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I bet Eomer does get sex, but with a completely unrelated girl he"ll never see again after tonight.

At least cancer can be beat with medication and radiation therapy. Pretty sure you need to fake your own death, flee the country and go into hiding for a year if you anger Lori.

Time for the naked man.

Soggy T-shirts when she comes over to cry about how her pussy still hurts from the dick pounding she took earlier and he still hasn"t called back would be my bet.

I would recommend learning how to punch. Just that, nothing else, nothing fancy because in an actual fight you"ll forget pretty much everything else anyways. Just learn how to, if things come to it, land one good solid blow. Then say some shit like, "Look, I don"t want to fight but I can"t...

Pretty much this. Some people just don"t see what/if there"s a big deal about the label. If it really weirds you out you might as well be honest about it. Make sure you sandwhich phrase it in a positive though. Really important. "I like you and really enjoy being around you. Could you hold...

No, those never go away. What happens is you start wanting a baby and so you start looking to secure a man who will 1 - Impregnate you 2 - Support you 3 - Stay with you This causes the relationship "fight of flight" reflex to generally ignore the flight mechanic so you"re more willing...

I think he requested to have them removed or went back and deleted them himself after one of his many hissyfits.

No, but DRAGON STRIKE is! <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/B8LBpMuSTrQ" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

There"s a grocery store here in town which has singles nights as an advertisement. I thought it was fucking genius.

Looking forward to your reaction when she asks you to order her to fuck your friends as a sign of your dominance over her.

I agree. It will greatly help to read a book where the primary advice for men is to tell the woman how much you appreciate it when she cooks and cleans for you.

Pretty sure it"s a rule of the internet that someone always has an anecdotal experience to the contrary.

It means she isn"t interested.

Don"t give up the girl just yet but I agree with this. Granted I wasn"t much of a day to day pussy slayer but every girl I"ve ever dated for a significant period of time has been an improvement over the last. At least at the onset. There were a few inbetweeners where I kinda look back and...

Keep in mind and possibly try to embrace that if your chick is hot, other people are going to want to nail her. It"s just a fact of life. Take pride in that shit. Don"t let it make you feel insecure or it"s going to make you do stupid shit like "have the talk" because someone complimented her...

I"ve never gotten bad advice from Sutekh. Provided you don"t count anything he said in league of legends that is.

As for the second part, don"t tell her you want alone time. Figure out what you want to do with your alone time and just tell her you want to do that. My wife knows that StarCraft is really important to me and if I don"t get a few games in every night I get cranky. She usually sits in the corner...

Do you want to be a christian or are you just doing it hoping it will make you argue less? Because it won"t. You"ll just find some other shit to argue about. Couples do that. Healthy ones even. I would just tell her straight up that you want to be together but it"s not who you are, you can"t...

For what it"s worth, it"s important to have had a relationship like that so you know a truly good one when you"re in it. I think the batshit insanity I put up with in past relationships made me realize that when my wife is mad at me all afternoon because she thinks I hid the blue cup on purpose...

We"ve been over this. I never said I needed time to think about my feelings about you Sutekh baby. I just needed to go take care of my past. They"re dead now, all of them. Nothing shall stand between us ever again.

Out of curiosity, does anyone know anybody where this has actually happened? I think this thread is batting like 0 for 30 on "She said she just needs time" leading to a happily ever after. We could use a success story for a change.

No shit. I love me some boring old people stuff. Got a pile of jigsaw puzzles, played some bingo last night and tomorrow I intend to check out in the busiest express lane with 32 different potted plants and then "remember" I got the wrong brand of cat food when I finally fish out my coupon.

Fuck it, go for it. Just when you get bored of her being a vapid 19 year old, give her the relationship talk. 90% chance she"ll panic and break it off amicably with you. If this backfires, make sure you start doing boring old person stuff when you hang out like go bird watching and watching...

Tell me about it. Just picturing something like this when she turns 70 gives me nightmares.

Well hello there.

My wife has 34 E"s. Do I get a prize?

Detective Tyen.

False. A good sheet of chest hair separates the men from the boys. You just gotta keep care of that stuff. No woman worth sticking your dick in wants to snuggle up to a bare chested ladyboy. She wants a handful of chesticles to grip and run her fingers through. But if it reeks of chicken grease...

What I would do? You could always just sit her down, tell her that you trust her, but you don"t trust him. Say something like, "GuyX is making me uncomfortable. I can"t tell you what to do, he"s your friend. I can tell you though I love/care about you and I"m worried he may do something that...

Requiem. It would also explain how Tyen could also be a slave in the relationship since self-humiliation for pleasure is a common trait of these relationships as well. I"m sure Tyen gets great pleasure for being his very own FoH meme to provide amusement for his master.

It"s not entirely uncommon in a slave/master relationship. The master has other people fuck his woman to show her that he has dominance over her sexuality and can share her with his friends on a whim.

So you finally installed a light in the cellar you"re keeping her in? You"re such a softie. <3 <3 <3 P.S. : We"re inducing tomorrow night. Congratulations Uncle Sutekh.

The three rules of the TGWBYHT 1) Don"t get butthurt when you tell people she won"t let you visit her and someone suggests she may be hiding a secret lover in her apartment. We don"t know all the facts but we can see all the possible angles. 2) Don"t get butthurt when you ignore advice...

If you were laying on the other side of her I can see why you"d think that.

Just marry Xerxes and get it over with. We"ll all collectively show up as your best man too.

I find just saying where I"m going and if she wants to come with works. Don"t even give the illusion of choice ever. If she wants something specific she"ll ask. But this comes from having friends and family that pull that ambiguous shit all the time. Now when asked, "Are you hungry?" I just...

I would also recommend you stop sleeping with married women.

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