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  1. Jait

    RIP Bud Spencer

    Lame. I loved the air bud movies. Kudos for posting his age in Human years rather than the little over 12 years that Jesus blessed this planet with his canine presence. He will be missed. Luckily he is survived by his bitch and 47 offspring.
  2. Jait

    Euro 2016

    It's the ultimate team sport and Neki nailed exactly why they lost. Waited too long for Rashford and carry should've played for Kane n
  3. Jait

    Independence Day: Resurgence (2016)

    Yeah, I think you nailed it. I was thinking this weekend how the reviews are outright strange, even the 10% that aren't written by competitors parent companies. The main complaint is that it's too "silly", and yet it's far, FAR less silly and slapstick than the films it has spawned the last...
  4. Jait

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Wrong. He clearly meant interate.
  5. Jait

    Independence Day: Resurgence (2016)

    Yeah it's no less ridiculous than the first one. Maybe less so as city sized ships didn't destroy the planet when they crashed. It was all good fun.
  6. Jait

    Independence Day: Resurgence (2016)

    Yes. But.
  7. Jait

    Independence Day: Resurgence (2016)

    I just started reading Time Magazines review of this 'terrible' movie and it begins by patiently explaining to their readers that the first movie launched Will Smiths career. This is what happens when Hipsters take over the world. It becomes Wikipedia that only counts the White Will Smith. Go...
  8. Jait

    Independence Day: Resurgence (2016)

    I'm finding very few reasons not to call this the best movie I've seen this year. It was pure fun even with the shitty kid actors and Brent Fucking Spiner steals the show. And a major warning that isn't very spoilery but anyone over 40 will have nightmares if they aren't prepared for....
  9. Jait

    Independence Day: Resurgence (2016)

    Yes but it's a chick. And yes but it's the blind guy from Contact.
  10. Jait

    EQBrowser update

    Kegs kid is hungry Tyen. You quit your part time job at McDonalds because you were going to provide "totes" loot for the Mule and her unholy offspring. This is all you've come up with? She's going to start PMing people again. Be wary or you'll be raising Goliath's kid next.
  11. Jait

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Why did she promise to kill Jon and deliver Winterfell to LF then a_skeleton_03? Answer that.
  12. Jait

    Penny Dreadful

    According to the President of Showtime he was notified 2 years ago, this was a 3 season show. And Eva Green was told a few episodes into the 2nd season that she would die at the end of season 3. They tried to convince him to go further, but he said the show ends with her death and it was to be...
  13. Jait

    Penny Dreadful

    I had a similar reaction to Life on Mars. They wanted to tell a story and they did. Keeping shit going any further turns this from an R rated PBS show into an Anne Rice MTV show. Great fucking show, great ending. Fuck the haters.
  14. Jait

    Chekov dead at 27

    He must have been in a hurry.... To drop the Chekov.
  15. Jait

    X-Men: Apocalypse (2016)

    This is what's awesome about the retarded derails from another thread. We can all stand up and say something different. But I'm fairly sure the consensus wasn't that Mad Max was the greatest thing ever, but more that the bar has been set so fucking low that a movie that would have sucked in...
  16. Jait

    Euro 2016

    Spain is going nowhere. Fucking David R Kelly ruined it.
  17. Jait

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Let's all forget the first mentor she had and the statement he told her to repeat over and over. It's much easier to ignore the fucking obvious that one day she will face the God of Death and say not today.
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    Penny Dreadful

    Based on his character I was led more into thinking he's getting bored with the situation. Dorian isn't so much a person as he is elemental in nature. He will latch on to anything that holds his interest. Next up Victoire.
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    The Hound should have turned at the end and shouted Deadwood Spoilers with the hanged man in the background.
  20. Jait

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Chekovmere is right.
  21. Jait

    RIP Ali

    Did you know he has over 20 children by at least 9 women? Ok ok. I'll use the "official" number he admits to 7 children by 4 women. And the ones that accused him of abuse were liars even the ones with cuts and black eyes. He also boldly proclaimed many times that all Whites were guilty of...
  22. Jait

