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Yes, we know she's pregnant. I think your lack of banging is affecting your perception of her. That was pretty harsh, lol.

I'm happy to go out for a "valentine's meal", but I will never, EVER set foot in a nice restaurant on actual valentine's day again. After a couple of experiences where very nice, very expensive restaurants turned into cattle lots with people packed in shoulder to shoulder and served steaks that...

Goddamn, dude. iceburn.gif

Watching HGTV always makes me mad. "This is Aiden, he's an aspiring musician and barista. This is Madison, she's a part-time secretary. They're looking for the perfect starter home in <insert trendy area of city>. Their budget is EIGHT HUNDRED SEVENTY FIVE THOUSAND MOTHERFUCKING DOLLARS". It's...

Great location, have fun at the events and game!

Word. D3 seasons work pretty well for this. You're immediately in the action after logging in, most things take <15mins to do and you can usually hit a stopping point in 5 mins or less w/o consequence & you can leave immediately if you must.

Same. I've gamed on a laptop on the couch for a while now. It eliminates the "I feel like we don't spend time together" argument, even though the only difference is you are sitting on the couch ignoring her while she watches TV shows you hate instead of sitting in the office. If gaming time can...

City Centre is a shitshow on a regular weekend. Not a fan. Maybe that's our way of introducing out of town guests to Houston properly: "Welcome to our city! Traffic is a clusterfuck, people drive like rabid animals and events are planned with the logistical foresight of a 5 year old!" At least...

Good call. I'm sure the judge in the 2nd case won't take notice.

Is anyone from the board traveling in for the Super Bowl? Are any members from Houston actually going?

I expect it will be introduced next season. Their recent policy has been to test the update on PTR mid-season, then roll out the changes the following season.

Any chance you guys go a little more central? Kirby Ice House was a good suggestion. Or maybe 8th Wonder? Axelrad? Bar Munich? Jump's would be a trek for me (like >50 mins away w/ zero traffic), so I'd pass this round. No worries, we could always do a different place in the future if the meetup...

It was also a constant source of conflict in pub games when someone would accidentally (or purposefully?) turn in a non-bonus act. Usually followed by kick votes and arguing.

What area of town do you guys plan to meet in?

Thanks Attog for the assist and Mures for volunteering to help also.

The tension rises...

If you are making enough off dividends to need to pay an additional $10K on top of your withhold a) you should be paying quarterly estimates b) you should invite me over for the next 'mountain of blow' party you will inevitably host

Do you mean you paid an ADDITIONAL $10K after your withholding or quarterly estimates? How? Did you sell a shitload of stock/options or something?

Depends on your trust in the business and their expenses policy. If they are good with reimbursement and you are confident your expenses are proper, you are giving up free airline miles or cash back by not booking expensive things on your own card. Free stuff is nice. INB4 a condescending...

So I'm nearly finished with Conquerer, but I have a dumb problem: I can't quite solo Skel King @ TXIII in <30sec. The WD Pet build isn't that quick vs single target. Rather than wasting time making a build specifically for it, if one of you guys would jump in with me for a couple of minutes this...

I hope you mean you took a huge shit this morning and aren't using humor to diffuse a miscarriage. Because the latter is how I read it at first and it was horrifying. 0___________0

This. Sometimes two people that seem like they should really connect just don't. Could be the disagreement on major issues like kids or sex, or it could be a missing personal connection. You are good partners to each other and share some interests, but you aren't good friends. It is something...

I lol'd. Also, you're a plumber bragging about your income and extravagant life? Mark, is that you? Seanbaby.com - The Further Adventures of Mark Discordia

Olscratch His ban shouldn't prevent him from winning his rightful crown. Maybe you can send him his avatar for Twitter.

That dishes exchange between Noodle and his wife still rustles the shit out of my jimmies. She's a stay-at-home, he cooks after work, then she expects him to not only do the dishes (after HE cooked?!), but do them immediately or else she's gonna ground him like a 10-year old boy? Fucking A...

My girlfriend has told me she knows I won't cheat because I'm cheap and I hate dealing with people. True story. And she's correct.

I'm know there's a number of Texas bros on the board. What is your take on Karbach now that they sold to InBev? Torches & pitchforks? Still drink it like before? Drink less of it?

And nothing of value was lost.

LulzSect vs. Tolan Screamfeeder vs. olscratch

Well, sex and kids are two of the major deal-breaking issues in a relationship. So that sucks. If she's an excellent partner otherwise, I'd keep trying to find a solution for now. BC can affect libido, so maybe that change would help. However, if she's unwilling to work with you to solve major...

In that case, this should be the Woolygimp Memorial Asshat Trophy, because Wooly is the gold standard for unintentional asshattery. The guy doxxed himself to unsuccessfully disprove an incredibly minor slight. He was the autistic god of unintentional comedy.

Cad vs. LulzSect -- lol Tolan vs. Tanoomba -- all hail our new token pedantic limpdick, Tolan Woolygimp vs. Screamfeeder -- finding out a former board legend is just a generic whiny faggot was disappointing olscratch vs. Itzena -- finally rid of absentee Itz

If you'd like to glow, we could light a dumpster on fire and throw you in it. EDIT: whoops, I read "gold" as "glow". Whatever, offer stands.

Cad vs. popsicledeath -- Lame obligatory choice. Wormie's insufferable ass belongs here, fuck that muggy cunt. LulzSect vs. Hoss -- Hoss's asshatery is subtle and fun. LulzSect wants to fuck bananas, I think. Best of luck with your fetish, sir. Gravel vs. Tolan -- don't know Gravel, only see...

Just re-read my post, it came off harsh rather than funny. My bad. How about we all punch Mist in the dick and call it even?

Popsicledeath vs. Wormie Tolan vs. qwertyqweqwertwqert tanoomba vs. lumi Woolygimp vs. Szila Olscratch vs. Brando Chaos vs. Itzena Dirk, did you do the participant list and the seeding alone? If so, punch yourself in the dick at least twice. Do it in front of your children with your wife...

You're getting him confused with Antarius, who DEFINITELY has a frig full of human remains. So after you made dinner, you fell asleep without washing the dishes and she's going to ground you from video games now? Sounds reasonable. Better work for your Mega Man privileges, homie. She's got a...