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  1. Haast

    Quickdraw with Google

    Like Google doesn't already know.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Aaaaand my brain goes directly to
  3. Haast

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You want to know how "real" a sheltered, rich 21 year old's thoughts are whose only life experience is going to a liberal enclave college? Mmkay.
  4. Haast

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

  5. Haast

    try semen drink

    If she was better at drinking semen, she wouldn't be a single mother of 2. HEYOOOOO!
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    No, you share pics of Pinkhair McRichdad.
  7. Haast

    portland oregon

    Portland trip was good. We did a bunch of breweries, some wineries, a couple of restaurants, and some tourist stuff. Really liked Hair of the Dog, Cascade and Fat Head. We also went to Deschutes, Commons, Base Camp, 10 Barrel and Rogue. Yay beer. Bailey's Taproom (Pallet Jack IPA was my first...
  8. Haast

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    No idea on the crowd-funded divorce. Offhand, it sounds like a bad idea. But you do need to get the legal stuff worked out. As others suggested, see if there are resources in your area to help families in a bad financial situation with divorce. It may be mediation. Get familiar with divorce law...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm glad to hear we occasionally keep it classy around here. Cheers, Mrs G.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    How long did it take after this post to hit "full" on your direct messages, like 5 minutes? :) But seriously, this guy must either have some hang-up about making a move (did he know Gravy?) or is more interested in being friends than dating. Don't let that get you down. You know people are...
  11. Haast

    Has the science of reading women moved forward yet?

    Haastradamus takes a guess: - She talked to you all the time and messaged you a bunch outside of work -- she was interested - She went cold and stopped talking to you -- she was tired of you being ambivalent to her obvious interest (in her mind) and her feels were hurt - She started talking to...
  12. Haast

    The Beer Thread

    May be too late, but Yeti is good. Barrel-aged Yeti is better.
  13. Haast

    Sort of my whine-blog..

    Bros, you've got to learn to skim. Then you can plow through ChumpTales: Eastern Euro edition and be disappointed there was no Bel-Air finish in about 5 mins. 3/10, needs more depraved eastern euro sex acts and way less words. Brevity is the soul of telling disappointing stories.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    FTFY
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Since we're on a slight derail: did any of you have friends that said their kids broke down in fear about the election results and they basically encouraged it? Did you kind of want to punch them in the face for conditioning their kids to believe that they were in immediate danger because a...
  16. Haast

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Apparently I'm dating a shitlordette. She was bathing in the salty tears of her friends' facebook flailing.
  17. Haast

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Are you choosing between phantom fears and kindness that could kill? You should choose the path that's clear.
  18. Haast

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    The answer is obvious: get her pregnant and leech off her rich family.
  19. Haast

    The Beer Thread

    That's a really nice line-up. I've had about 2/3rds of them, all good. Split among 5 people? LOLdrunk.
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    The Beer Thread

    The actual brewery in Bend is a ways away. The Public House in the Pearl District is right in the heart of town. I've been, it's good.
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    portland oregon

    I live 5 mins from one. Food is Darden-quality (generic, basically) & 90%+ of the taps are dictated by the central office, leaving few for local flavor. I'll take 40 taps controlled by the local establishment over 100 taps controlled by Red Lobster.
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    The Beer Thread

    Whoops, other Portland. Oregon, not Maine.
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    The Beer Thread

    Cross post from the Portland travel thread: Any favorite Portland breweries? Any to avoid? Will be visiting this month and I'd like some local or "been there" opinions.
  24. Haast

    portland oregon

    Also, any breweries I don't have listed you'd consider "can't miss"? Or any thoughts on the ones listed?
  25. Haast

    portland oregon

    I compiled the recommendations from this thread and from friends. Open to feedback or additional entries. Restaurants ---- Boxer (Ramen) 23rd & Alberta Los Gorditos (Taqueria) Veritable Quandry Salt and Straw Pok Pok (overrated?) Noble Rot Bars ---- Commons (sours) Apex Beer Mongers (bottle...
  26. Haast

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Your wife is Asian, she's probably just suggesting a dinner option.
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    Woolygimp's Blog

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    Woolygimp's Blog

    You know what this blog about Wooly's love dilemma is missing? Tits. Post some so we can help you figure out which woman to date. We can't help you with incomplete data. Science demands proper inputs.
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    Woolygimp's Blog

    THESE ARE NOT THE DOORS OF A BILLIONAIRE! I got three nannies suing me right now, one of them for no reason. Goddamn, I miss Russ.
  30. Haast

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    Sunwuko LTK is the current monk meta, to my knowledge. I didn't care for it, because I've always thought the hit range for LTK is too small and most versions (especially the speed versions) depend on hitting clusters of enemies to keep sweeping wind stacked. Disclaimer: I'm a lazy player that...
  31. Haast

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    You can make an easy mode T10 build with Inna's, Tso Krin, Pinto, and Incense Torch. Crudest Boots give you a 10 critter army and you drop fire bells all over the screen with impunity. Not bad for farming, at least.
  32. Haast

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    I did a public leveling group Sat morning and got to 70 in ~4 hours, then finished out the Chap 1-4 items within another couple of hours. Unfortunately, I'm not liking the Uliana set for early farming, so that sucks. Not sure what I'll do next.
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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    They've been rewards for season progress for a while now. You have to complete the 2nd to last tier to get it, one per season. If you haven't played in ages: there's 6 tabs you can purchase with gold, and you can earn 4 more through season progress. The upcoming season is the first you can get...
  34. Haast

    The Beer Thread

    Sad times. Hope they don't stop making Todd the Axe Man. When fresh, it may be the best IPA on the planet. I was also wondering how my friend found Darkness as easily as he did. We try to find some seasonal/rare releases from our respective areas and swap them.
  35. Haast

    Should I lie on my business school application and say I'm gay?

    Well, thanks for confirming you're completely full of shit. For those not from TX: Rick Perry is a well-known diehard Texas A&M alumnus and hasn't been the governor for almost 2 years (nevermind that the governor has no legit say in UTexas admissions policy either), but this retarded...
  36. Haast

    Songs with interesting subject matter

    Round 2. It's about anal fisting... and being disaffected: It's about how nice it would be if the ocean flushed California off the map: It's about the hypocrisy of crybaby faggots whining about bands "selling out": It's about how much he hates his mother's Christian faith: It's a cookie...
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    Civil engineering career thread

    Are you setting up a Burton Union?
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    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    Agree on Uliana's, except I didn't care for the current endgame monk builds last season and nothing changed. I haven't done barb in a while, what's the TXIII and GR build meta these days? LeapQuake? Whirlwind? Something else?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    BIOLOGY FIIIIIIIGHT!!!!
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    Should I lie on my business school application and say I'm gay?

    If you keep up with the shitlord meta, you'd know that gay white males are still FUCKING WHITE MALES and aren't fully worthy of non-shitlord status. One dumb faggot went so far as to say that Peter Thiel, a gay conservative outed by a tabloid, wasn't really "gay" he just enjoys sex with men...