    RIP Ali

    Lol. Okay. Guy converted to Islam and screamed Allah Akbar!! Joined the same hate group that murdered Malcolm X and you guys are mad at me? Okay. We've since become a country where you would be killed or imprisoned for what he did. But alrighty...
  23. Jait

    RIP Ali

    He wasn't. He was a draft-dodging, racist, self-promoter. Basically a black Donald Trump. But hands down the greatest boxer of all time. I'm partial to Holyfield, Chavez, and Frazier, but it's like Jordan, whether you liked him or not you recognized they were on a tier all by themselves...
  24. Jait

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    He absolutely has passion. He's a nerds nerd. I adore him. But he's a shitty writer. Always has been. Ask him he admits it. What Batman or rather DC needs is someone who understands the broader market. Be honest. Every DC fan knows their shit kicks Marvels ass. Always has. So why has it...
  25. Jait

    Boxing

    Float like a ...shit too soon. Well I'm halfway to my dream matchup of Holyfield vs Ali. Two greatest fighters. Period.
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    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    Kevin Smith blew his wad years ago. He's like us. Or RR Martin. Fame and money have a tendency to make people indolent and complacent. When Mewes dies or he gets cancer he might churn out one more good one.
  27. Jait

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    Ben Affleck feels Batman isn't original enough and he should probably be writing it. Well not probably, he clearly is going to write it or be pissing in the ears of the writers 24/7. But it's still gonna borrow from comics, after all, he can't do all the work. Ben Affleck's Batman film will...
  28. Jait

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Your source of power isn't anything more special because it's religion. Have you heard of North Korea? I could list another fifty countries that have no state religion or even understand religion and are far more insane than anything you could imagine. But it's an utter waste of time when...
  29. Jait

    Fallout 4

    In general, I find this good advice for EVERYTHING on Survival. The Assaultron being the exception, 9 times out of 10 it starts charging that retarded eye cannon before I can send it crawling after me like the thing of nightmares that it is.
  30. Jait

    X-Men: Apocalypse (2016)

    Yeah sadly were trying to make sense and logic of something that had absolutely no point except to explain why Magneto went Magnemo again.
  31. Jait

    Fallout 4

    Yeah, I had to specialize for Automatron. I have a few pieces of armor that reduce dmg from robots iirc, and ffs a radiation gun of all things with 50% robot dmg. Between that, my electric sword, and my sniper rifle it wasn't too bad. But prior to that I had skipped it due to difficulty.
  32. Jait

    X-Men: Apocalypse (2016)

    Anyone who uses the term "fatigue" is a tool. It's a marketing trick to get the consumer to blame themselves for shitty products. There's no point in the last 20 years you could release this film and it would be better received. It's not a bad film, it's just not a very good one either and...
  33. Jait

    Penny Dreadful

    That was a great surprise.
  34. Jait

    Soccer/Footy 2015-2016

    Yeah try running wind sprints for 90 minutes and strike hard where you're aiming. Shit I can even walk straight after working out anymore. Of course it's clutch. Only haters would say otherwise.
  35. Jait

    Fallout 4

    Only Spectecal Island. Can't seem to setup the internal defenses correctly there. Rest of my settlements get a check mark 10-20 minutes after they come under attack. Knock on wood because it's not a long stretch of time.
  36. Jait

    Fallout 4

    I don't run a single mod and my game goes boom a lot on a 970. We need to be able to upload our cities. My Sanctuary is a citadel, completely encased in concrete and covered in turrets. Red Rocket is a statue of liberty like museum which can now be seen from Sanctuary, with the Rocket...
  37. Jait

    X-Men: Apocalypse (2016)

    She's so awesome. I almost wish I hadn't used her as an example.
  38. Jait

    X-Men: Apocalypse (2016)

    I think people are waking up and realizing every fucking role she's ever played in her life was Jennifer Lawerence. We like celebrities, not actors. But for some reason we confuse the two. Shes got great tits and a whiskey voice like the 500 other leading ladies before her (no one fucking...
  39. Jait

    X-Men: Apocalypse (2016)

    I liked the Stryker line. But the guy they use reminds me so much of that dumb fucker from American Pie and Dude where's my career.
  40. Jait

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Jamis taught me that when you kill, you pay for it.