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Just get it. You don't even have to play it. Just sit back and order slaves around and build boats or something at work. You can name them and horses. I pity the fool who sails the HMS_Clitfinder

Rey is Leia and Snokes kid. It's obvious. Han told her that Kylo was lost to the Dark Side and Leia said that's swell why don't you go and get him back anyway. Then Kylo killed him preparing the way for the Quizno's Hadarach. That's why they didn't mention Spice. It's in the new tasty sub Disney...

Did you know Plageis was FORCEd to change his name to Snoke because everyone knew the Force Awakens and Wizard of Oz match up perfectly. It's a fact. It was on the Internet. Star Wars: Force Awakens syncs with Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd | EW.com

Holy fuckballs.

Stephen "Kaid/Quaid" Hawking will explain why Macross doesn't make sense here.

There's also more methadone clinics than Starbucks up there.

Wait...you're saying that a race that knows how to not only break the speed of light, but clearly also can control gravity has no business fighting slightly evolved apes? Please tell us more.

Jareds been eating cock. Lots and lots of cock. Even his guards are turning the other way. As pointed out repeatedly in his thread there is no mercy with pedophiles. Strange sense of justice those criminals, and it's sophistry but I love it.

This looks retardedly perfect for a Summer Movie. It's refreshing to see an implausible threat to Humankind that isn't wearing a turban.

For their next project some of you devs need to go out and get a really splintery 4x4 from your hardware store. Make sure it really needs to be sandpapered down, I'm talking just filthy with splinters, the bigger the better. Ok. Got that? Now get some rusty nails. Hammer those bad...

Yeah.... I was way off. Heroin overdose. Gee I didn't see that coming with my talks of hypocrisy and his neverending party life. My only point is that he wasn't religious no matter what anyone says. It was the exact same bullshit with Obama. First he's a religious nutjob who belongs to...

Because people like to assume he was a devout religious person who rejected to use of modern medicine but who also happened to embrace private jets, hot chicks, and oh yeah...autopsies which no Jahova Witness has ever allowed without a court battle despite their inability to count beyond 6...

I saw the rise and fall. Fuck we all did. Rey better not come looking for support. Even if she is the Avatar of the Eight Forces.

Yeah she could never quite get top billing. Forever the undercard. Well tonight she's fluffing security guards backstage at his concert.

Don't worry, he'll drive back, apologize and give you 10 dollars and a hit.

Prince did the one thing that I wish everyone would: Didn't fucking talk about his religion. Now that he's dead everyone seems to suddenly be aware he was a fundamentalist. He had private fucking jets, banged girls like Carmen Electra daily, and made damn fine pancakes. You tell me he'd say...

To be fair.... Gaming companies have done this for decades. Using one project to fluff up another? It's old hat in any industry. That said, doesn't excuse it. And I'd leave this one hanging outside the 'shaw just a bit longer.....I have a feeling once a few of these SOE/Daybreak get pissy...

You're the second person to do that Araxen. Why not throw Doris Roberts in there too? Mentioning Chyna in the same breath as Prince is trolling at it's finest. Bitch couldn't wait 48 hours.

Yeah he's been sick a while with *something*. But fucks' sake, enough is enough. I get it, maybe Haggard deserved it. Dude treated his body pretty badly. Throw Frey in there too. But fucking ZIGGY STARDUST AND PRINCE?!!? Fuck you.

Fuck you 2016, fuck you right in the ass. God damn it.

Take notes Brad. You get the 100 bucks from your 10,000 cultists FIRST by using footage from other games. Smed beat you once again by making his fake Kickstarter actually look professional. Remember this when you repurchase the rights to EQ in 2019 if you plan on bilking your fanatics again...

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Oh god grimlokk make it stop. Fuck. I'm sorry. Whatever I did, just please no more.

Blader's can spam AE's, Plums can't. No one NA is high enough yet to tell you anything more than that with any real accuracy from experience.

This looks awesome. Great casting.

Specifically milk tea for the 8% xp, that's the highest for food/drink. Don't waste your scrolls until 51

You're going to spend the first 10 hours saying fuck this game is stupid, these controls are stupid, RANG RANG RANG! After your initial tissy fit you will be horribly offended by the Slave Blocks and how you will need to keep your "workers" working by feeding them beer. If they complain too...

Yeah I'm only pimping Knight's Rations because I got a 100 up on my market that aren't fucking selling right now with everyone grinding their new twinks. Was making a FUCKTON of money (people who sold their meat croquettes, milk, puddings, on the market thank you!) off those two items until...

Yes, please buy Jait's patented Milk Tea. For that extra long session, think about imbibing Jait's Smooth Milk Tea, with an extra dab of honey for those long sessions when you want to sneak in an extra buff or two after 30 minutes. And also think about purchasing one of my other fine...

Snoke is Vader, Rey is his wife from the future.

That's fair, but specifically I just meant what was promised with EQ Next. If this game had Everquest lore and was called EQNext I'd be quite happy. To be specific, I think the real association might just be the complete lack of spoilers and rewarding both exploration (crafters esp...

That's the only thing this thread is missing. J's wife gang-banging some of our resident neckbeards and posting it. Then them giving her heroin and $9.89

The real competition is against other players, but yeah I assume they'll add PvE shit down the road. Don't quote me on that, I'm not missing it. There's world contested bosses, scrolls which summon raid mobs, and plenty of shared dungeons (enemy fortifications, caves, mines, etc...), but...

If Combat is your only thing you may want to wait until full pvp/siege/war is in. Otherwise if you play this game you will never reach the point of saying there's nothing to do in Black Desert.

Those fishing hotspots are legit. I have a +3 Epheria for overnighters with 60 empty spaces in inventory. Taking the Velia ones to Altinova on the last trip got me after bargaining I want to say 38k per yellow. My haul is typically 45% yellow 45% blue. I have a Balenos for workdays when I...

I will say the shit he does for his addict friend (guy who played Jay) is above and beyond though, so while I ignore him for the most part, I'm really not going to talk shit. It's worth reading about.

There's a reason why Bob is fucking Silent. Guy has always been fucking irritating, it's just that Hipsters tended to agree with him for a few years.

I wasn't implying they cared at all. We all know the police and FBI do a fine job of giving guns to Mexico and pulling over people for traffic violations. I was actually just mocking J's paranoia. And yours apparently

Maybe this thread is your heroin? C'mon you filthy little bitch, post again. That's right, that's daddy's little bitch. Here's your 10 bucks. Man up, and stop being a bitch. If someone were to rat you out it'd be to the FBI or your local police for possession, intent, distribution etc...

I agree. But it'd be WAY more 'stupid' if "Rey" wasn't a Skywalker but somehow resonated with the Skywalker blade and their memories.