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  1. Zehnpai

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Doesn"t matter had sex.
  2. Zehnpai

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Yes. It"s a tumor made out of bacon.
  3. Zehnpai

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    a_skeleton_03 also has a thundercock
  4. Zehnpai

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    To be fair I did ask her how I could help. She was too busy to answer though so I figured I"d stay out of the way with Pepe until heavy lifting or cleaning needed to be done then helped with that. The booze and cheese I brought for the party (can you tell I"m from Wisconsin) went fast though...
  5. Zehnpai

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Hah. Though getting to walk along the beach with Ceno was worth it. He"s so dreamy ^_^
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Do you sleep with a noise machine at all Lori? If I can"t sleep because I"m too busy thinking I just put on a little white noise and it makes me stupid apparently because I"ll zonk right out.
  7. Zehnpai

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I lost about 25 pounds in 4 weeks when the pain started. My doctor was like, "Kudos on the weight loss, you should keep that up. But you"re an idiot."
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Like others said. Exercise and a new girl. Just don"t overdo it on the exercise or you lose a ton of weight too fast and suddenly your gall bladder tries to fucking assassinate you. Too bad they didn"t let me keep it or I would have put it in a jar on my mantle to remind my other body parts...
  9. Zehnpai

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Eomer"s heterosexual life partner.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Just ask her to come over a night or two before she leaves and fuck her then. If she"s at all interested in doing you, she"ll do it then.
  11. Zehnpai

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I learned my lesson. Love is transitory but balls are forever.
  12. Zehnpai

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    You wouldn"t know anything about making shit up would you Dabamf.
  13. Zehnpai

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Suddenly sleeping with a potentially crazy person and being misled into blaming Lori for the eventual fallout doesn"t seem so bad.
  14. Zehnpai

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    (insert subtle jest about how you, not your wife, was the one who was anally interacted, thus taking advantage of the obvious vagueness of your post)
  15. Zehnpai

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Or maybe we were counter-trolling him and you/he should have picked up on that?!
  16. Zehnpai

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Anecdote time: I"d had been friends with my wife for about 5 years when I told her pretty much that I didn"t have room in my life for a female friend, told her I was single, said she was as well and that we should rectify this. About a week later I was balls deep in her. Now take this with...
  17. Zehnpai

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    What does the t stand for?
  18. Zehnpai

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Really? While you"re at it why not casually mention how you have a hard time keeping a girlfriend because they simply can"t handle the mind shattering orgasms you give them and that you"re sick of explaining to the dealership why you have to return the Lexus you bought them for their birthday.
  19. Zehnpai

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Really? You guys are missing out. When I overpay for a burger that I could have made better for half the cost, I want a bag full of fries I"ll never be able to digest to go with it.
  20. Zehnpai

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Really? I pegged you as more a 5 guys and fries kinda person.
  21. Zehnpai

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I hear Kuriin orders from Burger King and then drives to sit at a McDonalds to eat it.
  22. Zehnpai

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Proof that you don"t need makeup or pedi"s to be cute and fashioanble:
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    My wife was amazed that up until I was 29 I had never had seafood. I mean I had fish sticks once as a kid but other then that? I explained it like this. Every time I"ve had the opportunity to have seafood, there"s also been an opportunity for steak and I fucking love steak. The first time I...
  24. Zehnpai

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    The hashtagging shit reminds me of one day when I was younger, had a girl over and I wanted to look cool in front of her so I sent a message to a friend using leetspeak. His reply of, "What the fucking fuck?" reminded me that it really just looks fucking retarded when you do stupid shit like...
  25. Zehnpai

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    He just lacked the confidence Drinsic. Fortunately one day he met Bill at a Starbucks.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Just do as Kegkilla said. Put in your profile that you make 100k+ a year and watch the messages roll in.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    They made pillow forts and pinkie swore to be best friends forever. He"s coming over this weekend to mow her lawn.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I imagined that what he meant by that is he got so aroused while reading this thread that his driver/mistress had to grab his cock and it distracted her and almost killed them.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I liked your birth name Jerle. 8(
  30. Zehnpai

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Well that would explain why she wanted me to call her William Playfair and spoke with a Scottish Accent during foreplay.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I just so have one to sell too! 30 bucks for materials and you pay shipping/handling.
  32. Zehnpai

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    This explains the fascination with Sam. You want to be #600 don"t you.
  33. Zehnpai

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    We have. After reading her side of the story, I realize just how badly she had been lied to and how it really colored me in a bad light so I became unapproachable/unreasonable. To me it looked like Lori was lying to me and being malicious so I had no reason to trust or believe anything she said...
  34. Zehnpai

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Bitches love smiley faces Cam. No joke. Give those bitches some smiley faces.
  35. Zehnpai

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    If you ask nicely she will poop on your bed though. Speaking of which, do you keep in touch still with any of the Korean chicks you"ve dated? You should do a High Fidelity bit and meet up with your top 5 before you leave. Would be pretty amazing given how crazy some of the shit you"ve gone...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    That"s pretty much the gist of it. Had some misplaced anger for a long time. Finally got the better of me. I apologized to everyone I wronged, friendships were renewed. Fin. As for pictures I have a few in my gallery and our wedding pictures are online somewhere but I"m too lazy right now to...
  37. Zehnpai

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Permalink only works if you have the same page view setup. They need to click on the post number and paste that link to that.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Based on the posts from the last few pages, I believe this is me:
  39. Zehnpai

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    You guys warm the cockles of my heart. Maybe even the sub-cockle area. You give as good as you get. <3
  40. Zehnpai

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    You know, you"re right. I am being childish. I"ve made a lot of bad judgement calls and it seems no end in sight. As a friend reminded me, learn from your mistakes. I should learn from mine. I acted out two years ago, I acted out last year and I"m acting out now. Whether I was wronged or not...