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  1. Jait

    X-Men: Apocalypse (2016)

    Yeah they've gone full emo while Nightcrawler is getting brain freeze at the Mall.
  2. Jait

    X-Men: Apocalypse (2016)

    Star Trek nerds need to see this and tell me this isn't Star Trek V. It is. Apoc walks around saying let me feel your pain for 60 minutes and buffs people.
  3. Jait

    X-Men: Apocalypse (2016)

    Vvoids posts are 100% on the money. I just didn't get into the depth he did because I wasn't sure if it was just me. It's an incredibly disappointing movie with a couple of great scenes. We just expect more since The Last Stand. This isn't nearly as bad but it belongs in that category. It's...
  4. Jait

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    The girl on the right died of heroin overdose. The one on the left had emergency surgery for obesity and received a skin graft from Dr. Michael Shoop. Guess it kind of applies to this picture too.
  5. Jait

    Star Trek Beyond (2016)

    It was too preachy. And giving Picard a love story was fucking retarded. The unrequited love story between him and the Doctor was quite good. He's a noble sufferer with a wild past. Picard was completely out of character in that one.
  6. Jait

    Star Trek Beyond (2016)

    The Uhura stuff really undermines Spocks arc and invalidates the entire Motion Picture which is so underrated today. I was pissed around the time they did DS9 so I'm long past all the shocks now. B5 and Farscape were better sequels than anything since.
  7. Jait

    Star Trek Beyond (2016)

    I miss Roddenbery and Ellison type of work too, but find these enjoyable for the reasons you lament. I can always pop on some TOS or the movies anytime I want. These are CLEARLY separate. The original series was just as retarded to older folks too. We've just gotten old. You can't tell me you...
  8. Jait

    Star Trek Beyond (2016)

    They need to prematurely evolve the Federation especially now both their fleet and Vulcan have been destroyed. So enter this new uber race who will be both enemy and friend. Why do they need to do this? Otherwise it'll be impossible for Kirk to wtfbbqown the god damned Borg. If fucking Picard...
  9. Jait

    Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

    Spider-Man was supposed to just be starting out and owned everyone with relative ease despite his awkwardness. I didn't have a problem with it. These movies are supposed to be fun. When they forget that, we get BvS. Also those people need to recognize Spider-Mans role was really a 45 minute...
  10. Jait

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    That troll is my god. I've spent a few hundred dollars on trolling people over the years but never thought of doing this. I want to sit down with them and exchange stories. I'm so pissed I didn't think of doing this first. Cyberpowerpc has a box coming this week now. I'm doing it with an old...
  11. Jait

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Someone needs to take the screenshots and add a Animal House ending with where they are in 10'years.
  12. Jait

    J49: An Erotic Life

    When your wife is running for President you need to clean up your act.
  13. Jait

    Total War: Warhammer

    Oh yes. Greenskins rarely unite. They're like Germans. They much prefer fighting each other.
  14. Jait

    Quarm Server

    I was kidding. I'd like to see Project M again tho done right.
  15. Jait

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    I was walking behind an elderly couple at the Phantom Menace who sounded exactly like George's parents on Seinfeld. They were arguing that the movie was too confusing and who the hell is this Palpatine fellow. A few kids told them it was the emperor and even the same actor. The wife said he...
  16. Jait

    Quarm Server

    Permadeath pvp server or gtfo.
  17. Jait

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Mobs were frenzied. He wasn't sure auto attack was off.
  18. Jait

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Especially since they needed a cheetah. Leaf need a Chanter. And Hodors healer sucked. Just a bad group.
  19. Jait

    X-Men: Apocalypse (2016)

    Apocalypse is shaping up to be the worst-reviewed film in the franchise - The Washington Post
  20. Jait

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    There's two stories about Euron. 1. He's a badass that went to Valaria, found phat lewtz and is coming to enslave the dragons and marry Dany 2. He's full of shit and they had to tie him to the mast of his own ship to keep from jumping overboard. He also claims to have found a dragon egg...
  21. Jait

