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  1. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    You make Merlin look sane.
  2. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    Why the fuck is the Giants first string still playing in the 2nd quarter?
  3. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    Yeah but the Bears didn't resign the best QB on the team and let him go to TB.
  4. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    Yes, he tweaked his hamstring tying his shoes.
  5. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    Cutler has never broke 30 TD, hell he has only managed 20+ 3 times, tell me more about who is going to be more shocked than Merlin after election night.
  6. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    Yeah this is going to be the year that Cutler manages to break 90 QB rating.....I can't even say that shit with a straight face and not break out in laughter. Jay Cutler Stats - Chicago Bears - ESPN Tony Romo Stats - Dallas Cowboys - ESPN I'll make you a deal since the bet has already...
  7. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    Haha Eli Manning
  8. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    QB Rating, not that bullshit espn QBR. If so then bet accepted.
  9. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    How about who ends up with the better TD/Int ratio at the end of the season between Romo and Cutler?
  10. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    You want to make an avatar bet on who has better stats this year, Cutler or Romo? If that's the bet, your on, your going to hate having Romo as an avatar after the regular season ends.
  11. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    Defenses are happier to see Cutler, probably has something to do with knowing his best years he can barely manage to only throw 7 more TD's than Int's.
  12. Burnem Wizfyre

    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    I think there is a video about that as well to be honest, not sure which show it was in but I sure as shit dont remember an article about that but I remember in one of the many science shows/videos I watch having come that very same thing.
  13. Burnem Wizfyre

    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    They clearly don't understand it fully, they designed one to fail and it still worked.
  14. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread

    Henry Melton brought them from Chicago, said he got them from underneath Cutlers bed.
  15. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread

    A promotion for Pope to TE/Cheerleader coach might be the solution!
  16. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread

    Jason Witten wasn't particularly happy about that drill according to the Dallas media. See Why Mike Pope Is Throwing Water On His TE's Video if you prefer that to the gifs.
  17. Burnem Wizfyre

    Health Care Thread

    Seems like an easy solution, find one that's actually still practicing?
  18. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread

    It's the first preseason game of the year, the only people that give a shit about preseason week 1 only care because they want to see the depth/rookies hoping they show promise. They could be going against the Jags week 1 nothing would change, the only game that holds any actual meaning is week...
  19. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread

    You have to take what Brandon Marshall says for what its worth, a guy with a mental disorder giving his opinion.
  20. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread

    Cowboys own the Rams, DeMarco Murray prison rapes the Rams on a regular basis.
  21. Burnem Wizfyre

    Border Issue

    Sounds like Pat Robertsons law school.
  22. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread

    Gordon bottle tests | ProFootballTalk If common sense prevails, Gordon won't be suspended.
  23. Burnem Wizfyre

    Border Issue

    Almost all religions aren't fond of birth control, have to have those stupid people pumping out other stupid people to perpetuate their myths.
  24. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread

    I think they are even scarier than the Houston line with Clowney and Watt, two teams Dallas faces this year, luckily we have 3 1st round draft picks on the line now.
  25. Burnem Wizfyre

    Border Issue

    Don't you have a KKK rally to attend at a Piggly Wiggly parking lot?
  26. Burnem Wizfyre

    Ravvenn is the Megan Fox of Hooking

    Probably more concerned with her next fix, it's not every day someone leaves pills on their door step for her.
  27. Burnem Wizfyre

    Health Care Thread

    I wish we had a Costco in my area, I like to support businesses that actually pay its employees a livable wage and doesn't expect the federal government to subsidize their pay.
  28. Burnem Wizfyre

    Border Issue

    A black lesbian muslim, or in republican speak, Michelle Obama?
  29. Burnem Wizfyre

    Border Issue

    Looks like a brown Jesus to me, which would if he even existed would be historically accurate, unless you're Megyn Kelly. Yeah it does look a little Indian in all seriousness.
  30. Burnem Wizfyre

    Border Issue

    Did you not sign up for bat shit crazy 101?
  31. Burnem Wizfyre

    Border Issue

    Based on the complete fucking retard raising them, all of them.
  32. Burnem Wizfyre

    Border Issue

    I'm sure hes put 2 and 2 together....oh wait he can't do simple addition and subtraction.
  33. Burnem Wizfyre

    Border Issue

    I have been to Mexico at least a 100 different times but that isn't anything special considering I live 90 minutes from Mexico driving the speed limit. The only time I ever feared for my life while in Mexico was after drinking a glass of tea with a meal.
  34. Burnem Wizfyre

    Ravvenn is the Megan Fox of Hooking

    Your wanting some dude to lick another mans asshole, why are you brown knighting for Kurrin?
  35. Burnem Wizfyre

    Ravvenn is the Megan Fox of Hooking

    Why don't you man up and offer to take his place in giving Kurrin a rim job?
  36. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread

    LOL one of the comments. Is he seriously a anti-vaccine nut?
  37. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread

    If only he would have written to man the fuck up and toss said bitch over your shoulder to avoid being caught Rice would have eluded that 2 game suspension.
  38. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread

    Are they still doing that pink flag bullshit while fans, players, tv broadcast announcers and even refs can't figure out if there was a flag thrown or someone dropped a fucking towel?
  39. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread

    I don't know a single woman who has ever said its never ok to hit a woman, where did that shit originate from, a feminist?
  40. Burnem Wizfyre

    NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread

    Yeah I can think of plenty of situations where knocking a woman the fuck out is acceptable, however Rices situation wasn't one of them.