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Yeah, my luck with pet gobs has been terrible too. I think I found 2-3 the season they first released and fucking 0 since, even when specifically farming for gobs.

Houston's economy is fairly diverse and has plenty of opportunities in tech. It's more grim for people completely specialized in O&G (like petroleum engineers) when that industry goes through a bust cycle. But yeah, it doesn't help when the O&G industry dumps a shitload of professionals into the...

Some additional graphs. Fucking lol that "scissoring" is a top search term. Scissor me timbers, PornHub!

Had it on tap yesterday, confirmed delicious. Wonder if I can still find any on a neglected shelf... EDIT: Yes. Yes I can, and did.

Great body, busted face, tattoo that looks like a 5 year old's drawing. My boner is confused. Dick or no dick is probably the deciding factor. Unrelated:

Yes, need your battletag to send an invite. Ex: Name#1000

Make sure I get an invite to the mountain of cocaine move-in party.

Seemed OK to me. If you do the achievements you get a couple of pets, some other cosmetics, and a big dose of nostalgia. What else do you expect from an anniversary event?

Blaezenfury vs Jerle: Camerous vs MethHawk: Who is doing the fight pic for this one?

Found both yesterday and bought both. Would have bought multiple, but they're $14 each bottle and I've got a fuckton of fancy beer bombers. I need more friends that are classy drunks, apparently.

NRG Stadium is near 610 and 288, in the medical center area. A bunch of the Super Bowl events are at Discovery Green, which is near the George R Brown Convention Center in downtown. Those would be your ideal locations. As Muur said, they're probably also booked and extremely expensive if you did...

Originally I had Real Ale's, but I also tried Surly's at the brewery.

Yeah, though the area is starting to gentrify due to proximity to downtown/midtown/UH. I lost my shit on my GF when she had me turn into 3rd Ward recently (fucking Google Maps gives no shits about driving you through the projects), only to be surprised there were a bunch of upscale townhomes...

We get some Bruery releases in my area, but Black Tuesday hasn't been one of them yet and my state doesn't allow for Bruery membership via shipping. Sad panda. I do have a bottle of So Happens It's Tuesday, but I wish I could find the real deal.

Blakkr is pretty badass.

Don't worry, buddy. You don't need to die to continue being shameful.

Keep in mind the context of this space. Of course I usually pretend IGAF. "Oh, Becky is from Pittsburgh, but went to college in California? Why so far away?" (internal monologue: fuck Becky and her stupid face I've never seen. Beer is nearly empty, time to make a subtle move to the frig.)

The art of brevity also escapes my woman. A long, rambling history of your past interactions with so-and-so aren't necessary to say you aren't getting lunch with them this weekend after all. IDGAF.

The tips are over the top on subservience. On the other hand, my girlfriend & I both work and she often is home first. I had to tell her that when I walk in the door is not the time to launch into a long talk about everything that needs to get done or whatever else is going on. You had the...

That you were able to impregnate her through telepathy is the impressive part. I mean, she told you she never talks to other guys and chicks never lie. Soygen has mind powers.

Mrs Gravy beat us to the punch on cinnamilk. The student surpasses the teachers.

Looks like a green light for ass to mouth. Full speed ahead.

Technically, I think the steam explosions blew open the (relatively flimsy) building, then the ensuing graphite fires from the now-exposed reactor materials caused the biggest spread of radioactivity. Still, your point stands. If it was built safer, it would have been a minor issue instead of a...

There is a lot of misunderstanding regarding Chernobyl. There were 4 reactor units, 1 of which blew up during a disastrously unsafe experiment during a shut-down cycle. The other 3 reactors continued working afterwards and the final one was shut down in the late 90s, more than a decade after the...

Oh man, a decade+ removed from EQ & that still mega-rustles my jimmies.

If you were a teacher and she was your student, it would still be a crime in TX. Teacher-student relationships are illegal, age doesn't matter. It wouldn't be statutory LOL"rape", though.

LOL Houston metro again SANTA FE ISD TEACHER CHARGED WITH HAVING AN IMPROPER RELATIONSHIP WITH A STUDENT Good time to be a HS student in H-Town. Especially if thick latinas are your thing.

I made that mistake ONCE, in college. The # was too high. We were both 19 and the answer she gave (always an underestimate) was like, high teens. TOO HIGH. How do you get your sandbagged # in the high teens at 19? Were you the girl in the middle at bukkake parties? Fucking A. Needless to say...

Well, besides STDs or surprise kids. Those are inherent risks to being a bicycle. But yes, "loose" from sex is a myth and "used up" doesn't even make sense; there's no limited resource to use up. For those who think virgins are great, did you ever have sex with someone new to it? If you enjoy...

You say this, but the most selfish, craptastic woman I dated was introduced to me by a mutual friend that I trusted with people judgments. I didn't hold what a crazy bitch she was against him, but I definitely wanted nothing to do with dating his friend circle after. Even though I slowly found...

Depends. Is she entirely a figment of your imagination, or have you been referring to your anime body pillow as a real person?

I lol'd.

Currently undefined. The world is your jizzy oyster.

Eat a dick, SkyNet.

Time to casually mention the lizard people.

Pathological Lying. It's a real, if controversial, behavioral condition.

The original story was posted, the inevitable slap on the wrist plea deal is new. I lol'd hard at this.