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I was with you till this point. A proper story would have ended with mixed feelings of pride and regret as he wakes up in the morning with apartment girl curled in his arms and his sister big spooning him from behind complete with reach around.

Says the guy who was drowning in so much asian tang he had to stop lest he risk there being no girls left in the country to bang.

This is the thread that never ends. It goes on and on my friend. Some people started posting just for kicks and everyone else checks it out for the tits because this is the thread that never ends...

Hah. At least I got you flowers. ^_^ Pics with FoH stamped on the titties or it didn"t happen.

Isn"t he the gay that thought you owed him because he bought you Starbucks or bummed you a cigarette once? Or this another gay who tried to freeload off you.

I don"t know any straight guys who has 6 female friends he regularly visits but doesn"t stick his penis in a single one of them. Then to turn down free poon when you"re otherwise not attached? I think we"re being trolled.

Uh huh

Hate to break it to you but...

No need to go through that messy divorce/breakup stuff when you can just date chicks that knock off at 40. Just take out a juicy life insurance policy on them, collect and use your sob story to hook a new chick who"s destined to knock off in 5 years. Rinse repeat.

Depends on what code you go by. With me I"d never date a friends/families former love interest, especially one I put my cock in, without full written consent and it being the last wish of my dying friend that I stick my penis in his ex regularly to make sure nobody else does. There"s plenty...

It might be normal for her though either through reinforcement or cultural upbringing and so forth. It"s notrationaland I sure as shit wouldn"t tolerate it either. Just in the future I"m advising you don"t reinforce that kind of behavior by resonding to it.

An honorable way to end it too. Better then just chicken shit vanishing into the night. Just don"t let it sour future relationships. Any and every girl you"re going to date is going to get irrationally angry at you about some stupid shit. Just be prepared in the future to ignore them when...

Just propose to her already.

Just to play devil"s advocate... Aside from the "I"d kill myself if you left me" thing it just sounds like a pretty normal girl who doesn"t know how to behave. Redundant I know but you get the point. It also sounds like she later realizes she was wrong instead of being an obstinate shithead...

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Ding ding. Women are scum. Never forget. ^_^

Tell her you love her and you"ll do anything for her if she just lets you sleep at the foot of her bed. It will be so romantic.

All you have to do is be okay with occasionally waking up with poop in your bed.

Mine talks in her sleep. I"ve almost built up a tolerance to it but every few nights I"ll get woken up at like 2 AM with her pushing my shoulder and muttering how we have to go back to Oman or whatever she"s dreaming about. Fortunately years of working and playing MMO"s have trained me on how...

I have this image of avgeek girl posting on another forum about how she used multiple facebook accounts for farmville at one point, decided to use them to screw with a guy who pissed her off and now her psycho boyfriend is breaking into all her shit and she"s asking for advice on how best to...

Friend of mine is fond of saying that it"s okay to make mistakes so long as you learn from them. Just a few things I would make mention: - Don"t harbor any thoughts of getting back together or working it out. Not worth it. She"s not unique or special. You can fill the spot with another...

Sounds like you"re not nearly mature enough to handle this situation properly or you would have by now. Basically, who the fuck cares what her family thinks of you? You"re dating her, not her family.

They originally were going to be a matching set. I had a drawing ready to go for black mage and was working on the whacamacallit, sketch? No, fuck...stencil. That"s it. I might still do it some day for shits and grins and see what I can get on ebay. This thread has been lacking tits for some...

Anybody want to buy the mirror I made for last gf? 90$ +s/h. Will include nude photo"s of the girl I made it for. Bonus, it"s a girl who no longer posts on these forums! Wife wants it gone and I am no longer sentimental about it.

Wow Kevin.

If Korean MMO"s have taught me anything it"s that Asians are more then willing to take it up the ass and never complain. If Western MMO"s have taught me anything it"s that Americans will complain even if they"re getting a blowjob from Alyssa Milano because she doesn"t have a twin also licking...

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You also consider EQ to be a good video game so your opinion is suspect. <3 Asian women will steal your soul and leave you an empty hollow shell.

Given your track record with women I"d avoid it. Nothing quite like having an inevitable ex living next door trying to fuck up your game.

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Only if you don"t get pictures of FoHSS on her tits and post them first.

Well played. Sorry Jerle, you turned your back on the brocode. 8(

Sutekh. I"m sad to say that we will never be. I loved you more then words can say but I"ve found someone who cooks for me on a nightly basis. I will name our first born after you (provided your name was at some point Ian that is). I will return to you and we will resume our gaming once...

People actually use the word "heck" in conversation? Like, not to mock Christians who take offense at the word H-E-Double hockey sticks?

See what I mean? So dreamy.

Sutekh and I are very happy and I don"t think the excitement of our relationship will ever die down. As we"ve grown to know each other it"s only gotten better and better. A long distance relationship is tough some times but a bro"s gotta rape what a bro sows.

You should invite her on the bus and then when you"re sitting there in awkward silence, whip out your english/korean textbook and ask for help with homework. Bam, I bet her panties fall in a wet flop on the ground right there.

tl;dr version: Bitches are crazy.

Sounds about right.

Asians don"t have souls and will simply devour yours and leave you a hollow shell of a man. This is science fact. It"s even in the D&D monster manual. I"m going out with a Quaker in a few days. She said on the phone her favorite hobby is tabletop starwars RPG"s, she"s a lisp programmer and...