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...i wonder how this would feel on my balls... probably something like this i'd imagine... not related to ^...

what rustles my jimmies? looking at a lot of text all cramped together...it hurts my eyes edit:

it's not about being the godfather or not...it was about my brother telling me that he was having another kid. I didn't realize that at the time until a week later, when my sister-in-law announced it. but i'm pretty sure you're right about godparents being outside of the family...or at least...

the point was is that my brother was basically telling me that he was having a kid and that he was picking me as a godfather...and that's how i responded.

that was the first thought that popped into my mind...i don't know where or why, but i'm pretty sure i just saw some news clip or video about fermented baby mouse wine...or...something...

I was looking through the forum and either my eyes are too glazed over from staring at the screen, or it appears that a "fuck my life" type thread didn't exist. The closest thread that comes to this is the "What really rustles your jimmies" thread. As satisfying as that thread is, I don't...

as a welcoming gift... i present to you... ...drum roll please... edit: no -tuco

what usually happens when i'm in the bathroom... edit: spoilered just in case...

"I am a man with a tool, make a special acupuncture for you!"

some people call me a other people call me not really... and... amen and gifs and such... hate it when girls boobs emit clouds of stank... who invited bowser to play?

lmao...that sucks...and is very disgusting...

i'm pretty sure i have s stomach ulcer...

if you mean this... than nothing... but i'm talking more about this...

ugly, fat, stumpy, annoying, bitches...just like Mimi in the Drew Carey show...unfortunately I had to work with two such bitches. I wouldn't care if they just sat there, being all creamy and disgusting, but NO!..."I'm going to be a complete bitch as well"...

...probably posted before, but worth seeing again...

it's days like this when i just...

http://breadfish.de/

color by numbers anyone?

actually was serious (don't go skiing and no snow cause global warming and whatnot)...but...i guess it would make too much sense to use one line/lane then?...sorta like a queue for a ride/roller coaster... and lol at the "HUGMPH!H!"

every time i see one of these types of gifs, i'm reminded of a time when i tripped really hard... others... ...can't remember if already posted

i don't know what the first part even means...

people who obviously don't know their ass from their elbow who not only try to use a computer and simple programs therein, but attempt to teach/give advice to others on how to do things on a computer... dipshits are currently arguing over how to cut, paste, highlight, and print from websites...

i used to think that...but when i tried to explain that to..."important" people, it gave the connotation of me being antisocial...as in unibomber antisocial...not caring what others thought, or not taking what others said to heart...so...with that said, let the rustle flow through your jimmies...

sometimes, i wonder if i've been stuck in an acid-like trip for a really long time and just can't remember when the trip actually started...

that's just the boxes...they were actually the quarter pounder with cheese...i think...but about the toilet thing...can't really say...the whole time i was over there, i was destroying toilets... and yes...that is the only reason why i ordered those...that...and because it was cheap eats...

was going to order a beer too, but couldn't find it on the menu...and i only speak 'merican what they came in... edit:...paris...paris rustles my jimmies

...here's johnny!

because i lost faith in the wallpaper thread a while ago...

well...unless someone is citing only part of a quote or writing dialog in a novel...i really don't think there is ever a need, or grammatically correct way to use ellipses...other than that though, i think you're dead on...i always do trail off when i type and i never feel my thoughts...