuuuuuuuuuuttttttt.. .. . . . ...yeah...wrong thread...,...but...,...,...butt...,...BUTT you guys should be impressed that i could still...