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I would TRY to use a squatty potty if I weren't afraid of this

Is one of them manatees a mans?

Finally made rank 13, immediately tried ranked play. Went abadon support because I am an uninventive dumbass. we crushed hard after giving up 6 stupid deaths. average mmr was 2400 ( lol ). Not even sure what our Leshrac was doing but he was Sandusky level molesting the enemy. yay, 1 win down...

Damn good feedback guys. How does this look then? He is still content it is below 2500 and...I may just have to murder him after we build it hah. PCPartPicker part list/Price breakdown by merchant CPU:Intel Core i5-4690K 3.5GHz Quad-Core Processor($229.99 @ NCIX US) CPU...

Cool, thanks for the heads up

Friend wants to spend 2k-2500 on a gaming rig for himself. I kinda feel like the monitor and GPU are excessively costly but if the cost isn't an issue...thoughts? PCPartPicker part list/Price breakdown by merchant CPU:Intel Core i7-4790K 4.0GHz Quad-Core Processor($279.99 @ Micro Center)...

My brother, when hearing of season 2, immediately asked me "Is it the same characters, the same two detectives?" When I told him, 'nope, all new ones'. He raged "FUCK THAT. NOT WATCHING DAT SHIT. It could never be as good if it ain't them!" He has stuck to his guns. Despite its flaws,Iam...

I work with audio engineering and find controllable noctua fans are great

so close to ran 13, can finally try some ranked play. at least 40% of the games I am in get thrown one way or the other from griefing, stupidity, arguing over mid, mommy called for dinner. It changes in ranked...right? hehe

Hah ya man Twin Peaks these days could be a real tough pill to swallow for some, and it indeed has a damn long lull mid-ish end season 2, but overall I find it to be one of the most entertaining programs I have ever seen. Idiosyncrasies, oddly placed humor, and dated as it is I still love it

Conflicted gay cop from True Detective and Twin Peaks character James driving through the night on their bikes felt similar to me, as did the scenes of the singers at the bar in all 3 episodes thus far of S2.

Baby left blind after healthy eye accidentally removed when scheduled to remove tumor in his other eye Holy fuck =(

I guess I did say that because the actors weren't as terrible as I thought they would be I am impressed...well...fuck. I still like it!!

Ya I meant like, bringing up religion, parenting , drug use , and sucking on a robot dick in the span of five minutes, all wrapped up in a cop drama without it being jarring or crammed down my throat. As for my acting comments; Though there are many small instances of things that normally...

Loving this damn show, both seasons. The quick looks between authority figures when the detectives speak, always making me feel like there is some limit to what our protagonists can learn before they too end up as blank faces staring at the audience from a forensic photograph. I'm digging the...

Pointless short video of derpy rank 12 gameplay from 3 games I played last night, haha.

Training a kid martial arts. Going over basic jiu jitsu. He coughs, DIRECTLY - INTO - MY - FACE while I am explaining something. 100% of his filthy child germs shoot into my mouth; Only half a day has gone by and my throat is already scratchy. He is twelve. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

sheeeit who made these

what the fuck was his plan?? Crawl under a car and escape through a manhole like a ninja turtle?

SO FUCKING METAL

yay LEM. road to global is a GO. hur hur.

Indeed. After another day of thinking about it, I considered my good job, how all my bills get paid, and my kids are healthy and... decided I am going to say as little as possible about her hair or appearance. See, I know myself. I will think of a way to phrase it, "I liked your hair better...

I am on guy the left. 6 feet tall, walk around weight is 160-170 and I will cut down as low as 145.9 for competition. Only slightly above average musculature I suppose considering I teach martial arts for a living, but in good shape nonetheless. The mohawk vanishes after a fight, I just...

Why would my wife, an otherwise ok looking woman, wake up one day and say, "hey, i think i will chop my hair off and look like a dyke". very similar to this but the sides and back of her head now are completely shaved. A bit of pudginess, poor posture, and this haircut now and she looks like...

The girl recovered so quickly from the slam too, damn.

I've been thinking often about the same subjects, noodle. I have a 3yr old daughter and a 1yr old son. The biggest thing I've noticed that is different these days is how limiting and fearful parents are of any physical harm. No more kids on bigwheels, no older kids walking or riding bikes in...

All I have to contribute is...fuck you, Fiji mermaid...you evil creepy shit stay out of my nightmares WHY WOULD SOMEONE MAKE THIS Arrrrgggh

Saw the movie on opening weekend, and since then my opinion keeps getting more... positive! I find myself just weirdly imitating the characters and quoting the crazy shit they said " I had a brother! A baby brother! And he was perfect! Perfect in every way!" Can't find my utensils for grilling...

Anyone notice that when they first meet furiosa punches max mad with her nub?

Y tu mama tambien. Jackass cinephile friends wouldn't stop talking about the "passion" and "brotherly love" the main characters had for each other and how poignant the sex scenes were. To me it was just two guys jerking off into pool water. Was so irritated by the unworthy praise and bullshit...

GRATS ON PURPLE!!

Uhhh...ok maybe I would consider a female amputee, but a shemale? Xer dong is pepsi can wide and just plopped onto the tracks. No tks

Started playing counter-strike again. I was not into GO when it was new but my pals have converted me, here's a short video of me on my way to Nova 3

also the .gif thread is as slow as shit rolling up hill now

Etwat had puppies, the swamp donkey also spawned. We have a resident hooker connoisseur, J49, he shall regale ye with many a fine story as he searches for the perfect balance of hooker taint and being a good husband. There is a new generation of inverted-penis beta male white knights...

What I lack in size I make up for in hairiness