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Littlefinger didn't know Ramsays obsession with Reek which is quite clear in the letter along with all he other intimate craziness that is the Bastard of Bolton. It also plays directly into the motivation and direction of the character. It's a real stretch to think someone else wrote it.
  22. Jait

    Total War: Warhammer

    Turbo's posts remind me that Warhammer breeds some seriously interesting folks. 100% true Mippo Tale... There's a Chef I know who worked at Camp David when he was in the military, has pictures with Mandela, Clinton, Bush, etc... you name it. Best stories ever. Guy is as handsome...
  23. Jait

    Soccer/Footy 2015-2016

    If nothing else, it'll be fun. I feel bad for Giggsy, but he needs to go elsewhere and broaden his resume. Come back in 5-10 years and be the new Fergie. It's a longshot, I know. But I can hope.
  24. Jait

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    You did. We all did. We were all children once being that cool guy saying I don't care. I'm above it all. Then we grew up and had empathy. The rest became Hipsters.
  25. Jait

    Soccer/Footy 2015-2016

    Every year retards make some comment like that, their team usually has no hardware and was either eliminated months ago or didn't qualify.
  26. Jait

    Penny Dreadful

    It'll get nominations this year. Green is always top notch, and Kinnear's performances can't be ignored any longer.
  27. Jait

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Zombie Hodor inc... Seriously. He wasn't burned or anything, so if you think the feels are bad now wait until he's chasing Bran shouting brains!
  28. Jait

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Wait until episode 8. You're going to find out there's a magical forest with 100,000 workers able to cut down enough trees, process and cure all that wood and build and tar those ships in weeks. It's the same fucking place Littlefinger keeps his Magic Horse. Fuck. It's obvious.
  29. Jait

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    This cracks me up. He's dead, Jim. But I think we all turned into 6 year olds last night over that fucked up ending.
  30. Jait

    DOOM

    Yeah I assumed he'd own it by then.
  31. Jait

    J49: An Erotic Life

    The Calm before the Storm
  32. Jait

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    That's because you only started reading it a few days ago. It's probably the best philosophical fiction of the 20th century. Anytime a nerd sees a big worm or piercing blue eyes, it's gotta be Dune. Fucks sake even Star Wars was filled with Dune homages in the first hour, hard to escape if...
  33. Jait

    DOOM

    Warhammer looks decent and comes out in a few days
  34. Jait

    X-Men: Apocalypse (2016)

    Lack of build up too. Really gave you no reason to understand Apocalypse or give a shit. Really was a step back for the franchise. Still isn't nearly as terrible as BvS
  35. Jait

    X-Men: Apocalypse (2016)

    Really? You obviously don't have kids.
  36. Jait

    X-Men: Apocalypse (2016)

    Granted I watched the pirated version but this was shit. I'll still catch it in theaters, probably twice. But man...bad choices all around. About 10 good minutes out of 2 hours, and for the first time Isaacs was awful too. Not really his fault. Basically it's Star Trek V, seriously I had a...
  37. Jait

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    It was the longest version of "What do three black guys running for an elevator say?" joke ever.
  38. Jait

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    There was no problem for you Sparkle Princess. But clearly some people didn't understand the Emperor was from the backwater planet of Naboo despite your fucking retarded statement that because you understood something everyone should. Lucas was a retard who never explained anything.
  39. Jait

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    Yeah but he makes a good point. I've had to explain that to people too. Lucas sucked at exposition.
  40. Jait

    Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

    You forgot the best part. No NATALIE FUCKING PORTMAN. Casting Goldblum as Gamemaster? Seriously? I'm not sure there is anyone else who can play it now. Hell give him and Del Toro their own fucking movie, just get it over with. I'd pay a hundred bucks to see that. edit: lol totally...