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Gaymes Journalism; https://web.archive.org/web/20230210135608/https://www.wired.com/review/hogwarts-legacy-review/

Cali pugs go wrong because none of the plebs have ever had to be responsible for more than 1 thing at a time (counter, stagger, or weakpoint). If you pass the combo mech and get the orb buffs after it's a free win.

Bracelet drop rates are shit in Chaos, even the 1520 one. Buck up and do your thunder dragons. Better to sit in party finder waiting for a support than to matchmake into clowns.

The press was pretty brutal, but was a bit overblown for what the actual issues were. The game only sucked on PS4 (the preferred platform of video game journalists) but should've never released on that platform anyway, and it was a major letdown to people who roleplay as wage slaves and hookers...

Really needed at least 1 more episode to set up the finale. With most shows it's the opposite, but this one really rushed through the ending. Maybe the beginning of season 2 provides the missing answers. Hopefully it's not so far out that I forget all the fucking questions.

And what sound do you make when you find out it's just some dude that AI composites a fake face on top of videos and pictures from a hundred different girls' instagrams?

This show was a fucking mess. A far cry from Dark where everything, though tangled and complicated, was well-constructed. First, there is - objectively - no meaningful dialogue in the show because characters that don't speak the same language are constantly paired up in scenes. They talk at...

What in the Youtube parody fuck is this. This is why anybody who's ever said "please like and subscribe" should be banned from actual TV and film.

Tonight's episode directed by Quentin Tarantino.

Likely it's in RDR2's failed GTA Online-esque mode that had a lot of promise but had too much microtransaction and grinding, so only about 100 complete autists play it regularly (case in point).

So now they're just stuffing as much shit into each episode as possible without giving us any time to give a damn about who lives and dies. This is Sparknotes GoT.

Yes, took his oath so seriously that he paused a whole 3 seconds before he, shall we say, took a stab at the princess's underbite. Then took his oath to protect her so seriously that he went and snitched on her to the queen before hearing the whole accusation. Then while suspicions were high...

Ser Criston is the dumbest, most self-snitching idiot I've ever seen. Tried to die for the pussy he already talked his way out of. I wouldn't trust him to protect a puddle, let alone a secret or a king.

Sucks when you have to call your movie Dahmer Monster - Dahmer because the names Dahmer and Monster were already taken.

Costume and wig brought to you by an elementary school play production of A Wrinkle in Time

A pale inbred royal with a military background who wants to be king.

It's fucking two hundred years before GoT and they had to shoehorn that shit in to try to buy some audience interest.

Guys, they said "A Song of Ice and Fire" out loud! And they spelled out the doomsday prophecy that has absolutely no bearing on Dany's future choice to return to Westeros! And they showed the dagger omg- wait guys, where are you going? Fucking eyeroll lazy bullshit, front to back. The most...

There are so many real, relatable reasons why a lawyer, in particular a criminal defense lawyer, should be an expert at suppressing their emotions. But hey, why humanize a character when you can just make their gender the whole explanation.

In case there's any confusion; 1) This movie sucked. 2) The proper thread for discussing Eva Green and Olga Kurylenko is this one.

Just finished this and really enjoyed it. My interpretation of the ending; Renewed for season 2 btw.

In the past I dated girls who were also into gaming. My experiences were that we would signal-boost each others' bad habits. Sometimes it was just a binge weekend of playing a new Diablo patch. Sometimes it was leaving a party early to make raid time for an MMO. Had a few "What the fuck are...

The line was "Target practice in Montgomery" but that probably just means coke bottles and a BB gun... Right?

The Magicians is slightly above CW quality and, like any CW show, you only remember fondly because of the hotties.

And the event boss fight is another 1 damage ticklefest that rewards 500 silver when the timer expires. Why the fuck are they even releasing 2019 events when the game almost died in KR the first time this shit came out.

This is just the gay cowboy remix of Noble Banquet skins. I'd rather have predatory monetization than this shit.

About 1 in 100 are done right. Whoever did Kate Beckinsale's nose should get exclusive rights to noses. You know it's good work when she's confident enough to lie about it.

It really takes a monumentally shit-tier studio like AGS to completely botch a potential cash cow. If they would've taken a zero-tolerance stance on third-party RMT from the beginning (seller and buyer), that would've forced all the rangrangs' profits their way instead and kept the in-game...

That gameplay looks like the first 10 minutes of PoE Beta circa 2012. Boring and uninspired. The environments are detailed but there's strangely nothing interesting to look at? The low enemy density makes me worried what the game will look like when the final optimizations are implemented for...

They've added a $10 pack to the cash shop with a mediocre amount of honing materials that can be bought 3 times over the next 34 days. All told it is still less efficient than buying materials from the market with RMT gold, but it has the added benefit of completely cutting out F2P players that...

Are mods on vacation or is the rickshaw full up?

The green paint-over post effect is 90s cable TV bad. But I like the actress so we'll see.

Go to loawa and search by class / class engraving to see what KR players with top gearscore are doing. Keep in mind that anyone running an Esther weapon (massive P2W moneysink) will probably have some curveball skill equipped to proc the weapon effect so usually best to ignore those players.

Filming is already done. So do they want to Army of the Dead her and digitally insert Tig Notaro? Guess it might make the movie a little better.

Saving this here for later; Runs great on my 6080ti. It's a shame they decided to simultaneously release on the PS7 when the console can't really handle it.

Because;

Imagine you have access to one of the most iconic game soundtracks ever created as your starting point. And you put a wispy millennial cover of a Phil Collins song on the trailer. Shit's doomed.

My best run. Gives a pretty good idea the DPS ranking of evolved weapons - knives not shown but they're about on par with the Wand ie. a little worse than Santa Water. Saw a video of someone surviving to 39 minutes kiting / freezing 10 reapers with the clock lancet, but they killed half as...

Just a stellar PC port. 120+fps on 1440p Ultra settings. In 45 hours I had a total of 1 noticeable frame hitch, in a 3 second cutscene in Helheim towards the end of the game. Fuck do I wish the roles were reversed for Sony and Microsoft, I couldn't give half a shit about the next Halo or COD...